Ssshh... im trying to sleep

ssshh... im trying to sleep

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*Runs away*

please no explosions
I'm too tired

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*Mean while 60000 km away*
*Sip*
God save the queen!

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now I definitely can't sleep
fuck off shitpost

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stop it lad
no more nukes

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fuck of shitpost you're a homo

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*Blood cough* It was just a pran-

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this is so sad...

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Quickly, wake up, someone posted something about gay nekos in a thread next to this, you must reply immidiately!

Stop bully.

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How is that bullying, dude?

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You brought me into this world,
And you raised me up strong.
I thought we had more time,
But I know now I was wrong.

If I could see you one more time,
See your much-loved face.
If only I could tell you thanks
And feel your sweet embrace.

Did you know how much I love you
Before you had to pass?
If we only had more time,
I wouldn't have to ask.

Why did I have to wait?
You're gone, and it's too late.
I worry about you not knowing,
And my tears will not stop flowing.

Death snatched you away,
And I must bear my shame.
I can say I love you in my heart,
But it's just not the same.

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nekos? where?

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He's asleep. Stop waking him up!

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aaaaa im sorry

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Good job russia! Now he will be hyper all day..

Go back to sleep, no nekos nowhere. It was all a dream.

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oh... really?
I guess I'll go back to sleep then

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Nowhere. It was a lie. Now you have to suffer all day with no sleep.
I know.

It's the UK there are nekos everywhere though.

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Yes. Go back to sleep. Good boy.

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Also stop staying up all night. Its really bad for you.

wow that was rude
it's too late to go back to sleep now

o-okay
I guess dreaming about nekos is pretty comfy too

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Tell us about those nekos living in the wild average Brit.

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Sure! What do you want to know about them?

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Where do I get one? Are they expensive? What do they eat? Do I need a big cage or is a leash enough? So many questions.

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Well you get one by coming to England and adopting one, although sometimes one will follow you home. Price can vary a fair amount, some nekos need lots of food and exercise while others not so much. A cage is recommended however it's not essential in all cases.

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Doesn't sound too bad, so one can afford a cute neko boy with a regular income?
Thats a good outlook. Thanks for the information mister Average Brit.

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If you are careful with your money you can definitely afford your very own cute neko boy

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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*gently lowers your pants without waking you and gives your butt a quick kiss before tiptoeing away*

tf

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Why are Americans like this?

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@6145343
cringe

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*Sounds of 300kg american hambeast thunder through the halls*
*Poor brit is clearly awake but frozen in fear and cant move or utter a word*
*Door slowly opens and amerilard inches closer to the bed*
*Brit wishing for the merciful release of death while la creatura places its greasy dark lips on his pure bum*
*The residues from his mouth start corroding his skin while the monster leaves, giggling like a japanese schoolgirl with her throat smashed by a baseball bat*

delete this

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Why are Spanish like this

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:(

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awww, now I feel bad. Sorry lad.
We were just poking fun.

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