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Yeah I'm bad at speaking so expect that a lot, that's the most annoying part of the video, also I wasn't bothered to edit most of my laughs out and when I had to repeat myself and more

Thanks for paying too!

And yeah I missed seeing them too, also they were usefull to have since maybe you'd see something in a newspaper that u missed that week or whatever.

But you don't really miss much on modern Jow Forums anyway.

Your wife ortensia is so cute

Sorry buddy but i dont like my little pony

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I know and thanks for paying!

t. Memeboi

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It seems that a lot of poor people dislike this Board. That makes sense since a lot of these posts are for rich people only. But I'm a nice guy, so I'll personally explain the humor of this board to you losers; hopefully this insight penetrates your loser brains. Why listen to me? A few years ago I made a startup with my bros and now I'm a rich as fuck CEO Shitposting all day meanwhile you losers are still NEETS. Why do I love this board? It's funny as fuck - if you're rich.Take for example the thread in which alice has trouble remembering her orbiters' names. I saw a lot of losers on Jow Forums complaining that the thread wasn't funny. To you loser Redditors: Did you actually think alice would bother to learn all your names? Did you subconsciously identify yourselves as one of the nameless Anons? Did it hurt your little feefees when Alice treated them like the losers they are? Well, if you were able to understand alice's point of view (i.e. if you were like me) you'd realize just how funny that post is. See, it's not just that alice has trouble remembering names, though that was pretty fucking funny. It's because those loser anons actually thought their names and hobbies were worth remembering. Really: "Memes. Anime. Touhou" Unrealistic? Your hobbies are more diverse than that? Sure, but even if your hobbies technically have different names, to someone like me you might as well be listing "Homosexuality" See, no one gives a fuck. You ever wonder why no one ever has actual basedshit like sports or yachting as their hobby? Truthbomb: it's because they're poor. Or how about the thread where anons get together to form a OC sesh. You ever wonder why Namefags get big attention to act gay half the time they're online? Here's a hint: it's because their posts don't fucking suck. The user nobodies' Memes "simon" and "borche" had more merit than anything you'll come up with in your entire lives. Still think the board's not funny? Reddit or Jow Forums might to up your speed.Stay salty :)

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based

rip alice she was so cute

i agree on this 100%
but resumedly: Jow Forums is not spam or tard,
its actualy the same artificial inteligence that was allways used by old people = spam of business products REPEATEDLY.
we are on a dead pool of a salesman boot.
its time to leave the all internet people.
cause even online games are all empty by greed,
wish means: there is also no fun anymore, not just no enlightning or meeting or chat to chat.
decay, absolute decay.
ps: Jow Forums also in its boot have a wellcome you (wen miss your IP for long), then starts picing off again..
radio antenas have it too.
conspiracy my ass.
ps2: and fat people, old and fat are surely to blame.
billion proves, billion deals (during a life time), are a fact.
reminds me mirc (the first online chat):
all my friends were to meet a nice girl founded a big fat teen girl !!!
then came the hi5 gay men faking to be women..
Jesus Crist !

thanks doc

too based

the program ? yes is too based.
so is the mind that created it.
so turns the minds afected by it.
thats the all concept.

next time say: that of who or wat you spoke is based,
cause it seems you calling me based.
or are you ?

another funny thing about control freaks:
they all care to correct others ton of voice, grammer and national lenguage, but not the intend (that is allways negative and missleading manipulative), tru even knowing fool no one, control no one.
damn inferiority complexed traumatized losers trolls is wat control freaks are !

wow thanks alot doc

>oswald didn’t see my based trip get thread
It’s okay we all make mistakes but make sure to look out for my next big get ;)

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I think I did actually but forgot about it but I remember something like that but didn't care.

I don’t blame you nothing much happens here anyway

nope.

>no le dank forced face

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A new journalist I see

NIGGAS IFFY, UH, BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY, UH
GOT THE BLICKY, UH, DRUM IT HOLDS FIFTY, UH
(SCUM GANG!)
POP THESE NIGGAS LIKE A WHEELIE NIGGA, YOU A SILLY NIGGA
IN THE HOOD WITH THEM BILLY NIGGAS, AND THEM HOOVER NIGGAS
YOU RUN UP AND THEY SHOOTING NIGGAS, WE AIN'T HOOPING NIGGA
NO KB, YOU A LOSER NIGGA, UP THAT UZI NIGGA
ON THE STOOP, CRILLS IN MY DRAWS, YOUR GIRL ON MY PHONE
SHE WANNA FUCK BUT KEEP HER CLOTHES ON, I ONLY WANT THE JAW
MAN THAT'S REALLY ALL I USE HER FOR, I KICK HER OUT THE DOOR
I DON'T WANT HER, YOU CAN KEEP THE WHORE, SHE FIENDIN' FOR SOME MORE
IN NEW YORK MY NIGGAS DON'T MILLY ROCK, MY NIGGAS MONEY BOP
BLOW A CASE A NIGGA THROWING SHOTS, I RUN 'EM OFF THEY BLOCK
QUARTER MILLI IN THE STASH BOX, I GRINDED FOR MY SPOT
NIGGAS TALKING 'BOUT THAT CASH BUT MY BAG WORTH A LOT
I DON'T FUCK WITH NO OLD HOES, ONLY NEW HOES
PUT MY DICK IN HER BACKBONE, I PASS HER TO MY BRO
I DON'T LOVE HER THAT'S A SAD HOE, SHE A BAD HOE
I'MA FUCK HER THEN I DASH HOME, TO THE CASH HOE
I'M ON SOME ROB A NIGGA SHIT, TAKE A NIGGA BITCH
DO THE DASH IN THE WHIP, COUNT THE CASH IN THE WHIP
I PULL UP WITH A STICK, I LET THAT SHIT HIT
SHOUT OUT, BUT I FUCKED THAT NIGGA BITCH
NIGGAS IFFY, UH, BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY, UH
GOT THE BLICKY, UH, DRUM IT HOLDS FIFTY, UH
MOVE MILLI', ALL MY NIGGAS ON FIFTY, UH
TALK DOWN, PEW PEW PEW, YOU SILLY, UH
HIT A STAIN, FIFTY BANDS, ALL HUNNIDS
SPINNING THROUGH YA BLOCK LIKE A POP SHOVE-IT
SHOOT AT ME I'M SHOOTING BACK, I'M GETTING BUCKETS
I AIN'T WANNA TAKE HIS LIFE BUT NIGGA, FUCK IT
I'M ON SOME ROB A NIGGA SHIT, TAKE A NIGGA BITCH
DO THE DASH IN THE WHIP, COUNT THE CASH IN THE WHIP
I PULL UP WITH A STICK, I LET THAT SHIT HIT
SHOUT OUT, BUT I FUCKED THAT NIGGA BITCH
I'M ON SOME ROB A NIGGA SHIT, TAKE A NIGGA BITCH
DO THE DASH IN THE WHIP, COUNT THE CASH IN THE WHIP
I PULL UP WITH A STICK, I LET THAT SHIT HIT
SHOUT OUT, BUT I FUCKED THAT NIGGA BITCH
SCUM GANG

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Yes hello, pay up you fucker! But remember to have fun!

It certainly is my favourite Jow Forums meme unironically.