W-Welcome back to Chorped, with Alice3D~

based spammer

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For todays dish, w-we have Key West Chicken!

This dish took about 45 minutes in total to m-make, including the marinate t-time~

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korbo please

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terrible choice

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Thank you f-for the feedback!

Ingredients!
What's needed:
3 TBSP Onions Sauce
1 TBSP Honey
1 TBSP Veggie Oil
1 TSP Lime Juice
1/4 TSP Garlic Powder
4 Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts

S-See, Anonymous? S-So simple, even you can do it

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Fuckin based

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I'm creating an attention points leader board for this thread. Every time Gives you a (you) you get one point
Epic style

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*alice give you a (you)

honey? on a chicken? terrible

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Not so fast you green-skinned son of a bitch.

As far as Bant was concerned, quite a while.
I miss Edd you too...

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T-terribly delicious

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please cook me rigatoni
i miss it

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W-woops! Full instructions:

Cut your chicken in half so that it is easier to m-marinate

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Your knife control is impeccable desu.

Okay, this epic

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It w-was like three days dear.

But I'm sorry I was away. Food poisoning.

Thank you?

N-not a comment I usually get...

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2d girls better
you're winning right now

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wow really

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Help I cut my finger with the knife what is a good way to cover it please

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now we have a 3 way tie

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I w-would use either a bandaid, super glue, or a dab of Vaseline.

Alright n-next step!
Next you will add in the s-onions sauce

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My wife Alice is so cute

pelase oh god what the fuck im bleeding everywhere i cant find rhe bandaids what don id o

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Apply p-pressure near the source of the bleeding to s-stem it.

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um that's s 0 y sauce, not onions sauce

Attention whore get out, Alice is mine!

The winner of the Attention points competition gets an extra special

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You are r-right, got a little mixed up!

Alright, Anonymous! It's t-time to pour in that oil!

It's helpful if you p-pour the oil first, before the honey, s-so that it's easier to measure properly

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>he hates alice
>tries and shitposts her threads
>doesn't understand it bumps here threads up to the top
>mfw you are actually helping her

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im trying that but it jeeps coming iwater doesnr help it oh god fuck fuckfnduck

that's not what the leader board says. It says that she hates you. That you're worthless.

what's with that reddit spacing?

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Well I hope that you're ok my dear.
Bant is a fickle board

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salt is amazing

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>mfw reach image limit and thread dies

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Why i am worthless oh my i feel suicidal rn

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Then c-call a medical professional dear. 911.

Just t-trying to keep the post clean is all.

*nods* I h-hear that. There w-were 30 threads made about me on Monday.

Yes it is

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T-Time to add in the honey!

IF you want a little s-sweeter of a marinade, feel free to add in a l-little more honey~

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hey so if oudn bandaids andnibhave it on my finger do you thinkt hatbiw il still eb abke to make this

you and VR6FWQh are tied
>Why i am worthless oh my i feel suicidal rn
because alice hates you

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Can you put a little skull next to my id it would be neat imo

Alice is my bf. Hey bf, I have pork chops in the freezer what make with them?

What's in the box with the pretty green ribbon?!!

I d-don't hate anyone dear.

I'm a b-biological girl, so I can't be a bf.

Tea f-for my threads

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pur this tb mu name i cant FUKCING type cause of thYHIS BANDAPID

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N-next step: Add in the garlic powder

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>I d-don't hate anyone dear.

You literally said you hated me and wished I would just off myself already.

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Speaking of tea, do you still love chai? Asking for reasons.

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garlic powder? really? you can't get any lower than this

difking dupid that was korbo impersonating heer

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I d-did not. You fabricated a tweet saying s-such a thing but that d-does not make it real.

I do

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