I'll start:
>only have one testicle
ITT we post weird things about ourselves
Dylan Long
Thomas Wood
>has hypospadius
>i pee and cum out the middle of my dick
Kayden Hughes
you actually made me google hypospadius
fuck man that's gross af
Dylan Bennett
Austin Diaz
Yeah I know man.
Jayden Brooks
>be me
>find qt trap gf(male)
>she's a huge femdom
>she asks me to suck her dick
>wrap lips around penis
>give her pee pee a nice munch
>Gf screams in pleasure
>feel the metallic taste of her semen in my mouth
David Ross
I am AutisticYui
I am also Alice
Lincoln Sanchez
hot
Ryan Long
heres your (you)
Matthew Clark
ok, ok
>be me 8-9 years old i dont remember
>i wasnt properly educated about the male body
>see werid dicks in the internetz
>why do their dicks look different than mine
>Go have a shit
>looking downward
>immediate curiosity
>for theb first time i realised i could pull my foreskin back
>little by little and with pain i reveal my dick for the first time in my life.
>Dickcheese.mp3
>fucking disgusting af!
> i realise it was there for years!
>disguts consumed my body and i was traumatised for the next week
the feeling was better before tho
Adam Collins
I'm a 17 year old idol (girl)
Jose Hall
with or without dick, just tell us
Jonathan Thompson
byoobs ang begenji blz
Jeremiah Hill
I'm not white
Chase Phillips
I trusted you too
Grayson Morales
I've been saying this for over a year and yet people still don't believe me.
Nathan Adams
why does it matter
Robert Williams
You’re posts are too good to not be from a white guy
Lincoln Mitchell
I believe you
Alexander Rodriguez
Mason Adams
>We did this
Parker Brooks
I'm not white I'm Latino
Thanks
Sebastian Campbell
We did this was meant to stand for native and stuff you know
Since you are latino and that
Grayson Nguyen
Noooooo I'm 100% native!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jace Young
Why do you have one testicle?
Parker Kelly
That's Chris O'Neill
Landon Allen
when I was forming it flipped over and died and i got it removed when i was a baby
Jordan Jackson
It's a meme, dude.
Benjamin Gutierrez
Me too.
>As long as I can remember I've had an extreme amount of abdominal muscle control to the point of being able to do pic related
Mason Cruz
Bentley Watson
gay
Dylan Richardson
stoooooooooop
Levi Moore
Big schlong
Daniel Murphy
Stubby thumbs
John Thomas
>be me
>have a short temper
>have a lot of loved ones and friends die during childhood
>get a fuck ton of ptsd and other shit
>get bullied because my dad died when i was 12 so i have social anxiety too now
>everyone thinks im an autistic timebomb because everyone i love is dead but i still do really well in school
>fuck.ini
Robert Bailey
Back to Jow Forums you depresso espresso
Sebastian Carter
I'm a biological female and a p-patriot
Grayson Walker
I can only fap facing downwards but for some reason this means I can fuck for an hour straight and not ejaulate cos it doesn't feel good as fapping downwards.
Christopher Jackson
I have dextrocardia
Jeremiah Anderson
I use to fuck hookers in Vancouver when i was
18 and i think i have std's
Brayden Gray
I go on Jow Forumsbut I'm heterosexual.
Jace Clark
One of my ultimate comforts in life is shit posting and if I lose that, I might become legitimately depressed
Dylan Butler
lie down somewhere comfortable and breathe slowly while trying not to move as much as possible
If life were a game then meditating a lot can be said to increase your SAN(sanity) and willpower attribute. I hope this is bait though
Parker Collins
>god lives in my ass
Aaron Hill
i'm circumcised :(
Brody Flores
i'm not afraid of cia
Daniel Jackson
i go outside
James Cruz
I'll think of something