How can i teach myself to delay gratification and curb my impulses?

how can i teach myself to delay gratification and curb my impulses?
i waste so much money buying random shit off of amazon and going to clubs

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why bother
yolo

Go to church

I can't advise you, I just spent $100 on showbags and wasted another on show food and attractions!
I am starting to regret wasting all that money!

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nooo
money is important i can't keep doing it

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showbags are vaguely addictive i wouldn't sweat it

Y.O.L.O!!!!!!11111

the guy who dies with the most money is still dead

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looks like you're in need of some tips as well
spending money is just so much fun..

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Give me your direction, I will go by plane and then I will spank your fucking face

kill yourself

I know! I had to restrain myself from buying nothing but bags! Some in my group did just that!

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And I will say "BAD POOFTAH, BAD POOFTAH, VERY BAD POOFTAH"

i don't like this fetish

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Do something that requires discipline and patience and hopefully these qualities become a part of you

You will

i'd rather you spank my ass, but that works too ig

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by worrying about what will happen if you don't have money when you need it for something important and what will happen if you don't

Try one step at a time don’t go overboard right away

go on yt
look up african mosquito burgers and Haitian dirt cookies think about the taste and the countless diseases. imagine how hungry they can get and how mutch they are exposed to the elements after that think about the last time you decided some food at your home was not so great.

>have 10 kids
>can't even feed one
>ooga booga
>time to eat dirt cookies
>please consider us human btw wh*teboi or we'll riot and steal shit
malthus was right

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i've tried this already
i have that "i don't care, i'll deal with it when it happens" mindset
something that i need to get rid of

>something
do you have any examples?

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Get up early in the morning and go for a run. Depending on how early it is, it can take a huge amount of willpower to get out of bed when you don't feel like it.

i'll give it a try
thnx

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