Be american

>be leaf
>be degenerate

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Chechen_War

>completely annihilate your enemy
>loose
wat?

>if you kill your enemy, you lose

>be spanish
>be pedo

ikr

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completely forgot about trudeau or w/e was his name already

>be canadian
>be cucked by arabs and chinks

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>be spanish
>replace italy as the gateway country to eu for africans

>be canadian
>get shot by arabs

>be polish
>get wpierdol

>Be leaf
>Suck huge cock

That's not how it works polane

>be spanish
>barely in control of your separatists

>be american
>shart in mart

based

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> be leaf
> have a pussy coward drama teacher for a prime minister

>be american
>most of your country votes for fucking hillary 'we came, we saw, he died' clinton

>be american
>wake up and scratch foreskin-less penis
>go outside with your new patriotic maga hat
>bump into police
>get shot
>bleed mayo
>tip the shooter
>drive to walmart on mobility scooter
>shart yourself in the doritos aisle and get praised by movie critics for humour
>try to buy medication
>no medical insurance
>dab forehead with cloth and yell to see manager
>manager can't come because he can't fit through the door
>get kicked out onto the street
>tyrone robs all your remaining cash
>die in the land of freedom peacefully

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>heterosexual
lol

But trump still won

he might have more libertarian foreign policy for now but he is still a shill for israel, his loyalty to the jewish state will supersede his non-interventionism

Is Justin jewdoe any different?

not generally but he is currently standing up to the saudis for their treatment of yemen while trump continues to arm them

>be american
>get shot
>see photo of myself
>"looking good"
>other people see the photo
>"yup. that's america. he is awesome."
>instantly happy

>be serbian
>commit war crimes
>get punished

>be american
>commit war crimes
>world claps

>be leaf
>drown to deaf in maple syrup

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>be american
>get kot

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>be kiwi
>literally be a fucking kiwi

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>be British
>literally being from a different country

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>be american
>get dubs
>serbia checks them

>be american
>shart in mart
>get shot on the way out
>drop all my butter that i was going to deepfry when i got home
>fuck
>tip the shooter 20% of the cost for his bullets
>spend the rest of my shekels paying for private health care
>complain about 9/11 on the way to hospital
>still die because the medic is an uneducated retard like me

>be me
>sip

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>be american
>be hated by the entire world

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I find this offensive. Canada should be America’s hat.

>be british
>colonise the third world and bring them closer to the living standards of the west
>be the first to abolish slavery after enlightenment thinking was popularised
>be american
>don't realise england colonised america as well
>also have a fucking civil war due to confusion as to whether or not it is right to enslave other people
>argue whether or not niggers even are people
How can you be such an unbased country

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> be British

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>be american
>see an undemocratic nation with lots of oil
>bomb it for not having a democracy
>also bomb it for the oil
>be a fat stupid gay retard
>complain about 9/11 after destabilising the countries responsible
>get fucked by tyrone

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You mad bro?

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>you mad bro?
typical boomer, when will you learn

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