Tfw no cirno wife in real life

>tfw no cirno wife in real life

JUST

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kot

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>tfw hallucinate
>tfw fuck cirno

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cirno wife in real life more like get stabbed with a knife

No u

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Get stabbed by a knife more like quit making these quips to cause cheap strife

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very sad

waifus aren't real

They can be.

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my wife chino is so cute:

Chino...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA BIG TITTIE CIRNO MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY

chino chan

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Chino...

Also for some reason this comes up when I type "chino".

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What's inside?

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Probably some spooky Chinese mummy.

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Cirno would make a pretty poor wife if you think about it. Childish personality, not a good cook (everything she makes would be unseasoned and plain), likely poor at financing.

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Nice nines!

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Thank you!

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Get stabbed with a knife by some gook troubled by strife? More like end your slant eyed life lol.

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Hong Kong isn't actually Asian.

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The mystery intensifies.

Reminder

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Chirno>>>>>>>>> chino

>Blue hair
>Blue Eyes
>Same facial structure
>Both wear ribbons
They look the same to me

You now realize that Kog has had Cirno as his waifu for over ten years now.

How psychotic do you have to be to not switch waifus every few months? Doesn't he get bored posting the same dumb girl every day for over 3,500 days straight?

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The cirno offers something that few other waifus can: self-confidence and self-esteem, all packed into a convenient baka package. It's natural to want to retain the cirno.

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kill it

Refrain

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>tfw no cirno family

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>tfw no cirno bf

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KoG is probably using our efforts as part of his dark ritual to make Cirno and Yugiyoh real.

Or maybe to make a portal to Gensokyo so he can be with Cirno.

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Egyptian pharaohs have weird kinks.

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>In an AU, the King of Games was instead a digits chaser on an American Japanese Image Board.

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Instead of the heart of the cards, there is a heart of the digits?

Does anyone have Kog's latest pyramid?

She said you're pee pee stinks.

Your face is a pee-pee.

OP IS A OPAGGOT

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Quit talking about pee-pee, weirdo.

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Phew!

cringe

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Don't forget to sage when you reply to their autism.

>You will never stay fresh with the cirno

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Good to know that something good came out of July.

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She'd probably find you too boring to begin with OP. Or she'd melt in the Mexican sun. Even if she was real, she probably wouldn't be your waif.

Milke

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millke

Miilke

miilke

miiilke

Im Better option than a Gitano so that's ok

>tfw no cirno meal in real life

JUST

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>tfw no cirno maid in real life

JUST

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Please, do not eat.

Wanting to bone the cirno is the opposite of faggotry

Checked.

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Refrain

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Cute

Delicious cirnomaid

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>Delicious

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The maid fairy

I just had the weirdest boner

Cirno is way to young to be your wife, you baka!

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Depends on what time period we're talking about.

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She would need nothing better than a rich man to cater to her every need!

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>tfw no cirno bike in real life

JUST

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>self-eating cirno

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Cirno just revived desuarchive using the power of trash.

Good luck finding it!

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Lets hope...

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Why did it die?

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Not enough shekels.

this

Rip.

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based

>tfw no cirno bus in real life

JUST

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I want to ride a FUCKING Cirno bus already

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I want to FUCK a Cirno bus already.

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My wife Cirnobyl so cute

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>desuarchive is back up now

THE POWER OF THE BAKA