ssshh... im trying to sleep
Ssshh... im trying to sleep
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*Runs away*
please no explosions
I'm too tired
*Mean while 60000 km away*
*Sip*
God save the queen!
now I definitely can't sleep
fuck off shitpost
stop it lad
no more nukes
fuck of shitpost you're a homo
*Blood cough* It was just a pran-
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this is so sad...
Quickly, wake up, someone posted something about gay nekos in a thread next to this, you must reply immidiately!
Stop bully.
How is that bullying, dude?
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You brought me into this world,
And you raised me up strong.
I thought we had more time,
But I know now I was wrong.
If I could see you one more time,
See your much-loved face.
If only I could tell you thanks
And feel your sweet embrace.
Did you know how much I love you
Before you had to pass?
If we only had more time,
I wouldn't have to ask.
Why did I have to wait?
You're gone, and it's too late.
I worry about you not knowing,
And my tears will not stop flowing.
Death snatched you away,
And I must bear my shame.
I can say I love you in my heart,
But it's just not the same.
nekos? where?
He's asleep. Stop waking him up!
aaaaa im sorry
Good job russia! Now he will be hyper all day..
Go back to sleep, no nekos nowhere. It was all a dream.
oh... really?
I guess I'll go back to sleep then
Nowhere. It was a lie. Now you have to suffer all day with no sleep.
I know.
It's the UK there are nekos everywhere though.
Yes. Go back to sleep. Good boy.
Also stop staying up all night. Its really bad for you.
wow that was rude
it's too late to go back to sleep now
o-okay
I guess dreaming about nekos is pretty comfy too
Tell us about those nekos living in the wild average Brit.
Sure! What do you want to know about them?
Where do I get one? Are they expensive? What do they eat? Do I need a big cage or is a leash enough? So many questions.
Well you get one by coming to England and adopting one, although sometimes one will follow you home. Price can vary a fair amount, some nekos need lots of food and exercise while others not so much. A cage is recommended however it's not essential in all cases.
Doesn't sound too bad, so one can afford a cute neko boy with a regular income?
Thats a good outlook. Thanks for the information mister Average Brit.
If you are careful with your money you can definitely afford your very own cute neko boy
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*gently lowers your pants without waking you and gives your butt a quick kiss before tiptoeing away*
tf
aaaaaaaaaaa
Why are Americans like this?
@6145343
cringe
*Sounds of 300kg american hambeast thunder through the halls*
*Poor brit is clearly awake but frozen in fear and cant move or utter a word*
*Door slowly opens and amerilard inches closer to the bed*
*Brit wishing for the merciful release of death while la creatura places its greasy dark lips on his pure bum*
*The residues from his mouth start corroding his skin while the monster leaves, giggling like a japanese schoolgirl with her throat smashed by a baseball bat*
delete this
Why are Spanish like this
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awww, now I feel bad. Sorry lad.
We were just poking fun.