Ok, Jow Forums, let's play a game. You're at the groceries, you can order 3 items, and the goal is to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.
Go.
Ok, Jow Forums, let's play a game. You're at the groceries, you can order 3 items, and the goal is to make the cashier as uncomfortable as possible.
Go.
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they don't even pay attention to what you buy desu
Kiddie pool
olive oil jug
women's one piece swimsuit
So not true. I worked as a cashier about 5 years ago, but I still candidly remember one time where someone bought like 6 bunches of bananas and a whole lot of condoms.
Some orders you never forget.
Zucchini
Anal lube
Diet Coke
>water gun
>lighter fluid
>tampons
SHIT
OIL
SPICE
diapers
laxative
condoms
Shit uncle Putin, you're good. Is there like a list anywhere of what kind of stuff is sold in big grocery stores, particularly American ones since they probably have huge selections? I ask because the one I live close to is really small, there's barely any selection at all for anything...
No, wait, you may not be as good as I thought. I imagined you shitting into the condoms and then putting them on your dick, with a diaper on top, as a fetish...
i'm just trying to make cashier uncomfortable, thats all
walmart.com
Is this real? Are there such huge selections in American shops? What the fuck...
Hmm, I'll try again:
>vacuum cleaner
>viagra
>superglue
I suck at this. ;_;
Garbage bag.
Pregnancy test.
Single clothes hanger (metal).
>knife
>rope
>garbage bag
and ask the cashier when she gets off from work
TopKek
Nice.
NICE, fapping
What can I say, I'm into kinky shit. Imagine if you had a cashier gf and you did that as a roleplay, it'd be so hot.
>filename
>bLOG
Condoms
Lotion
A big cucumber
F-fried shit wrapped in the intestine it came out of?
I c-cooked it with love, just for you, d-dear
dog food
condoms
vaseline
>walmart.com
not most, that's just walmart
Women underwear that is in my size
Mentrual pads
Short dress my size
Idk
Axe
Kids sleeping medicine
BBQ sauce
Sleeping Pills
Condoms
Shovel
rifle
garbage bags
hacksaw
Vodka handle 5th of whiskey and beer
Mostly makes them sad for u
condom
tackpin
cloth
Sleeping pills
Condom
Viagra
belt
banana
lube
...