Fuck

Tfw you would have broken world records at 5'10" but bitch god made you 5'5" out of jealousy

My height surgeries cost 50k. I fucking want to die but fear hell too much

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God was jealous, what can I say. I could see why.

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i saw you're training schedule on that website where you went to blog post mate
it was all anime-tier meme shit

you would not have broken world records

>all anime-tier meme shit

Either you mean you weren't impressed or you think I was lying. Which is it?

i believe you did it, its just that it was retarded

100 push ups in a minute
thats retarded, not even a second per push up, you would get fuck all benefit from that and would have been better of doing 30 push ups in a minute
lifted a 20lb dumb bell 1800 times per arm
you should have increased the weight not the reps, 20 pounds is nothing

this read like someone who got all their training knowledge from shonen anime and probably think weighted clothing works because they saw it in DBZ

>thats retarded, not even a second per push up, you would get fuck all benefit from that and would have been better of doing 30 push ups in a minute

Lol. Anyways I did 100 of the slow ones that use the recorded audio (up... down... up...etc)

You sound jealous here. If I didn't see progress, I wouldn't have done it everyday for 4.5 yrs.

lifted a 20lb dumb bell 1800 times per arm
>you should have increased the weight not the reps, 20 pounds is nothing

I'VE curled 65lb dumbbells. That was easier than 20lb dumbbells 1800 times per arm. That was THE most intense thing I have done. Actually TRY IT. You wouldn't even last a minute.

>this read like someone who got all their training knowledge from shonen anime and probably think weighted clothing works because they saw it in DBZ

Nope. Even they can't do what I've done :)

Plus, I did the pushups correctly. At the end of the day, that's all that matters. Correct form.

You sound like you've never worked out before.

Basically I didn't do basic pleb shit like what yiu see in fitness videos.

I trained to demonstrate to myself that I had the most superior will piwer out of all humans.