There is no life better than the life of a haredi jew.
>Doesn't have to work
>Eats like a king
>Has 10 children, all of whom respect him like a king
>Spends years studying fascinating ancient religious texts
>Has a community around him, that will always help him in times of need
>Trusts in god, never despairs
>Doesn't need to hit on girls, being nice is all you need to find a good wife
>No degeneracy
>Ancient music is the best music
And best of all...
>Everyone around you is pure white
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>have to be an inbred fuck
>you have to cut off a part of your dick
>wife wears a wig
>everyone around you is ugly
>you're a fucking jew
No thanks.
>gets gassed due to Q boomers waking up to the JQ
enjoy it while it lasts my man, your fellow kikes really shook the gentile nest and fucked you over. 110 around the corner. It looks comfy but sad ,that it has to be this way..
Last I heard they get big-big shekels from the Israeli government for doing what exactly? Besides making children.
>are you telling us to all become haredi jews?
>Everyone around you is white
Kek those little jeweses need some multiculturalism those noses could benefit from the mix ;)
Having one Jewish grandparent predisposes you to over 40 serious genetic conditions (only for His chosen)
>have to be an inbred fuck
hmm no. On the contrary, the chance of having a genetic disease is reduced, because the partners genes get checked before they even meet
>>you have to cut off a part of your dick
You don't cut your own 0.0
>>wife wears a wig
If your wife wears a wig you chose the wrong wife, a good wife will wear a hat. BTW she takes it down in bed :)
>>everyone around you is ugly
you get used to it
>>have to be an inbred fuck
whoa, sounds like a job for Jow Forums
>get sexually mutilated at birth
Democracy :) We vote for whoever gives us money
>jews
>white
lmao
sounds comfy
No no no, someone need to bring the money in
>No degeneracy
>judaism
>living in desertland
I'd rather stay here in SW Chicago
Come to bnei brak, see for yourself
hello jew, are you on an actual conversion/recruitment drive?
shill me
>Doesn't have to work
not true , most haredi men work , even some of their women do (i once worked with a software company made up entirely of haredi women)
>Everyone around you is pure white
white people are incredibly rare in the haredi community as the only way to be a white haredi is to be a convert .
also many of the texts they study like the talmud are not religious at all .
>No no no, someone need to bring the money in
from a bunch of NEETs?
I don't understand you. Our women wear modest clothes (and there is next to no interaction between a man and a woman besides husband and wife)... where do you see degeneracy?
We have AC
No no, stay goy, we don't need any more jews thank you
you literally serve no purpose, when the collapse comes (and it's coming) you will have no value. this is your future.
No politics just (((JIDF))) attempting to generate (you)s with the last sentence in the entirety of its nanny fantasy. kill yourself kike no one cares sage and report
>white people are incredibly rare in the haredi community
are you going by Jow Forums's impossibly awkward ''YOU'RE NOT WHIIIIIIIIITE REEEE'' standards or, you know, your eyes?
those people look white
>not true
I didn't say you can't work, i said you don't have to work. nearly 50% are unemployed
>even some of their women do
Obviously
>white people are incredibly rare in the haredi community as the only way to be a white haredi is to be a convert .
אשכנזי=לבן
>also many of the texts they study like the talmud are not religious at all
Huh?
Being nice is all you need to get ANY woman. Women like nice guys
God is with us
Not in secular society.. You need to be much more to get a good girl
hmm I didn't say we were smart 0.0
>No no, stay goy, we don't need any more jews thank you
alrighty, reverse psycholojew, could you stop us?
Jews aren't white schlomo,. Hans, get the Tay-Sachs catalyst.
what, Jow Forums? there is nothing to stop
They are white by color
>Everyone around you is pure white
You got at least one wrong.
gay bait thread
Show many any work at all from Einsteingoldburgenstein that didn't just use Lorentz transforms and I will actually respect the thief.
>ac
>desert
you dont really need one in actual desert , desert is actually comfy as fuck compared to sweaty humid coastline life .
was going by Jow Forums standards , you cant really determine someone is white visually , even most genetic testing is inconclusive .
> nearly 50% are unemployed
you can always try to get by as a leech somehow in countries with social security your life will just be shit , being intentionally,voluntarily unemployed is frowned upon among haredim as well .
>אשכנזי=לבן
you literally claim white=nonwhite , ashkenazim are their own category , not white people .
>Huh?
most of that shit is basically old law books, not religion .
again you cant tell someone is a white person just by skin color
>>Everyone around you is pure white
(((Pure White)))
>Is a kike
>Plagued by genetic diseases
>Isn't white
>Exists only to line the bottom of mass graves
They're going to be exterminated.
why the fuck shouldnt he use lorentz transforms ? the whole point of science is to build up from what your predecessors knew . what you're doing is like claiming measurements of milky way dark matter are plagiarism because they guy who did it plagiarized the idea of numbers from some cave dude 10000 years ago .
Nope. come and see. we are whiter than whites
>being intentionally,voluntarily unemployed is frowned upon among haredim as well
That's just not true. I have a cousion who didn't get to a good school because his father worked instead of studying. How familiar are you with haredim?
>you literally
White is literally a color :)
>most of that shit is basically old law books
Yeah, religous law retard
>again you cant tell someone is a white person just by skin color
en.wikipedia.org
the 'white' in white people has nothing to do with skin color , for example argentinians are white despite having dark brown skin
you really should lurk more before posting .
hmm well that's dumb
Fpbp
Hearty kek ty user
not by dna.
all those exploits, ready to be used.
Also you get to play Tag with strangers
Because the work that followed was Max Planks.
He literally glued them together.
And they are fucking wrong.
He didn't even think of electron scatter and won a (((Nobel))).
if not by dna than by what? you think we paint ourselves?
You referenced a Jew website about white people...
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA.
No. I look at this list and realise, with my background if I put my mind to it, I could easily find a trigger.
There's a way of individually removing you, selective targeted plague.
AMAZING.
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Israel is one of the last decent countries left on Earth
The only problem is the ugly women there
Well, as someone who spent his life around ashkenazi jews, most of us are pretty normal
some are ugly, some are beautiful. and anyway, jews know better than to judge someone by how they look
שקר החן והבל היופי אישה יראת השם היא תתהלל
>Doesn't serve in the army and is a leech that everybody else wants to get off his ass and contribute to the country that he safely lives in
>Doesn't give a shit about their 4 yo children and let them walk freely and without supervision in a busy street with cars
Yeah being a haredi Jew is great
>Doesn't have to work
No sense of self-worth while the wife does everything
>Eats like a king
Eats low quality cheap food
>Has 10 children, all of whom respect him like a king
Has 10 offsprings he barely interacts with
>Spends years studying fascinating ancient religious texts
Only fascinating because of brainwashing that dissipates once he makes contact with the real world
>Trusts in god, never despairs
More and more haredim are becoming secular
>Doesn't need to hit on girls, being nice is all you need to find a good wife
I guess they have that going for them
>no degeneracy
No anime, no vidya, has to use "kosher internet"
>Ancient music is the best music
kek
>Everyone around you is pure white
Lots of brown haredi sects
have you tried?
>No sense of self-worth
yes there is. studying the talmud gives great satisfaction
>Eats low quality cheap food
Just no. It's obviouls you have never eaten on a haredi table
>Has 10 offsprings he barely interacts with
Interacts with his sons, which make him proud
>Only fascinating because
Still fascinating :)
>More and more haredim are becoming secular
Because they are stupid. I'm one of them, and regeret it every day
>No anime, no vidya, has to use "kosher internet"
much better without all this crap
>Lots of brown haredi sects
Well I wasn't taklking about them
>much better without all this crap