Everything in purple is rightful New Zealand property and I demand its immediate return

everything in purple is rightful New Zealand property and I demand its immediate return

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HAHAHAHAAH TAKE IT FAGGOT

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give us Hawaii then

nz has no balls. i don't even know how your country makes money.

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we actually invented gravity so every time someone uses it they have to pay us a fee

Is this song still popular there?
youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY

I have never heard that song in my life
what made you think it was popular here?

because theyre from nz. it was popular briefly here.

Easter Island is and will always be Chilean sovereign territory

new zealand is rightful british property

no

britain is rightful New Zealand clay

New Zealand is ours and there's nothing you can do about it

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england is owned by New Zealand

That's not true and you know it, you still have our flag in the top left AND all your money is BRITified by having the queen nd shit on em
Let me know when you've got all your own original thrift tho okay?

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no u copied us lol

Oh I suppose that could be true I guess...
But then how come you guys can't pronounce deck and we can?

we say it the same as you guys though
i dont know what kind of meme accent you think we have, to be fair they always do our accent really shit in any media we are in

No there was a kiwi who I got to say it in a voocaroo recording (twice) and he said dick like every time
It was pretty funny
I'm sure you're not him though

All the islands in the pacific belongs to Chile.

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Polynesia is rightful New Zealand clay

7 off, wonder which lucky bastard got

The thought of having an NZ flag is scary.
I don't know what I would do without my heterosexuality.

New Zealand isnt a country its a fantasy theme park

and Australia is a dystopian zoo

Based and redpilled

>Hawaii
nice bait

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Hawaii is rightful NZ clay
those savages killed James Cook and we demand reparations

>ur gay
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Go to bed, you're tired

not until New Zealand gets its land back

That cunt doesn't know what he's talking about. Kiwis should know that song.

NZ is Australian clay

Australia isnt even real

I'm so sorry mr kiwi
but
you're never getting "your" land back
so you're gonna be pretty grouchy for a while

Noice dubs
also tell your boomer friend he should go to sleep he seems kinda tired

no u lol

>hawaii
good luck with that

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we don't get left off maps

lol I would just reflect the missiles

i'm sorry you feel that way mr kiwi
in another life perhaps we could have been friends

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because your government hasnt invested in the right stealth perks

*pulls out granite maul*
*specs you for all 99's*

being insignificant is an investment option?

no one can attack us if we dont show up on their minimap

>NZ sneaks up behind you, decloaks, and chokes the fuck out of you

how did the French find you then?

*logs the fuck out because i dont do pvp*

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they had an aimbot

Homos

This

>james cook
literally who?
attack our islands and we'll nuke you fake australia

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ass