how to get a gf
How to get a gf
Caleb Torres
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David Baker
Lose weight
Justin Miller
i've heard the Sabine method is highly effective if you can get it to work
Henry Perez
im skinny as a twig nigga
what is that
Dominic Baker
good god man, and you call yourself an american?
did they not teach mythology at your school?
Logan Barnes
here, educate urself, although there are more colorful retellings in roman mythology books:
en.wikipedia.org
Parker Gray
just rape a muslim they'll marry you
Nathan Hill
K-Konata?
Thomas Ramirez
no
Zachary Hill
are u muslim
Mason Collins
Why did you delete your youtube channel, I miss it
Daniel Gomez
Do you really want to know or are you just shitposting?
Sebastian Powell
only for you
Benjamin Walker
youre a muslim guy
Luis Martinez
yes
Chase Taylor
I'm not doing this shit today. You either want the real shit or you're just gonna piss me off. Look I'm the only person on this board who's been with a woman so if you really want the real shit all you gotta do is ask.
Kevin Reyes
wah wah stop complaining and just tell me your secrets
Ryder Powell
Go the fuck outside and do something you love to do with other people. If you like to play Magic the Gathering go to a card shop. If you like anime go to a local convention. If you like to drink hit up a bar. Whatever you like to do you have to do it around other people.
Second you have to be confident. Everyone knows you're scared as hell and don't know what you're doing but neither does anyone else. They're just as socially awkward as you. Try to fake that confidence enough to get your foot in the door. After that you should be able to determine if that person is going to reciprocate your attention or not.
Lastly you have to get your numbers up. If you don't talk to lots of girls you're not gonna get a gf. It's all a numbers game. If you're not getting a girl to reciprocate just walk away and move on to the next one.
Oh yeah and take inventory of yourself to figure out where you sit in the dating pool. If you're a 4 stay away from the 8's. You won't get her. Lower your standards and be realistic. No beauty queen super model is going to want your homely ass. If you're not realistic and not willing to compromise a little you'll be alone forever.
This is my advice and I know it works. I'm a 5 that's been with 9's just because I was confident and was proud of who I am. If you can't do this basic thing then you'll get nowhere.
Now go the fuck outside and get that girl and if she doesn't want you then fuck her there's plenty of other women.
Here's a little math to help keep you motivated.
There's currently 3,783,084,976 women in the world, there's 195 countries, people say your perfect woman is 1 in a million and by that logic there's 19.4 instances of your "perfect woman" in every single country.
Jason Rogers
>homely
t.t
Hudson Hernandez
Don’t listen to this guy Op. He is mentally ill and still has yet to get over his trauma from parental neglect and being raised in a cult.
Dylan Watson
Deal with it don't be such a candy ass faggot. You think Stacy isn't gonna say worse things about you? Get over it.
Kevin Kelly
giv gf plZ
Ian Torres
And you have yet to move on from childishly bashing on people you know nothing about. Grow the fuck up I gave him solid advice.
What would you tell him?
>inb4 just be single
Eli Nelson
you look like Roulroul
John Watson
Giving people advice not to listen to toxic people is not bashing. Be aware of your shortcomings, acknowledge that nothing I said was untrue or unfair, and stop posturing on the internet
Hudson James
What about my advice was bad?
If you're so superior and know everything about someone deconstruct my advice instead of just spouting vocal diarrhea.
David Evans
Don't, get a bf instead
Owen Perry
slice yourself in half
Jaxon Gray
omg no
ok and then i will be the gf
Cooper Lee
like this
Connor Stewart
Just don’t give advice and focus on working on yourself. That’s all I’m getting at. If that deflates your self worth enough to get defensive, maybe you should take that as evidence that you have things to work on?
Hunter Morgan
Oh I'm so sorry Mr. Expert. Please tell me what I need to work on since you're such a professional.
I've got a job, friends, an avid social life, a family and my mental health has never been better. I never said I don't have things I need to work on but you're acting like I'm a complete trainwreak just because "muh posting on bant" like you're not doing the same thing.
So please tell me what I need to work on. I'll wait.
Cameron Morris
plz go argue somewere else this is a peaceful thread and im tryin to sleep
Elijah Phillips
I can only speculate, but I think it would just make you more defensive. Everyone has things to work on my dude. It shouldn’t upset you. But maybe you should look at the fact that you’re still trying to posture as something to work on?
Kayden Collins
Don't listen to him he only knows how to fuck ugly and gigantic women
Wyatt Nelson
eww
Colton Hughes
i love putting my pinky right here
Lucas Sullivan
You know I had a long post for this but said fuck it. Enjoy your time here subverting good advice based on who posts it.
Jack Lopez
finally some peas and quiet now i will sleeps
David Sanchez
can i be king of bant
Mason Foster
this facial hair looks really gross rn
Jack Martinez
>go to public pool
>make sure that the pool is not dense
>swim to the place where no one else swims
>masturbate in the water
>make sure not to make any noise
>cum in the water and swim away
>wait for a woman to swim to the place where you cummed
>when she swims, your cum gets into her pussy
>now you aren't virgin anymore
Nolan Richardson
There is no hope for you. Give up.
Prove me wrong. Pro tip: You can't.
John Wilson
this is what im gonna do
Eli Carter
wow what a chad!! ( this is me looking up to u )
Christopher Scott
what chanel are u talking about