I will give you five fascinating facts about me. 1) I don't know how to play the guitar, but use my left foot whenever I try, which is very frequent. 2) I'm cucumber intolerant. They give me the runs and random erections in public. 3) Street lights turn off when I approach them, because they're afraid of me. I should carry a camera and record this for proof, but I can't be bothered. 4) I got expelled from school for getting straight A's after my parents gave me the idea to dress as Hitler at school by telling me one morning that I should never do it. 5) I can't ride a bike. This is because the seat gives me saddle sores so I have to remove it and sit on the shaft, which I can only endure for a few minutes.
>3) Street lights turn off when I approach them, because they're afraid of me. I should carry a camera and record this for proof, but I can't be bothered.
4) I got expelled from school for getting straight A's after my parents gave me the idea to dress as Hitler at school by telling me one morning that I should never do it. BASED
How accurate is this guy? I generally avoid him, but I've seen a few of his videos. I don't want to invest time in someone who's only going to confirm my bias.
> I'm cucumber intolerant. They give me the runs and random erections in public.
The Undertaker
Kayden Moore
Very accurate. You can usually take his predictions to the bank. His method involves a weird mix of savant-like autism and long hours of pouring over info that we normies would skim over or ignore.
Noah Lee
>bank yeagh
Grayson Ramirez
really clanks my spoons senpai
Nathan Martin
thats a Lemmy Klimmister photo and motorhead poster to easy
Why doesn't he just put a fucking shirt on? I can't take anything he says seriously because he refuses to act like a rational adult.
Evan Peterson
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Henry Torres
He optixcucks a bit too hard some times but at least he's honest about it. But he's consistent in his analysis for the most part. Provided you have common-sense, you should stay away from Styx since he'll only reaffirm your biases without really challenging you with anything new.
Luis Turner
who is this Townsend you're talking about?
Jaxson Howard
>really clanks my spoons senpai really clinks my chinks
Julian Turner
a faggot leaf
Liam Cox
>Alright everyone, we have to talk about (news of the day) >*pronounces name wrong* >dude if we let those puerto ricans become a 51st state they'll vote republican just like they did when reagan gave amnesty to them in california >dude drugs >Yes, I had a battle with 2 demons when I was 14. One was named gay thoughts and I think I killed it >*vague predictions* >looks like I was right again! donate to me on patreon >*spoon clank* >that's about all, pecan out.
serious question because i dont know. is this STYX the old group from way back??? because they are singing here near us this next week and I think we should live protest ??? or what?
