OI PRICK, SHOW ME YOUR TV LICENCE, NAAAA

this guys head (no pun intended) looks fake

Uh-huh. Encouraging cuckolding; quintessentially (((American))).

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OI M8 YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THOSE STATISTICS?

>GOTTA PAY A TELLY LICENSE FOR YA INTERNET TOO.

Factually incorrect. If you don't have an iplayer account then they can't prosecute you.

>implying i pay for hbo

>no
>oh ok, bye

absolute cringe

...........no

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I'm not american you fuckin paki cunt

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why does everything in england rhyme?

Because we get fined all the time if we don't make it rhyme like we're turning on a dime.

BLIMEY BRUV, YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR GIVIN OUT THEM (YOU)'S?

Because we've got Muslims by the dozen

it's on a scottish train, basically soccer fans in glasgow is a community/religious divide between catholics and protestants and shit gets out of hand fast.

not sure why it's in a tv license thread though.

You're right, YOU'RE the paki.

>I don't need one, I don't watch live tv
>oh ok mate

it was an ordeal let me tell you.

>OI MATE, U GOT A LOICENSE FOR DAT MEME?

Worth it amerifats

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do they make tourists pay a fine if we accidentally glimpse a tv at a store?

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>it’s another American doesn’t understand what a tv licence is but still think he’s dropping bants episode

Haven’t you got a school shooting to avoid?

Yes. I was there during my teen years and saw it happen. I remember it clearly because it was penis inspection day at school.

give me your name and badge number i will literally get you fired from your role for addressing me in that manner.

I assume it would be like inviting a bunch of friends over and paying for pay per view UFC or a boxing match. As long as you(the owner of the tv) paid for his license, anyone else can watch it

OI M8 YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR POSTING ON Jow Forums!

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oi mate, you got a loicence for wanking?

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if american writing only was that good

Daily reminder than none except for UK go around policing individual homes and apartments for TV licenses down to pulling police forces from actual crime into this shit, so your dumbfuck argument is invalid.

BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES

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> keeps old B/W tv to avoid licence payment

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>burger detected

The police never get involved you dumb fuck, and they don’t go door knocking to check your licence either.

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why do they all need to do some autistic move?

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>burger detected
Nah, Euro. Thank fuck you kicked yourself out.
>The police never get involved you dumb fuck, and they don’t go door knocking to check your licence either.
Except for all of YouTube filled with UK police being dragged into TV license shit.
You Anglocucks are a joke.
Get the fuck out of here with your lying dumbfuck Angloass shit.
youtu.be/PPwNgIsH9BA

It was a mistake that the Ameriburgers didn't bomb you on their way towards Germany.

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>he thinks memes are real

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You can watch iplayer without a loicence, just as long as you don't watch stuff as it's being broadcast.

Or what you fucking bitch?
You don't even have a gun.

>daily life of a Britcuck
God you people are so cucked.

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while you're at it, please share with us your thoughts on penis inspections and no singles policy

Also this.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q52rQvvUwKY

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>EiiREDDIT
>Eire Reddit
>Jow Forumsunitedkingdom is a secret Irish subreddit
>Reddit has a pro-IRA agenda

Really makes you think

I pay me telly tax like a good citizen. Otherwise, where will they get the tax dollars to import Muslims to rape me mum and daughters?

Apparently those night sticks hurt like a son of a bitch. Its so different in America, even private security carry, you've got people walking around walmart open carrying...it's a whole different game over here

I don't need a gun to crack your skull pal.

>presented by a Scot
Scots are leftist traitors. They don't represent Britain.

Apart from Andy Murray. He's alright.

I don't need one, cunt. Only oaps watch broadcasts these days.

Welcome to United Cuckdom, enjoy your stay but only after you pay the obligatory BBC tax for no reason!

youtu.be/xfHRhXW1hno

>Apart from Andy Murray. He's alright.

this is one of my favourite mainstream media memes, andy murray was a scottish tennis player until he started winning, then he's claimed as british. until he loses, then he's scottish again.

>It was a mistake that the Ameriburgers didn't bomb you on their way towards Germany.
So THIS is the power of EU schools.

No, this is the power of giving Amerifats a warmup before proper war, and giving the British Isles a good cleansing for the good of Humanity.

>t. britburka

>Don't pay tely license
>Become wanted criminal with warrant for your arrest

Are brits really that cucked?

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>Its just kike propaganda
every tv is

If it weren't for that paraplegic soviet jew fleshlight Germany would have bombed them into the ocean and they wouldn't be speaking paki.

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lived in spain for a while and most people there don't even pay for utilities

>this guys head (no pun intended)
xD

>be britcuck
>don't pay TV license when you don't even watch TV
>swat team comes to your house, beats you and cuffs you and sends you to debtors' prison

>be illiterate Muslim refugee
>gangrape 10 year olds in the street every day
>police ignore you and arrest the girls' dads when they track you down

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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>oi m8 did you see the game last night?
>yeah bruv sheffield wuz sick 'an all
>that's it [name], you're nicked
>aw guv

BONGS! STOP POSTING!!! GOT A LOICENCE?!

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giv bong asmr gf

their public tv is paid with regular taxes but half of them evade them or work unregulated

Who would win in a fight? British TV license enforcers or British police?

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trips of truth, satan

The man with a gun

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>Brits have snooping vans going around like some Soviet KGB surveillance van to regulate TV licensing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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>cut the video short off before they taze him

yeah if would be better if they all had guns and unloaded 400 rounds into him within five seconds, that's real freedom.

>Scotland
I hope they get independence so that the Scots can be ruled by an even more authoritive body than they think the English are.

No. It would be better if there were 2 cops with a tazer or a dartgun instead of a flock of badge roaches flip-flopping over each other

>have a tv but no tv licence
>get fined and harassed
>make a joke that someone might deem as being offensive
>get fined or put in prison
God I fucking hate this country.

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that's based
can they detect a turnt off TV?

They do.

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Try to grow a vegetable garden, you'll probably get jailed for endangering public health.

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still gold

Brits need to be nuked.

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>opt out of the tv license
>never hear anything about it in 6 years
>don't go on racist rants in public
>never been fined or put in prison

maybe it's just cunts that get in trouble for being cunts, and they'd always find a way no matter what.

I wish the Irish rebbit was that based

pic related

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those aren't real police, they're community support officers, basically the cunts who wish they had power and start shit like a neighbourhood watch, seeing them btfo is actually brilliant.

youtube.com/watch?v=g-Fn4BiHekk

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Really?

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lmao. is that actually london? Looks like a fucking motherboard

Shitposting aside; this is the most depressing image I've seen today