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GET THE FUCK IN!!!!

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>United States of Banterboyz
>Blue
>Somalia

>Rolling
>Rolling
>Rolling

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u wot

o,
i guess i'm blue
just wanted to roll a sideways infinity.
iono the rules of Risk. Go on.

>iono the rules of Risk
blue is taken. pick another colour from the map. the colours are listed in the table on the right
pick a name for your empire/country
pick a starting place on the map
you'll learn the rest as we go on
>implying people are gonna join
thinking it's gonna be another ded thread but I have my fingers crossed

>Simon
>Purple
>Italian. I'm too drunk to say exactly where, but it's quiet at night.

>Simon Empire
alri

nazbol empire
moscow
edgy red

Brown
Doughnut Kingdom
Ireland

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alri let's roll

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Expand into Northern Ireland.
Spill to fill Ireland.

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rolling

you got 6
that means you get 6*2+5 territories. that's 17 territories. where do you wanna expand? use that roll to capture more Italian territory?
no rerolling

flood italy oops

6 spills

Scotland, please.

filllllll

put your (bonuses) in the name field

fill Somalia

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fill area for bonus,
spill south

is this right?

Fill Scotland.

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aye

7 spills

Turn on Auto-Spill for me.

hit me up when it's my turn heh, I don't know my stats yet tho. Can we get a dedicated secretary for this match or will GM be able? OPEN QUESTION FOR AUDIENCE sorry I just feel like I'm on stage when I post in a dying board. like a relic

also, can more people join? The place is dead but like, what if I got a pal online

rolling

I'm getting anxious >.

moving on without nazbol empire

more Africa
yes get as many people to join as possible. this game is dead as fuck

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Rolling to fill Britain.

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I think those are my stats?
practice roll. I think. Wait it's real if it's my turn but like, uh, i wanna drip into southwest line, tiptoe through, touch large area, all coastline, fill coastline, pour equally south to fill that territory.
Is this right?
Sorry for so much chatter but like, I used to be on a really fast board in the 00s

I can't find any friends, but it was worth a try. sorry

keep snaking the coastline westward and southern afterwards? I think that's what I want to do anyway. When do you post more maps?

I'm gonna count roll. also please use the names of the countries next time. it's easier for me

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ignore that random blue in Afghanistan. misclicked

oh phew I was gonna say!
stockpile men in Italy
follow expansion plan of territory southwest. In northern Africa? Am I right? I don't know country names. Could someone write them in for next game?

Fill Britian
Spills go to France

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lmao no. nobody's gonna write them in. you're gonna have to look them up on a map. think of it as a good way to improve your geography

more Africa pls

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Fill France
Spill towards Spain

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Emirate of Afghanistan
Afghanistan
Green

fill last four rectangles of territory in Africa,
shoot out two rectangles in bottom west of that large territory just filled on south of border, one on north. continue spill fill in a tidalwave formation

do I have to keep saying roll or can you figure it out if I just direct 'traffic'

>rectangle territory
OPEN A NEW TAB
TYPE "africa political map"
it's not that hard you drunk Canuck fuck

and no, just reply to my post and I'll count it as a roll

also you can't be into more than three territories at the same time if you don't control all of it. and don't forget to update your bonuses cus I won't always keep track of them

more Egypsie lands

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Capture some Spain and some Iceland.

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Spain or Iceland? you're already partially in two territories of France. can't be in more than three at once unless you completely control it

fill west african coastline, from the northern parts i own, coastward, spiralling
after filling rest of territories equally that are under control, from left to right

Oops, Fill Iceyland.

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your rolls are a bitch to decode
and spill where? you have 17 Ts remaining

France?

>people leaving after playing for one turn
every time. it's literally just the three of us, lads

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btw used my spills to go to South Asia after filling Egypt

>Doughnut Kingdom philosophers seek peace through war with Simon

Fill France
Spill Spain

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drip south in a straight rectangular drip,
westcoast, inward. Still in Africa btw. Fill Africa

philosopher kings**

wait am I at war ROLL
did I do it

p.s. sorry I wasn't here for last game. Hope user made it, heh. Joke. I know his real name, too. Yikes!

just a heads up since you're new: Doughtnut is heading towards your territory. aggression imminent in the next turn or two
more India

shiiiiet

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CRY HAVOC!
LET LOOSE THE BEAR CLAWS OF WAR!

>Fill France

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The Papal State
Hungary
Red

continue to fill south until only way forward is east. At least aim for line with heel of Italy. In Africa.

India

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Fill Northern Italy.
Attack Simon if possible.
Spread towards Sicily.

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roll you cunts

Tfw not even on the map.

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continue to fill southern territories of coastline, continue north from drip into southern drawing of men
troops in Italy are speaking in tongues

how many times

That's Ukraine, but okay.
Fill Ukraine.

just making conversation.

How do I defend?

Defense is futile.

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adjusting my king ;)

sorry. got you Hungary and Ukraine spilling into Romania


update your bonuses!!
roll: India

just say defend against X" and your roll will count for defence
join the game la

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defend against italian brown invasion. Fill brown.

Fill Romania, spill Belarus.

Crush Simon.

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calculate your bonus. you no longer get the bonus for your lost Italian territory btw

forgot bonus

Fixed

Pakistan

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Smack Simon up a bit.
Take his purple tiles and turn them deep fried and delicious.

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Fill Moldova, spill Ukraine and Moscow.

defend Italy territory I'm standing in
spill out western island rather than continue attack

valiant defence from the African superpower. only lost one T

anyone wanna take over? Israel? I'm getting a bit tired 2bh

roll: Central Asia

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continue west from italian bootfoot line

I can take over.
Fill Moscow and Belarus.

guessing stats oops if I lost one t I'm still +23 right anyway. I'm tired too. Can someone take over Simon?

Yeah, I have to go work on my 2nd draft of a science fantasy novel I'm writing.
It'll be in physical book form around October or November of this year.

Good game, frens.

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guess that's it then. GG lads
sorry Jewsrael, should have joined earlier

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Good game. I'll save a copy of the board for later. If you're still online, we can play. Like, a week from now. Or later. Ha. Or sooner.

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FUCK I MISSED THE THREAD SHIT