My mother thinks im a homosexual cause i havent gotten laid yet...

how is she supposed to even know that?

nobody told me you had to kick down the door after school and below "MOTHER I HAVE MADE IT AT LAST"

If you're over 18 and still haven't gotten laid you're a loser. Fuck even I was getting laid in high school. Pathetic.

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>There is always fat chicks

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if you're married and still hit on guys half your age you're still a loser too mr histrionic

>My mother thinks im a homosexual
Take a bunch of posters of naked women and put them all over the house.
Set all your tv's to straight porn channels
Have a naked woman for your desktop background and phone background
Have a bunch of pinned tabs of hetero porn left on your browser
Invite your mom over to your house

I live in a small town. She would have heard of it happening.

>I live in a small town.
well that just means it makes sense that you haven't met anybody

just get laid, idk.

Wait so most of bant is 13????
That's objectively false I haven't hit on anyone in months since I got my qt bois already.
Your argument is invalid.

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Fuck your mom

At what point does that start to look overcompensating? I doubt putting a porno on the TV is going to make them appear less like a flaming yet closet homosexual.

>At what point does that start to look overcompensating
hiring prostitutes/hookers to come over during a family reunion

Tried this. No hookers in my town

do you live at muckadilla or something lmao

just send a text message soliciting sexual services to your mom and then go like "oops wrong number"

>Wait so most of bant is 13????
yes, fuck you you gay pedo
That is going from the line from flaming closeted homosexual to going all the way back to perverted madman, you go 100% or you don't do it at all.

Power Move:
Fuck the mother

this is the most alpha response

How old are you?

20

try to get caught looking through your moms underwear

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We dont live in the same house and im not into incest.

Would you rather be seen as a homosexual or a motherfucker?

Honestly? Ill go with homosexual.

that's pretty gay mate

So you're admitting you're underage?
Good thing I've never hit on anyone underage. All my qt's are 18+.
Your argument is still invalid.

Its a fucked situation

If you like to gamble, go to a furry convention. There, you'll have a 50/50 shot of railing some (non-mother) puss: if you end up fucking a man, just run away and take another shot.

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it really isn't
why are you trying to prove yourself to your mom anyways

Dont i need a fursuit for that?

She's been telling her fucking coworkers about it.

Look, do you want your dignity and 800 bucks, or do you want your mother to not think you'd take a dick over 800 bucks.

>The furry fandom is male-dominated, with surveys reporting around 80% male respondents
the odds aren't near 50/50
Holy fuck lmao this is why women shouldn't have jobs. I would try online dating I guess

I want the 800 bucks. Then i could go to another town and hire a hooker.

If she knows that you know that she thinks you're gay, it pretty much means the only escape is to get in an actual relationship. Anything else will just look like trying to fake heterosexuality.

I'll fuck you uwu

is she usually pretty normal

you could ignore it until you find someone unless she's going to disown you or something

Just listen to my therapy, silly! t-teehee!

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Have you tried watching jojos bizarre adventure? Your mum will know you're straight as fuck.

Are you a trap

Nooooooo~

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>dont have any interest in doing so
Then why even bother? And why the hell does your mom care?

Shes a woman.

Then tell her piss off unless she has something important to tell you.

oi it doesn't matter what she thinks though if you're not you're not

For real tho, the best thing to do is just flat out tell your mom you're straight. If she doesn't belive you, that's her problem

Thanks for your advice guys. Hopefully it helps

sorry but I think everybody here told you to do the most destructive things they could think of