Patcho has just killed you. What do you do?

do vampires have periods

No

Jokes on you I have AIDS

That is because you keep falling on the carpet when she kills you

I die standing up

Good for you, too bad once you are dead you fall over.

no I instantly go into rigor mortis

not die

No, you go into rigor faggtis

I get hard either way

Only if you see men, otherwise the only thing hard is your poo

patcho is a man

Your mom is a man

she's more of a man than you'll ever be

Then she must be 200% man

she's a 1/0 % man

First I'd have Tifa revive me with a Phoenix Down, then I'd have Aeris use Great Gospel and then we all kick Patcho's ass.

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Your mom is two fat men butt fucking each other in a dress

Aeris is dead buttmunch

Not if you use the Saga Frontier glitch.

No she is 12 skinny men fucking each other in a banana costume

I see. yet your mom is somehow less faggy than you.

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that's because my mom is a woman and she is gay so she likes women, But she is a man in a suit so that means she is actually 12 men liking women which is straight to the 12th degree

Then why does the 12 men swarm out the banana costume every day to buttfuck you into a coma? Also the banana costume looks like a man.

they don't they are permanently glued together

am deading

Hug her.

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Fairies don't die! At least, not for long!

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