Hear me out Jow Forums: Jews are prohibited from eating meat and dairy products together. It's a very basic kosher law. Knowing this, we should utilize the cheeseburger as the ultimate weapon against the ZOG. Promote the eating of cheeseburgers everywhere. Buy TONS of cheeseburgers so we can create an anti-koshercentric society and shame the Jews into stigmatization. It CAN work. Trust me on this one.
The no.1 weapon against the Jews: cheeseburgers
William Walker
Hudson Long
America has deployed the superior bacon cheeseburger of years, Leaf. Fucking Canadians. USA! USA!
Andrew Rogers
fucking weaponized cheeses burger
Owen Anderson
I just want to buy dill pickles that are not kosher.
Fucking jews
John Martin
If only there was a way to apply shell fish as well.
Joshua Kelly
I submit to Jews because they give me cheeseburgers. Take away the cheeseburgers and I'll be one of you guys.
Ryder Brooks
I dated a Jew once, she tried her damnedest to get me to switch from cheeseburgers to hamburgers, said it'd cure my fibromyalgia.
Nathan Gray
Every Jew I've ever met didn't keep kosher. They all pretend for their grandparents and the go out and eat bacon cheeseburgers. Only thing I've noticed is they rarely eat lobster or crab, but only because they never had it while growing up.
Joseph Rivera
>Jews are prohibited
Leftist Jews and International Banking Jews, which together are the pillars of ZOG, don't follow those prohibitions. They're not Orthodox. They're pathologically tribal and secular. You're essentially asking goyim to hold up crosses to vampires, but it's a movie where the vampire laughs (albeit a Hollywood vampire movie scripted by leftist Jews).
Jaxon Bailey
Fuck off Mc.Donalds.
Josiah King
Dylan Rivera
You can just make them...
It's pretty easy
Brandon Cook
there is a surprising amount of divine truth in this thread
God loves bacon cheeseburgers
This phrase has warded me against debate many a time
Asher Scott
>Bread
No thanks.
Adam Diaz
always a leaf
is the day of rake gonna happen or what?
Connor Cox
>fibromyalgia
How much shit do you get from people who think pain syndromes don't exist?
Chase Gutierrez
Lmfao can you elaborate user? I actually love bacon cheeseburgers very much
Jaxson Powell
Just so you know liberal jews in the west believe NONE of that and will eat a fucking baconator if they feel like it
Lucas Hughes
>jews
>following the tenants of judaism
Not likely
Jaxson Cox
That's like 70% fat with the fries too and 3 days worth of fat intake in volume presuming you work out too.
Caleb Baker
>70% fat
There is nothing wrong with fat. It's the non-fiber carbohydrates that are the issue.
Aaron Johnson
>Jews are prohibited from eating meat and dairy products together.
How the fuck do they make their milk steak?
Connor Clark
There's a metal gear joke to be made here.
Thomas Johnson
Hudson Roberts
They don't use real cheese for this reason you stupid idiot.
Wyatt Flores
Parker Kelly
Kosher food explained in less than two minutes by Ryan Gosling.
Tyler Wood
I'm on Keto so I'm ok with this.
Kayden Diaz
Multiple cheeses Burger
Cheesus burger
Jesus Burger.
It's time.
Jeremiah White
Nathaniel Phillips
A lot of Iberian dishes combine pork and shellfish. They were devised during the Reconquista to weed out Jews and Muslims.
Adrian James
Bentley Powell
You're hungry from not being able to afford food up there, eh leaf?
Jayden Collins
>Jesus Burger.
He died so your sins would be forgiven. Be a glutton today, forgiven tomorrow.
Dominic Flores
There was a time when men weren't such uptight faggots worried about bread. Clearly you aren't from that time.
Daniel Hall
now this i can get into
Joseph Davis
The bread we have today is nothing like it was then, and it still wasn't good for you back then.
Jayden Reed
bueno
Bentley Brooks
I'm sure you'll live if you eat bread a couple times a week.
Brandon Sanders
it's like how the strongest man back then is like 1/3 as strong as the strongest man now.
how obesity used to be defined much earlier.
all food was arguably different and "full spectrum nutrition" without bleaching and processing.
Jaxson Roberts
my god it's beautiful
Jose Fisher
goes great with beaujolaolis
Kevin Scott
Literally everyone here eats cheeseburgers and Israel is mostly secular and no one gives a shit.
Only orthodox twats care about the meat and dairy nonsense.
Connor Gray
Bacon, though?
Kayden Lee
thy don't have to eat them but jews can own place that sell them... fucking leaf
James Morales
Jews love bread. Gluten is literally a Jew-mind control trick.
Michael Carter
Chabad-Lubavitch is literally at the forefront of the ZOG and they are extremely strict about eating kosher.
Zachary Hill
Harder to find but not impossible
e.g
secrettelaviv.com
Lots or Russian stores sell it too.
Blake Ortiz
Lots of*
David Cooper
I'm so proud of Jow Forums at times like that
Tyler Baker
ZOG's front of mainstream minions don't care. They eat bacon. But they still promote "Kosher" establishments for the sake of increasing the Jewish culture and extortion racket and because it's comfy.
Leo Bell
How could such a fucking stupid thread get so many replies?
Easton Allen
>Eating meat
How bluepilled can you get?
Noah Ortiz
#RangebanCanada
Lincoln Sanders
fuck
Jace Ross
Would be better to use the angle of how slaughtering animals following kosher rules is inhumane. Leftists would get on board too.
Aiden Peterson
Genius.
Robert Lee
Just eat bacon.
2 birds, one stone.
Adrian Garcia
>Be burger
>Eat so many burgers they kill body
>Burgers save burgerland by also killing the juden
>Antpeople take over
Ian Green
Whataburger is the greatest fast food burger by far. Fuck five guys, fuck shake shack, fuck in-n-out. Whataburger is king.
Michael Hall
Good thinking Bobandy.
Nathaniel Fisher
>Yeah I’d like the Jewinator extravalue meal, please.
>What kind of soda would you like, sir?
>Soda? FUCK THAT SHIT. MONSTER. ZERO. ULTRA!!! *sip*
Justin Reed
babies are meat
John Evans
this is the greatest post I ever saw
Alexander Walker
>Jews are prohibited from eating meat and dairy products together.
you think maybe there was some sort of disease a long time ago that was a result of mixing cheese and meat together, and improper knowledge of sanitation?
Julian Thomas
>he just invites botulism into his household
wew lad
Nicholas Morris
Why do you think that bacon gets pushed so hard.
It gets cold quickly and isn't good once it does. But is treated as the ultimate food.
Colton Smith
if you don't know who your'e against, youv'e already lost.
Brandon Roberts
underrated post right here
RIP lahey
Asher Edwards
eat it rat meow pig
Wyatt Ortiz
fag food for faggy fucks
Juan Ward
oh i intend to.
Benjamin Howard
people have been eating a whole lot of cheeseburgers already and it doesn't really seem to have done much
Jaxon Thompson
Modern jews don't give a fuck about Kosher. There is literally only one tradition that matters at all to the vast majority of jews as being do or die and its circumcision.
Hunter Gutierrez
The birth of the bacon cheddar scallop burger.
Brandon Watson
bacon is more effective
Nolan Stewart
>Promote the eating of cheeseburgers everywhere. Buy TONS of cheeseburgers
you're like 60+ years to late leaf
Christian Gray
Just don't tell your rabbi or he might try to bite off more of your dick
Josiah Hughes
Reform jews don't give a fuck about kosher and they make up the vast majority.
Conservative jews think its a good and moral thing to eat Kosher but not at all necessary.
Orthodox think its immoral to not eat kosher but if you screw it up its a simple cleansing ritual to fix.
You people really don't know much about Jews.
Austin Walker
never had one to begin with
clueless as always.
>"something something moloch something saturn something the zog something..."
Isaiah Mitchell
LOLOLOL I got this great new Idea I called the automobile. We'll build them using a new thing I call manufacturing lines.
Asher Garcia
fuck, that looks delicious
Isaac Brooks
You never had a dick to begin with? That's unfortunate.
Bentley Harris
ban assault cheeseburgers
Carter Foster
>if you don't know who your'e against, youv'e already lost.
rothschild popularized circumsision among jews hundreds of years ago in order to control your people.
You will never know love or true intimacy, but rothschild will, with your wives, and they will love every second of it.
Have fun with that whole "We chosen" thing.
Isaiah Wilson
I ate 6 cheeseburgers today, and it's something I do a few times a week... just cuz I'm too lazy to cook much else.
how r the jews even alive man
Ethan Taylor
more info on that, from israeli perspective:
reform jews are goyim by law here. they get the citizenship but they cant marry/divorce/get burried in most places etc etc... and are (obviously) a minority here.
the rest is pretty much on point though.
>"something something moloch something saturn something the zog something rothchild..."
updated senpai
Angel Roberts
waaaaaaaaant
Dominic Sanchez
> Make the Jew’s mouth water
I like it
Ryder Clark
HOLY SHIT
IS THIS WHY MCDONALDS ARE REMOVING CHEESEBURGERS FROM THE MENU?
MEAT AND DAIRY
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
IT WAS JUST ANNNOUNCED
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SOMEONE FUCKING TIE THIS TOGETHER
Noah Barnes
I AM MASTURBATING TO A LEAF COMMENT
WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS
Hudson Watson
care to tell me more bout reform jews? is that like non denom christians, to put it crudely and ignorantly?
Cooper Flores
implying american "cheese" is not 100% plastic
Gavin Mitchell
Frikadellen, ground pork and hamburger. Never associate with someone who won't eat one.
David Martin
>you don't want those cheeseburgers goy,(((studies))) show that they're bad for your health and will kill you. best we take them off the market entirely
Ryan Moore
> cuba cheese
please
Elijah Brown
what about muslims?
en.wikipedia.org
READ UP AND DIGEST
AND LET'S DO THIS
Joseph Myers
I love cheeseburgers so god damn much tho
Zachary Bailey
why you think jews don't eat these things but makes sure goym will?
Josiah Brooks
well since they are a minority here i don't know much about them other than
A. they are mostly leftists.
B. orthodox hate them with a passion.
C. unless they were orthodox before, they will get cucked as explained before.
as far as i know, they just pick and choose which parts to follow and which not to follow ie they might choose not to use electricity on saturday which is like, absolute cringe to the orthodox. some let their daughters put kipa (again, cringe) and so on... basically they just made up their own thing but they call it judaism so it triggers anyone trad or religious.
most here are just trad so like, meet up on friday night (in judaism this counts as saturday) have a family meal, do kidush (say a small prayer like grace) drink wine and thats about it. (and do use electricity on saturday and what not)