Ok, Jow Forums, let's play a game. You're at the groceries, you can order 3 items...

Ok, Jow Forums, let's play a game. You're at the groceries, you can order 3 items, and the goal is to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.

Go.

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they don't even pay attention to what you buy desu

Kiddie pool
olive oil jug
women's one piece swimsuit

So not true. I worked as a cashier about 5 years ago, but I still candidly remember one time where someone bought like 6 bunches of bananas and a whole lot of condoms.
Some orders you never forget.

Zucchini
Anal lube
Diet Coke

>water gun
>lighter fluid
>tampons

SHIT
OIL
SPICE

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diapers
laxative
condoms

Shit uncle Putin, you're good. Is there like a list anywhere of what kind of stuff is sold in big grocery stores, particularly American ones since they probably have huge selections? I ask because the one I live close to is really small, there's barely any selection at all for anything...

No, wait, you may not be as good as I thought. I imagined you shitting into the condoms and then putting them on your dick, with a diaper on top, as a fetish...

i'm just trying to make cashier uncomfortable, thats all

walmart.com/all-departments
Is this real? Are there such huge selections in American shops? What the fuck...
Hmm, I'll try again:
>vacuum cleaner
>viagra
>superglue
I suck at this. ;_;

Garbage bag.
Pregnancy test.
Single clothes hanger (metal).

>knife
>rope
>garbage bag

and ask the cashier when she gets off from work

TopKek

Nice.
NICE, fapping

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What can I say, I'm into kinky shit. Imagine if you had a cashier gf and you did that as a roleplay, it'd be so hot.

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Condoms
Lotion
A big cucumber

F-fried shit wrapped in the intestine it came out of?

I c-cooked it with love, just for you, d-dear

dog food
condoms
vaseline

>walmart.com/all-departments
not most, that's just walmart

Women underwear that is in my size
Mentrual pads
Short dress my size
Idk

Axe
Kids sleeping medicine
BBQ sauce

Sleeping Pills
Condoms
Shovel

rifle
garbage bags
hacksaw

Vodka handle 5th of whiskey and beer

Mostly makes them sad for u

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condom
tackpin
cloth

Sleeping pills
Condom
Viagra

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belt
banana
lube

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