Itt tell us some of the bad things that happened to you when you were a kid

like a jewish thug

I rolled out of bed and broke my collar bone when I was in preschool.
I rolled headfirst down a steep hillside when I went on a trip to a lake.
When I was 16, my part of my lung spontaneously collapsed when I was in geometry class.

i took some estrogen pills but then ran out of money to buy more TwT

Did they get you?

Rip.
Nice talking to you.

Pic related?

Pretty rough stuff.
How did your lung collapse?
It can't have been just out of nowhere, can it?

Work for more dummy.

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no and no

>How did your lung collapse?
>It can't have been just out of nowhere, can it?

I think it may have been due to the fact that I was underweight at the time combined will deformities in my lungs. Being a skeleton increases the chances of a spontaneous pneumothorax, as they are called.

>How old were you when it happed to you?
i didnt feel the pain because i think feeling in my feet is a toss up. A also stepped on a needle upright and didnt feel it but thats more normal. I must have been 8 or something happened in my unfinished basement.
>Holy shit why?
when i was in elementary school we used to have these faux gangs and one kid put his arm around my shoulder then kicked my legs out from under me on a concrete curb and then i blacked out. some said he stomped me in idk if its true

When I was like 4 I was putting coal in the fire in our fireplace, but being a retarded 4 year old I hadn't grasped the idea of caution or really any semblance of common sense so I stuck my hand into the fireplace to put the coal in instead of using tongs or just throwing it
Had a massive burn all up my arm for like a week

Did something similar to what you did with the upright nail but I was wearing crocks in a forest kicking tree stumps (as you do)
A bigass, thickass piece of wood (maybe half an inch thick and an inch or two long) went straight through the crock into the soul of my foot, had to go to hospital to get lil strands of sock out of the gross wound I got

Lost my toys one time. That was pretty bad too.

Then some other time an Italian kid named oscar hurt his knee and said it was me kicking him that had caused it even though the scab was at least three days old and the teacher believed him because no one liked him, that sucked quite a lot as well

I cracked open my head on the corner part of the wall when I was 4 (or maybe 5, I don't remember it that well)

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I caught on fire with 2nd degree burns
I was assaulted by a rooster
I got a blow to the head by a small fall and needed stitches

Theres this thing, called a job. You can get one of those. You could always go into self marketing and use the internet to give you money.

i rolled down a hill in a tire with my friends and broke my shoulder , fun times

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kek
in winter my brother and i used to throw ourselves down hills in our skii suits (never went skiing in my life but my mum forced it on us cause theyre really warm)
never broke anything tho

friends dared me to ride my bike into the fence
on impact, it shattered one of my testicles against the steering and to this day, I only have one nut

what the fuck

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>the one nut kid
i saw a kid loose one while playing baseball. hit right in the nads just kinda slipped out

I literally went schizo from the boredom and loneliness

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Me too, man. Twice, in fact, but I was already an adult in both instances.

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when i was a kid i slipped on the stairs and snapped my front tooth in half

i got a hole in my nasal septum, and i heard it doesn’t heal.
Got it mostly because of an online game addiction and divorce(had nothing better to do than play alone). It meant stress, lack of sleep and lack of regeneration; so during a boring class i was thinking about how to play the game better and about my parents’ quarrels; got a habit of pulling boogers. one time i got it bleeding. Dried blood is harder to pull so it leaves more damage. I kept at it for 5 years until i found a hole in cartilage.

My parents divorced over their parents’ interference. my parents married again in Canada, and grandparents are all in Moldova.

Damn wtf

Feel bad for me? kek
Now i got a better STEM education and muscles than an average Canadian, and my parents have a much greater income than an average Moldovan family. Moldovan education much better than Canadian, i wonder what’s keeping it a shithole country...

no i'm talking about the fucking hole in your nose lol

Is there something wrong with you?

what's your beef with canada, eh?

i don’t scratch it, so it doesn’t bleed or increase (doesn’t appera to heal either lol)

having to write very long texts on lab reports, on my opinion and general idea of a topic, and doing the rest of the tasks on a calculator. There are 6-8 lessons for 45 minutes every day in Moldova. There are same 4 lessons every day in Canada, for 75 minutes.

>rooster assault
>head stitches
>2nd degree burns
Why even write about something that heals? i expected gore

Oh, yeah.
Our curriculum is shit in many places and it's only getting worse

btw whites in my canadian school were very cucked, i befriended arabs only.

Saudis, I bet
But yes, I am deeply saddened by the absolute state of the youth in my country
embarrassing on a national level

I hated haircuts when I was small, which led my hair growing longer
On my first day in kindergarten, one of the teachers decided to use hairclips to fix my hair
Then I went to have fun without caring too much about being turned into a trap
Talked to a girl and hanged out for a while. Got told to fuck off when she realized I was a boy.
Cried like a bitch cause it was literally my first social experience

Dont know if pic related

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>be 2 or 3 years old
>both parents leave the house to go to work
>left alone crying in the room
>apparently some woman is to comes take care of me
>have no recollection of her, not even what she looks like
>start doubting her existence
>parents could have possibly left me home alone as a baby

The town rapist kidnapped me and took me in his barn, at which point he told me to deepthroat a horse or I'll fucking die, back then I didn't know about porn because too poor for internet anyway so i begin to give succ and he takes off my pants and begins to rape me from the back.
The last thing I remember is waking up on a hill, close to my home

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> I once stepped on an upright nail when i was like 7 or 8.
Are you me? Funny thing I didn't even notice until I got home. it was a pretty big nail as well, made a pen sized hole in my foot.

fell headfirst on weight set, also cactus

Russian collusion

I recall being thrown in a trash can by my peers back in school. I also remember being kicked off a downhill grass field. I rolled until I reached the end. They used to hit and choke me as well.
As for my mother, I remember that she used to beat me with whatever she could find, from twigs and flip flops to iron rods and heated spoons, passing salt onto the wounds after she was done. That, of course, goes with the sweet words she used to utter to me while doing it. I also remember moments where she used to force me to socially engage with people. Probably because she was getting worried that I was becoming socially awkward.
A good thing I got my childhood though was to learn by experience that no one will be there to help when you need it the most. So you better be prepared.

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