Headpats plz

headpats plz

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M-me first! Therapy With Sakuya! Twitch! MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Pat yourself faggot

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*pat pat'

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ur welcum

:-\

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why the hate?

;_;
my dad this to me often too
pic related

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based and redpilled

I hate traps
Your was just trying to beat the gay out of you i guess he should have tried harder

*Pat*
;_;
Do you want a hugge?

>i could never make my dad proud

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I was just joking i actually am sorry for you i have a lot of daddy issues of my own

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ye pls

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why do you hate them though

It's how women should be treated

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Because they are gay and the people who like them are really fucking annoying and canceris

*Hug*
Better?

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its hardly their fault for being liked by annoying people

Traps are the gun and people who like them are the bullet you can't have one without the other

a lot =)
ty kind sir
agree
Actually I have a Stgw90 (or Sig 550) without ammunition here at home

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as long as something exists, there will be people who enjoy it and people who dislike it
annoying and cancerous will exist regardless of whether or not traps exist

annoying and canceous people*

traps are gae

ur gae lole

But it is useless without the ammunition also i didn't think you could own gun's like that in Europe

what did you just say about me you little shit?

i called u gae lole
wut u gonna do u pussi

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cry myself to sleep probably

pls dont cry tho

Yeah i know but traps have also crossed over into the 3d world and they are targeting emotionally unstable young men to join their self destructive trap cult

I live in switzerland, dude.
I got it when I did the obligatory military service. I am not allowed to have ammunition with me at home, but I am allowed to have the weapon here. Mainly for reasons like fast mobilization in case of war. Of course, Switzerland would probably not get attacked, but this reaches far back to the second world war when the fear of a german invasion was very big.
I must train with it every year atleast once and need to fulfill some requirements like precise shooting.

If war would break out, most of the men would be prepared for it in switzerland, they would only need to get their ammunition from the state and we could defend our country.

that does suck, but i highly doubt that all traps are trying to conver other people and those that do are probably even more fucked

Can't promise that tbqh. My head really hurts right now. Probably shouldn't be posting.

take an aspirin

You know i have always wanted to join the Marines and meet new and interesting people and kill them just like my grandpa but i don't want to sweat my ass off in the desert and die for Israel maybe if we go to war with China i'll join

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have a good night rooskie take it easy on yourself

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We won't join any war as long as we are not a target in it.

Also, my great-grandfather fought in WW2 on the side of germany. He survived!

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Its not that I was going to but eh, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Nightey.

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>rooskie goes to sleep
>Vitalik dies of erotic asphyxiation
>ETH goes down by 70%

I have a great uncle who fought in ww2 and my family also fought in the civil war on the south's side i guess you could say fightings in my blood to bad i'll never do anything with my good and probably never pass them on

*slaps your head*

Feelsbadman

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>i guess you could say fightings in my blood
you're such a fucking child

why =(

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Very bad

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oh i'm sorry you didn't like that?
come here man, sorry for slapping you, i'll hug ya
*punches your head*

>He doesn't know how genetics work

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stahp leav me alon
='(

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©6197379

He ACTUALLY doesnt know how genetics work

>muh great great daddeh got conscripted in de war an fout da nazis so i guess u culd say i'm kinda a real badass its genetic
grow the fuck up. ideally don't even post. what kind of schoolyard chest beating shit is this?

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woe haha nigga you a fucking pussy man hahahaha
*dabs*

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meanie
ALSO NO DABBING IN MY PRESENCE

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It's more than just my uncle both my grandads were in the military and a few of my uncles and most off my family fought for the CSA and my dad was going to join the military but he didn't because they wasn't a war going on

c'mon bruh punch me back

@6197406
fuck off

I seriously don't get americans and their glorification of soldats. In Europe, the soldats are those guys who were to stupid to get a real job. I really don't know anyone who wants to go full time army here in switzerland, some people even dodge obligatory military service with invented excuses.
I did it mainly for the basic weapon training and for the Stgw 90. I like sport shooting and want to do hunting when i'm older.

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Just for the record i never said i was a bad ass i'm just proud that my family isn't a bunch of pussys a soibois

*punches you slightly*
happy?

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c'mon bro that ain't nothing, harder man

...no!

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*soldiers, i'm sorry

Because it's seen as honorable to fight and risk your life for your country and it's interest's and as cringe as it sounds i guess you could say American is a "warrior culture"

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PUNCH ME HARDER GODDAMMIT!! ARE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY OR WHAT
you want me to punch you again don't ya?

>as cringe as it sounds i guess you could say American is a "warrior culture"
It's very cringe.
you can try

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Yeah i know but i didn't have a better way to describe it

it's honorable to give up your life for some cunt in Washington interests
It's honorable to be canonfodder so the rich and power can gain more money and power
American culture

Interventionistic would be onpoint

Yeah i don't want to die for Israel i just want a war worth fighting then i'll join and kill for my country and it's interests

That's good too

let's be fair here, you'd probably die in the first three seconds of fighting

Gore is /b/ content right?
I'd have some good webms about executions in the ukraine. Almost unbelievable that this is happening in the 21st century in a democracy.

You wouldn't want to do this to you, desu

And what makes you say that?

forgot obligatory trap post

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No i would not want to be executed

cuz u suck lole

At least i don't suck dick like you

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lol, the background music:
vid.pr0gramm
com/2016/12/02/fca2450c548364fc.mp4

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ain't click that shit nibba

it's legal gore
you could easily search that shit up on the www

What is this stuff?

implying sucking dicks is bad
lole u fag, I bet u want to kiss girls

it's war

It's not bringing up anything

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Yes i want to kiss girls but i have no girls to kiss

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you used the link correctly, i hope.
it's war scenes and gore from the ukrainian "civil" war which is currently going on. mainly just headshotted soldiers with a lot of brain everywhere lmao

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lole ur both a fag and lonely

don't worry, you'll find someone

As they say war is hell
I hope so

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Hello doctor Branom. How is it going with that Ludovico technique?

>war is hell
i get the feeling you only know war from movies lmao

you're pretty fuckin' gay, mate

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No i have not been in a war before i just know it is not a nice thing but sometime it is necessary but it's not like you'd know either your country hasn't been in a war for a long time gay boy

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Switzeland literally won two wars against the austrians by throwing rocks

Ok that's pretty cool

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>No i have not been in a war before
Me neither, but you talk about it like you were. I don't know much about fighting in a war aswell, I simply made a basic military training aswell as watched way too much gore to know that it'll definitely not be fun and I would never consider doing it willingly.
Killing people isn't fun, being killed isn't fun either.
Fighting in a war is very mentally exhausting and stupid, but you try to make it look like people should do it. Fighting for their country isn't a reason to fight. Especially if you're just getting a basic training and then sent to syria.

Slowly running out of trap images, damn

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Why you have always to post an image. I almost never use images, spceially in Jow Forums

*especially in Jow Forums

Because my posts would be way too serious if they wouldn't include some cute pic of a trap.

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There's nothing wrong with being serious

War is sometimes a necessary evil and it's just a part of human nature just as wolf pack's fight so do humans and should the need arises i would gladly kill or be killed for for my homeland

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