Me irl

>me irl

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>me irl

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>me irl

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You know the chimpanzees have been to the Stone Age.

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me irl

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*have entered to the Stone Age.

Huh, didn't know that. Even though it's cool to see them evolving, I think their future is grim as people are likely to get threatened and end up making them go extinct.

Either that or they become the new dog

fuck that's weird

they're not supposed to be able to conceptualize tools in things that couldn't be immediately used as such (i.e actually making something sharp)

They're fucking strong and ruthless as shit!
Some how the can plan attacks against other chimpanzee tribes.
It's nuts.

youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

They're going to kill us

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oh i know about that one

chimp agression got memed really hard in order to prove a point about humanity tho they're not nearly as bad for it as most of the material you find

bonobo's are still nicer but whatever

Damn they're really getting organized. Cool!

Nah, the most that they will be able to do is kill a few researchers and caretakers. They're being constantly surveyed and studied. There's no way that can pull out any tricks.

did you know most orangatans are rapists and have frequently done it to humans?

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lol get blacked

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This will happen tomorrow

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Damn dude
Blacked.com

>tfw no orangatan bf

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fuck i'm too drunk to spell right

Orangutans have smaller penises (erect length ~ 8.5 cm) and gorilla penises are even smaller (erect length ~ 6 cm). Neither orangutan nor gorilla exhibit a chimpanzee/bonobo-like filiform penis, and both, like humans also posses a glans penis.

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well that's boring

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That's the one kind of information I definitively won't ever use in my life...

Ducks have screw-shaped penises, some even with thorns.

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Why?
Some female ducks and geese have evolved complex genitalia to thwart unwelcome mating attempts, according to a new study

>Why?
i'm only interested in big ones

a-maze-puss

In another specimen in which the length of the whale was 20 metres (66 ft) and weighed 50.9 metric tons, the brain weighed only 3.636 kilograms (8.02 lb). "Blue whales have the largest penises on Earth. An erect blue whale penis is 12 inches (30 cm) in diameter and ten feet in length.
Ikr

not that big though

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You don't want big but you don't want small.
Do you want average?

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fine just shave your stuff i don't want to pluck pubic hair out of my teeth

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nigga get out of here with that shit

Oh no your not getting my penis you have this guys penis

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i'd send you a photo of wear it said it in my course material if i could be bothered

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where* what the fuck is up today

you study orangutanology?

anthropology as part of a debate on animal culture

it was fun but useless

animal culture? you mean the way people treat animals or about animal behavior that can be characterized as culture?

chimp packs act different to each other they're actually quite complicated

still absolutely nothing compared to how complicated humans are though

chimps have a bad rap as using violence as a means of solving social problems compared to bonobos who seem to solve everything with casual sex. given the genetic similarity to humans someone wanted to find meaning in chimp behaviour and apply it to humanity but its not at all legitimate in my opinion the bitch used so much dramatic language describing them too

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