>be bongistani >wake up >pray to allah with my wife's muticultural and diverse boyfriend >eat breakfast of dry toast and burnt egg with leaf water >walk 7 miles to my job because cars hurt the environment >pass by a very diverse and multicultural crowd on the walkway >say hello to these fine chaps >Muhammad gives me a dirty look and calls on his brethren Muhammad and Muhammad >stabbed 26 times with homemade shanks because knives are too dangerous >walk into hospital to receive proper healthcare >put on waiting list for 6 days >decide fuck it, going to work still >leave a trail of blood along the road to show my support for women and free bleeding >get to work, find a notice of termination because the company is going in a more multicultural direction >I couldn't agree more and pack up my stuff and leave >limp back home >wife wants a divorce >I support her decision and am grateful that a she can have guy like Muhammad to make her happy >rent a cheap hotel >shitpost on Jow Forums
>Be Dane >No one knows anything about Denmark and there's almost no stereotypes about you.
Jordan Hughes
>became a muslim too >your wife is 9 y.o. and you fuck her already because Muhammad did same
Nathaniel Rivera
Yeah what gives? You've taken plenty of immigrants and have had lots of problem with it, but you remain uncucked? Did you initially fall for the (((world bank))) meme and get a bunch of "pension savers" but ultimately decided to not go all the way?
Ryan Long
You must be doing something right, to not get memed on like america, uk, germany, france, and half the world. Gib citizenship, can I bring my guns?
Colton Jenkins
Fucking bicycle wankers
Jayden Perez
>be Canadian >walk down the block to the nearest Tim Hortons >beautiful tall smiling white young lady with cute vaguely european accent I don't recognize hands me my iced coffee and tells me to have a wonderful day >slack off rest of the afternoon shitposting on r/banter/
Juan Foster
>be american >get shot
Aiden Perez
>be Dane >wake up >smoke cig > j/o to pornstar who is also distant cousin >ride bike to anarchism zone >buy dank >ride bike home >leave bike unlocked >be Dane smoking dank >ride bike to bank >Danske Bank >withdraw dank memes from Danske Bank >you reek of dank >you're name is Dane >be