Tfw not gay, but gayposters make my peepee hard

>tfw not gay, but gayposters make my peepee hard

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>tfw not gay but would anally anhilate a cute boy

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You guys are pretty gay

I'm just too shy and autistic to have a gf, so I have these weird fetishes. It doesn't mean I'm really gay

You're really gay user

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fuck off pedo
your art is shit

ur the big homo

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Have you ever made a single piece of art in your life

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>he wouldnt fuck a boy in a straight way
OK FAG
Yeah right, let me show you how straight I am, just open up
@6199393
No (you) for you
Ur the smol homo

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If you have a fetish for watching bois do gay shit then you're gay.
Also.
>I'm just too shy and autistic
No excuses homo. Do I have to remind you what my face looks like?
t. expert

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i know im prob gay :(
i just have to accept it now.

I'm not small and I'm not a homo

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how smol are you user :)

Your right i would not fug a boy because that would be gay and i'm not gay

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about 180cm
I think that's a normal height

nah thats gay lad

Open up about myself? What do you want to know?

That makes no sense! I've been attracted to girls all my life, and for boys only recently. Also, I'm not limp-wristed and don't have a lisp.

You're aren't, fight the gay user

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No your gay

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You are the smolest homoest
>He puts his morals before happiness and enjoyment
Lol dumb boomer its 2k18 you fag, if a cute trap dropped his pants and sat on your lap you would be frozen in fear

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>Open up about myself? What do you want to know?
Your bank account obviously!

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good. im 172 so see. you are at a good height. dont be ahsamed please :3
but i like the cocks and the being submissive part. i know its bad but it feels good thinking of it :(

You proceeded to gaysex.

i dont need to nor do i want to
tsunspain finally left the closet

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>for boys only recently
Yeah gay.
>I'm not limp-wristed and don't have a lisp
Neither am I/do I but I'll fuck a cute boi in his asshole.
It's pretty simple. If you're attracted to boys in a sexual way whether it be in the past or now you're fucking gay.
Accept it and learn to punch back. Remember you can beat them off in their sleep and you'll love it.

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>namefag
>"not" gay

nuh uh I'm tall
there are plenty of gayer gays than me
just look at this thread

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>He thinks carnal pleasure brings him true happiness
I'm a zoomer btw

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Space cowboy is the most hetero name

so you want to get attention and recognition from a board full of homos?

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maybe. he usually goes on gay threads. imnot surprised if he is. its ok though. i didnt feel like i was gay doing gay stuff before when i was more confused.

Manlet cutoff is 181cm, sorry lad
But yeah, this thread is pretty gay ayyyy
>blindly follows the morals indoctrinated upon him by parents, school and church yet he calls himself a zoomer
Yeah right boom boom
@6199506
Nah, hes still locked in it with you aghei

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Not everyone on Jow Forums is gay

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me too, but that's just a fetish, we are not really gay!

no, i'll never make gay sex, just masturbate

I prefer the bottom role, but I mean, I'll never let anyone fuck my butthole, just play with it by myself

I guess you could consider me gay, but then a lot of people would be considered gay too, most people have fetishes like thsi (at least Jow Forums posters)

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I beg to differ. Pretty sure everyone here is gay in some way.

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maybe thats true. but its hard for females to get a dick :(

there's nothing wrong with liking guys
I just enjoy teasing him

that's not fair. who made that rule?
also how do I grow more?

>Not everyone on Jow Forums is gay

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I'm more moral than my parent's in fact i sometimes get in to fight's with my dad about it and i never went to church and i was home schooled

>I prefer the bottom role
>I'll never let anyone fuck my butthole, just play with it by myself
That's fucking gay.
>a lot of people would be considered gay too
Yeah they would. I'm just calling em as I see em. You're gay and that's okay but don't be a faggot about it.

Gay confirmed by NASA

People are just way to fucking horny

thats true. but just dont hurt him. i bet you wont. anyway i think space cowboy is gat at least a little bit.

Everybody posting above me is gay. Only straight man in this gay thread.

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Stretch with your designated stretching partner
You remember what parts were the most important to stretch right?
>homeschooled
Now I finally understand why you are so retarded
Redneck homeschooling drops your IQ by 40 points

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Okay okay, I guess I'm bi then. It's weird to think about myself as one.

Still mostly straight though, gay part is more of a fetish

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Nah nigga people just realize it's pointless to bash on people for where they put their dicks or restrict where people put their dicks. As long as all parties are consenting and 18+ it's all good.
Put your dick where you want.
> I guess I'm bi then. It's weird to think about myself as one.
Why? It's not like much is going to change. A fetish is a fetish it just means you'd probably like to be dominated by some manly guy. Nothing wrong with that.....or you want to do the dominating.
Explain more how this is "just a fetish".

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I'm not retarded and both my parent's are pretty smart well at least my dad is

>Put your dick were you want
Sorry bro i'm a little more old school then that

No! No butte stretching

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I'm not gay stop trying to infect me

i-im not doing that i swear :(
but you always appear on these threads. why do you do that if you are straight and you get annoyed by gay posters?

i'm a little more old school than that
BOOMER BOOM BOOM OHNONONONONO

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It's a submissive fetish, I like to be dominated.

Before this I used to fap to femdom a lot.

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Because i like talking to people even if i hate them
How can i be a boomer i'm 18

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oh thats fine. i like to talk to people i dont like either. because i want to like everyone

That shits gay op

>i'm a little more puritan than that
FTFY. Doesn't make you better just makes you different. You'll learn how toxic fundamentalism is one day.
Yeah you're gay but only like maybe 50%. You see it's all kind of a spectrum and I know that sounds very SJW afterschool special but it's true. Don't be ashamed of it.
If you want to be fucked in the ass by a dude dominating the shit out of you fucking go for it senpai. Just wear protection. Gays have a higher chance of getting STD's because they don't wear protection because they can't get pregnant. Don't be a pud wrap that dick bud.

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pennisballs

Fundamentalism is what keeps society from falling apart with out it it would be anarchy or worse California

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>fundamentalism
Kek keep worshipping your desert jew god

History would tell you otherwise. Almost every fundamentalist society has become more progressive in order to advance.
Rome fell because the fundamentalists of the Holy Roman Empire split the nation leaving it weaker from internal power struggles and division of resources.
Israel has been in a war because they won't progress past their fundamentalist ideas of "superiority".
ISIS was formed out of fundamentalism.
Now for some anecdotal evidence. My parents are Mormon fundamentalists and look how I turned out. If that's what fundamentalism gets you then I know exactly why you're so fucked up Cowboy.

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>Progressive
But how far you will to progress? First homosexuality then bestiality then pedorasty necro don't like that do you? Well your just a hate filled bigot whos standing in the way of progress get with the time's love is love no matter the age or species.

I do not get the jump between homosexuality and bestiality

Gay is okay. Leafs fuck dogs and that's fucked. Indians fuck little girls and that's fucked.
Get the fuck out of here with trying to paint me like a hyper liberal progressive. Progress means making societal changes to allow your people to progress.
What are you going to do when there's robots you can fuck?
What about if we make first contact and can find out we can fuck them?
You see moving past the idea of where people put their dicks as long as there's consent and everyone is an appropriate age is necessary.
Kids and animals can't consent so get out with your slippery slope shit.
Puritan doesn't mean better and when the xenos get here you'll have to get over it when I put my dick in one.

Oh by the way my parents where not fundamentalists did i turn out ok? Every day i wish i could be a better person i don't want to think about sex all the time i make myself sick and i don't want to be this way i'm not happy so i fill the myself with carnal pleasure so i don't fell so empty i don't see why anybody would want to bee like this it's not fun and i wish i could be truly happy

>fundamentalist
>unhappy
Sounds about right. Fundamentalism tells you that you can't get enjoyment out of anything because it's a sin.
No you didn't turn out okay because you're obviously miserable. I may be a bit of a hedonist but at least I'm happy.
Can you say the same?

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No your just a bigot dog's and children can consent prove me wrong
It's a domino effect

Dogs can't talk.

>fucking guys
>fucking dogs
That is a huge fucking domino user
also how can an adult man not consent to another adult man, what is the argument toy are trying to pull

I'm not a fundamentalist i fap 4 times a day to weird shit and i don't even feel bad about it any more and it scares me i wish i felt something anything the deeper i go the more depresst and the thoughts of killing myself come. Do you really think becoming a hedonist will help me?

I've been around the internet I've seen shit animals are slave's to their instinct you don't have to rape them you just have to train them
Oh user it's so evil yet so simple "well we've come this far so just a little further well were here wight as well go further" that's how i ended up like this one by one by one are morals fall away and we are left with this

>Do you really think becoming a hedonist will help me?
Of course not. It's not my place to say what will make you happy only you can determine that. Whatever it is you should do it honestly and without shame. Just don't be caught up in the whole fundamentalism and puritanism is better because it's not for everyone. Don't worry so much about what others think. If it feels good and makes you happy do it. Fuck anyone who would tell you otherwise. It's your life and you can live it how you want for the reasons you want. Anyone who says otherwise is a moron. It's not a competition for who has the most stuff, who's the most virgin or who lives the longest. If anything it's a competition for who's the happiest and you seem to be losing my friend.
Find out what makes you truly happy and do it.
>inb4 don't listen to Normie because x and y

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your point on why gays will lead to animal fuckers in mostly based anecdotal evidence, you can be gay and follow morals, you can be hetero and follow morals
You can't be an animal fucker and follow morals because your existence is against morality itself

You know a few year's ago i was really close with God he got me though some tough times i was a real zealot and i was happy but now i'm far away from him and this is the worst i have ever felt in my life and i found out that pleasure are different things pleasure does not bring happiness and one day you will see that my friend but whatever it doesn't matter i probably won't make it through the next year

Yes but it is a long term thing and some gays may be alright but most are not

>implying I'm not close with god
Nigga you can be close to god in different ways. If you get pleasure internally from being close with god it's still pleasurable. If you being close to god is what makes you happy do it up fampai don't let anyone stop you but don't try to frame me like I'm completely detached from the almighty because I go to church, I pay my tithe and I carry a bible (and BoM) with me wherever I go.
Pleasure comes in many forms but it is still pleasure and pleasure in whatever form makes people happy whether it be pleasure from fulfillment, pleasure from devotion to god or pleasure from sex.
Don't try to high horse me when I'm telling you about the real shit. It's your life now start living it how it gives you the most pleasure and the most happiness.

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>Live it how how it gives the most pleasure and happiness
I don't know how

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Figure it out. You're a smart kid. It's really hard and takes time but you gotta do it. Otherwise you're just making yourself miserable for the sake of being miserable.

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I mean shit even I'm happy in my life. It's not the best life ever but whatever you make do with what you got and always strive to do better.

What is going on in this thread

Space cowboy is pretty good at derailing gay threads

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I hope i can something to make me happy but i don't see that happening maybe i should just check out early

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Checking out early is just announcing you are a pussy at that point

I don't really care any more

see If you don't care then you're immediately going to hell (you know if you're religious) and if you really don't care then do it right the fuck now you big pussy.
You won't do it you just want to throw your own little pity party because you're sad your life didn't turn out the way you expected. Be glad you're not in some rice patty working for .50 cents an hour like some people.
You're making yourself miserable for the sake of being miserable. The sooner you learn to nut up and face life head on the better off you'll be. Life is gonna beat the hell out of you but you gotta learn to punch back.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, identify what it is you want out of life and do whatever it takes to get it.
I wanted someone who loves me for me and I got it but I had to go through a lot of roasties to get it. Don't let anything stop you my man.

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Every day i put on a brave face and i get out of the house more I've been eating and taking to people more but i still feel like shit

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*Eating better

Then that means it's something wrong with YOU inside not outside and you've gotta figure out what it is.
Stop self deprecating and start exploring who you really are. If you really want to kill yourself just fucking do it oh and livestream it so we can all see and post it forever.

I think i just need therapy then i might be ok

god damn why is she not in