Be bongistani

>be bongistani
>wake up
>pray to allah with my wife's muticultural and diverse boyfriend
>eat breakfast of dry toast and burnt egg with leaf water
>walk 7 miles to my job because cars hurt the environment
>pass by a very diverse and multicultural crowd on the walkway
>say hello to these fine chaps
>Muhammad gives me a dirty look and calls on his brethren Muhammad and Muhammad
>stabbed 26 times with homemade shanks because knives are too dangerous
>walk into hospital to receive proper healthcare
>put on waiting list for 6 days
>decide fuck it, going to work still
>leave a trail of blood along the road to show my support for women and free bleeding
>get to work, find a notice of termination because the company is going in a more multicultural direction
>I couldn't agree more and pack up my stuff and leave
>limp back home
>wife wants a divorce
>I support her decision and am grateful that a she can have guy like Muhammad to make her happy
>rent a cheap hotel
>shitpost on Jow Forums

how way your day?

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I bet OP has a big black cock..

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>Be Dane
>No one knows anything about Denmark and there's almost no stereotypes about you.

>became a muslim too
>your wife is 9 y.o. and you fuck her already because Muhammad did same

Yeah what gives?
You've taken plenty of immigrants and have had lots of problem with it, but you remain uncucked?
Did you initially fall for the (((world bank))) meme and get a bunch of "pension savers" but ultimately decided to not go all the way?

You must be doing something right, to not get memed on like america, uk, germany, france, and half the world.
Gib citizenship, can I bring my guns?

Fucking bicycle wankers

>be Canadian
>walk down the block to the nearest Tim Hortons
>beautiful tall smiling white young lady with cute vaguely european accent I don't recognize hands me my iced coffee and tells me to have a wonderful day
>slack off rest of the afternoon shitposting on r/banter/

>be american
>get shot

>be Dane
>wake up
>smoke cig
> j/o to pornstar who is also distant cousin
>ride bike to anarchism zone
>buy dank
>ride bike home
>leave bike unlocked
>be Dane smoking dank
>ride bike to bank
>Danske Bank
>withdraw dank memes from Danske Bank
>you reek of dank
>you're name is Dane
>be

>be dane
>put remoulade on a hot dog

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I always confuse Denmark and the Netherlands

The Danes like to eat sugar you ride bikes everywhere and your language sounds like you're chewing mashed potatoes really loud

>Be Dane

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You're from the land of big Peter shmichael. Nuff said

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>your language sounds like you're chewing mashed potatoes really loud
It's quite true..

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be me
who are you quoting

The persistent drone of wind turbines has driven the entire Danish population to insanity.

I have literally never head anyone even make a complaint adjecent to that claim.

O ye?

That's because you are mentally Ill from constant exposure to wind turbine noise. You probably don't even understand what you're saying.

me heji kani melofl nmsk?

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>be american
>get shot
why does this keep happening

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I think you mean
>Chinese woman with crooked teeth and a foul smell hands you the worst tasting coffee in the know universe

>PiG