GET THE FUCK IN!
Pick a place and a colour. Name of your empire goes in the "Name" field. And mention the colour there too so it's easy for me.
RISK THREAD
>Ottoman Empire
>Ankara
>Red
wasted trips
I thought you cunts wanted to play Risk
Jow Forums demands a risk thread, but when it gets one, its ignored
sad!
>kot
>kot
>Hanseatic League
>Yellow
>Lubeck
wat
alri let's roll
Take Ankara, spill westward
Not sure if we should play with only 3 players, but rolling for expansion
nice trips
nazbol empire
london
any color
put your [BONUS] like this ^^ from now on
fill london, spill to the rest of the uk
Occupy more of Vaterland
Fill western Anatolia then hop from Cyprus to Syria
4 PALI
are we doing palis? what should palis get
I say 40 territories
15
I got a pali previous turn, but since we weren't doing them, I figured I shouldn't point it out.
hm true that, fair enough
from this turn forward: palis get 30 Ts
More Germany, please!
fill uk
Fill Anatolia
also OP can you please state your rolls so we know what you're doing
yeah lol
more France
All*h has blessed me with these trips
Fill Anatolia Spill Middle East
You are starting to look scary... More German land
continue filling uk
Benis empire; Rome
32 spills. what do
rome captured. pick another place
btw I used my spills to capture Italia and the mountain Jews
Rome wasn't Captured
...
the cooldown is so short on here. that's awesome
fill ireland, netherlands and france
Ok, we need to do something about the brown Empire
alliance against the poos?
Yeah Temporary Coalition?
...
yes
FUCK OFF YOU TWATS ITS TOO EARLY TOO ATTACK
Yes, we have no other choice
btw defend France and attack the Jew. sorry I keep forgetting to tell youse what I'm doing
invade paris
Finish Anatolia then March through Israel to take North Africa
Defend if attacked
Attack the brown Empire
wtf you guys
If you cede me Italy and North Africa I will stop
If we don't do anything now, we are basically done for
you guys are the worst. OPs should have some immunity to this shit
Continue the invasion of North Africa, also if you cede me Italy and North Africa I will stop
ops shouldn't play in their own games desu
anyway, invade the poos and beeline to paris
We are still losing, so I guess its alright. Invade Paris as the last offensive against the Brown empire.
motherfucker
Those trips... Gott wills it!
nice
I learned that the hard way when I played as Germany in a colonization risk game
I was the op in that game
I don't care anymore. trying to calculate the outcome of all your attacks is keeping me busy. check what I did with Paris :^)
wew lads
Invade North Africa
Zagreb then >:[
ceasefire pls
I'm just a poor boi nobody loves me
If Brown doesn't attack, finish Germany, spill Italy
roll you cunts
alright. what colour do you want?
I will stop if you cede North Africa
leave the coalition against the poos, fill france (paris first)
updating bonus
Whats the point of an alliance if you can break it in one turn and immediately attack?
Green
it was a coalition, not an alliance
Check your own name. And basically the same thing anyway.
btw I don't keep track or enforce any rules to respect alliances/NAP/coalitions or whateverthefuck. I just do whatever you tell me to
fill france, spill to germany. defend first.
you're a slippery fuck aren't you
I don't see the point of a risk game at all if alliances aren't enforced, I've been basically backstabbed by my own ally. Reclaim Paris, I guess...
Also, the Brown Empire can have my Spanish soil. You'll make better use of it.
Cede all land to the Hanseatic League
That's unexpected. Thanks!
lel. NazBol loses a grand total of 1 T
no ceding allowed. sorry lads
guessing Brazil's AFK. moving on without him: advance into France towards NazBol
whoops I did it again
there's literally just three players again reeeee
fill france
and then there were two...
Russia come back I was gonna save you
ok, well this thread ended very quickly
i surrender
>the state of Risk
desu we had more activity on Jow Forums yesterday and it's not even allowed there
ggwp
I wanted to have a fair risk game and did everything according to the rules. But with new ones appearing out of nowhere, its pretty much unplayable. Also, only 3 players.
haha I'm sorry man. next time (I think )I'll enforce the alliance shit even though it makes the game less memey
Will be waiting for your next thread then!
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