>really want to pee
>enter restroom
>see this
what do?
Really want to pee
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Use the one next to it
use sink
>vomit due to smell
>pass out shortly after
>wake up in a haze, clawing myself out of the restroom
>tell staff to shut it all down
>restroom is shut down for maintenance
not all heroes wear capes
Pee
Typical British faggotry.
typical chav faggotry
MOUNTAIN DEW FUCKING REWLZ
Use the urinal next to it like I would have anyways, because thats the kids/midget pisser.
turn 360 degrees
walk away
>Turn 360 degrees
Youd be walking the same way
no faggot
Just use this one ya turkey
throw a dart at it
run away fast
find manager
bitch at him for dirty bathrooms
bring a bounty to jabba for wupiupi
Take a shit in it
>be me
>be in store
>going to bathroom
>see this
>get out of bathroom
>find a jug of apple juice
>one without those things you have to unpeel after screwing off the lid
>sneak apple juice into bathroom
>open apple juice
>take piss in other urinal
>dump apple juice into urinal
>rip hole in piss bag
>empty piss out into empty jug
>run away as the rest of the piss spills all over the floor
>proceed to put jug of piss back onto shelf
>run home
>get sleep
>wake up next morning
>switch on news
>"In recent news, a fruit juice company has been sued for substituting urine for apple juice."
>laugh maniacally
1. Wait till alone in room
2. Slice it open
3. Run so i dont get covered in piss
4. Observe the area to enjoy the aftermath
I peed in my bed a little bit today
Find needle.
Throw needle at it.
Curse as only the side bumps it.
Try again.
Turn and run like hell when it starts leaking.
Slip and fall on the floor.
Scream as the wave of piss hits me.
1 shid 2 farde
>Take off all clothes
>Untie bag and climb inside
Find a good angle and pfft
Slurp it all down and ask for more
id pop it and run
check em