Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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TOP KEK AMERIMUTT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Danes are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty mutt country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our MAERSK container ships are done ramming your defenseless country. Then, our pizza delivery boys (we'd send perkere and other shitskins races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY fat American pig shit they see.
When Denmark's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

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Danmark-Norge 2.0 when?!!?

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Denmark and Norway is too different compared to each other and should never be reunited.

Also, the Danes oppressed you. Remember?

>not being part of glorious sweden who managed to sneak past a US carrier fleet and take out the carrier in wargames
If only Swedes didn't reveal their power level Europe would have the potential to blow several thousand mutt lives to Davy Jones in a real situation

>Also, danes oppressed you, remember?
Surprise, surprise, the kike is playing D&C when Greatest Ally is in jeopardy

kek

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I miss this

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>when Greatest Ally is in jeopardy
they don't stand a chance. we have MAERSK
americans fear the freighter

plz invade us and force yourself on us
i wanna carry your bastard child

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How will we ever recover?

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you cant

you have 2 hours to surrender

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Lol Dancucknoosts graphic illustrating his navy is essentially brown water navy. Retard our coast guard is more of a navy than what you have

Ok, Sven. I surrender. U.S.A. BTFO forever.

Please
t. Pureblood norge in minnesota

You fucking square heads wouldn't last 10 days. Our USMC alone could wipe you like a bitch. STFU

that has to be a "op is a faggot" brand larp

Canada and Norway together could destroy the great Satan that is America and rule the world with an iron fist. We will build a NWO - a Nordic World Order.

OH NO NO NO NO

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mmm Okay, squarehead.

yep op is a fag... and its spreading like his asshole

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Finland will get to you first faggot
>glorious protector of mongrels

Lmao this guy.

based!!

I missed you.

You're drunk Viking man.

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im scared holy crap a norwaygron plane flew over my house im shaking holy brap

Reforge the North Sea Empire and lead a glorious Anglo-Scandinavian conquest of the Planet!
Alwealda gewill!

>Anglo

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we have states larger than your entire country
what the fuck would you even accomplish?