Be me

>be me
>no gf
>eat pizza

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what toppings do you eat on your pizza?

Standard with prosciutto on it

Intelligence of the highest order

>be op
>be gay
>eat pizza

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Fuck me.

>be me
>have husband
>eat whatever i want

Feels good

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>be me
>be straight
I'm not gay lads sorry

1000 iq thread right here

10 iq homo brainlet thread

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Yep good job

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fight me lad
You can't win I'm fucking stronk

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Literal plankton levels of IQ happening right now

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don't make me give you the slapp mate

imagine unironically being italian

Sorry your IQ is not high enough to post in this thread

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Being italian is cool, we got good food, not your fish and dicks

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I'll fight both of you
everyone knows I'm the strongerest fighter on bant

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You are the weakest, y know why? u take h*rm*n*s, you weak ass tranny

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Don't delude yourself, even the anorexic Italian could snap you in half with a wet noodle

Suca la mink!

Doesn't mean anything, if you wanted to insult me in italian, you boring

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Mangia merde e morte!

>be brit
>

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rude

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So?

Neither this, you are getting annoyng, should i call mafia on you?

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>should i call mafia on you?
AHHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHA, Cornuto!

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Well, what can i say, at least you tried your best, and i respect that

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Vaffanculo!

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Please, continue, you fascinate me

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Praise be Prosciutto!

Forgot Image

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Basta! Sono stanco perché lavoro troppo!

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Noice
That's not an insult

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ROLL

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Checked
Owned son

Ah ah i got it, checkem

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I want to die

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Here

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Thanks you're the a kind person, user.

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I know lad, no need to tell me

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*Points gun to my head*
*Inhale*
Death,
The taker of life...
The bringer of sorrow...
The comforter of the afflicted...
The enemy of loved ones...
The ultimate destiny of every living being.
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May your soul rest in pizza

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+1 pizza

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le funny italian!!! i lov pizza hahahahah! i also post popuko because she is a waaacky character!!!

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Le funny finnish doing a bait, what a wacky weirdo ah ah

>be me
>no gf
>eat feet

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But if you eat feet, you got laid, soo the
>no gf
Doesn't fucking work here, only lonely loser allowed here

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>be OP
>be huge homosexual
>dislike pineapple pizza

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You can eat feet platonically and without getting laid

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Yes indeed, exept the homo part, i'm 100% straight

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I don't have a feet fetish, i don't get it, sorry