RISK THREAD

GET THE FUCK IN!
Pick a place and a colour. Name of your empire goes in the "Name" field. And mention the colour there too so it's easy for me.

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>Ottoman Empire
>Ankara
>Red

wasted trips

I thought you cunts wanted to play Risk

Jow Forums demands a risk thread, but when it gets one, its ignored

sad!

>kot
>kot

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>Hanseatic League
>Yellow
>Lubeck

wat

alri let's roll

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Take Ankara, spill westward

Not sure if we should play with only 3 players, but rolling for expansion

nice trips
nazbol empire
london
any color

put your [BONUS] like this ^^ from now on

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fill london, spill to the rest of the uk

Occupy more of Vaterland

Fill western Anatolia then hop from Cyprus to Syria

4 PALI

are we doing palis? what should palis get

I say 40 territories

15

I got a pali previous turn, but since we weren't doing them, I figured I shouldn't point it out.

hm true that, fair enough
from this turn forward: palis get 30 Ts

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More Germany, please!

fill uk

Fill Anatolia
also OP can you please state your rolls so we know what you're doing

yeah lol
more France

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All*h has blessed me with these trips

Fill Anatolia Spill Middle East

You are starting to look scary... More German land

continue filling uk

Benis empire; Rome

32 spills. what do
rome captured. pick another place

btw I used my spills to capture Italia and the mountain Jews

Rome wasn't Captured

...

the cooldown is so short on here. that's awesome

fill ireland, netherlands and france

Ok, we need to do something about the brown Empire

alliance against the poos?

Yeah Temporary Coalition?

...

yes

FUCK OFF YOU TWATS ITS TOO EARLY TOO ATTACK

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Yes, we have no other choice

btw defend France and attack the Jew. sorry I keep forgetting to tell youse what I'm doing

invade paris

Finish Anatolia then March through Israel to take North Africa
Defend if attacked

Attack the brown Empire

wtf you guys

If you cede me Italy and North Africa I will stop

If we don't do anything now, we are basically done for

you guys are the worst. OPs should have some immunity to this shit

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Continue the invasion of North Africa, also if you cede me Italy and North Africa I will stop

ops shouldn't play in their own games desu
anyway, invade the poos and beeline to paris

We are still losing, so I guess its alright. Invade Paris as the last offensive against the Brown empire.

motherfucker

Those trips... Gott wills it!

nice

I learned that the hard way when I played as Germany in a colonization risk game

I was the op in that game

I don't care anymore. trying to calculate the outcome of all your attacks is keeping me busy. check what I did with Paris :^)

wew lads

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Invade North Africa

Zagreb then >:[

ceasefire pls
I'm just a poor boi nobody loves me

If Brown doesn't attack, finish Germany, spill Italy

roll you cunts
alright. what colour do you want?

I will stop if you cede North Africa

leave the coalition against the poos, fill france (paris first)

updating bonus

Whats the point of an alliance if you can break it in one turn and immediately attack?

Green

it was a coalition, not an alliance

Check your own name. And basically the same thing anyway.

btw I don't keep track or enforce any rules to respect alliances/NAP/coalitions or whateverthefuck. I just do whatever you tell me to

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fill france, spill to germany. defend first.

you're a slippery fuck aren't you

I don't see the point of a risk game at all if alliances aren't enforced, I've been basically backstabbed by my own ally. Reclaim Paris, I guess...

Also, the Brown Empire can have my Spanish soil. You'll make better use of it.

Cede all land to the Hanseatic League

That's unexpected. Thanks!

lel. NazBol loses a grand total of 1 T
no ceding allowed. sorry lads

guessing Brazil's AFK. moving on without him: advance into France towards NazBol

whoops I did it again

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there's literally just three players again reeeee

fill france

and then there were two...

Russia come back I was gonna save you

ok, well this thread ended very quickly
i surrender

>the state of Risk
desu we had more activity on Jow Forums yesterday and it's not even allowed there
ggwp

I wanted to have a fair risk game and did everything according to the rules. But with new ones appearing out of nowhere, its pretty much unplayable. Also, only 3 players.

haha I'm sorry man. next time (I think )I'll enforce the alliance shit even though it makes the game less memey

Will be waiting for your next thread then!

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