Frens! He hurty me! Ples Halp! Ples!
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August 16, 2018 - 20:52
awwww, make sure to scream lots for mommy!
August 16, 2018 - 20:53
Staph it right now
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August 16, 2018 - 20:54
*Slice*
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August 16, 2018 - 21:00
>Halp Not until I finish my coffee
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August 16, 2018 - 21:03
Fyre ad well men
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August 16, 2018 - 21:03
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August 16, 2018 - 21:14
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August 16, 2018 - 21:24
Apu is so cute and harmless. Why must there be certain people who just mess with him?
August 16, 2018 - 21:50
>Stealing my filename
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August 16, 2018 - 21:51
He was my lecturer at University
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August 16, 2018 - 22:02
staph! no hurting
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August 16, 2018 - 22:08
He's stopped fren. See
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August 16, 2018 - 22:18
SHUT UP!
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August 16, 2018 - 23:12
Yea I'm not fucking done, just wanted to know about Daniel.
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August 16, 2018 - 23:30
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August 16, 2018 - 23:39
Lets play "spot the normalfag"
August 16, 2018 - 23:41
What makes you think I'm a normalfag?
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August 16, 2018 - 23:48
Sorry lad, this is a no hurting zone. I'm afraid that's punishable by death, so say your last words
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August 16, 2018 - 23:52
Sod off norman.
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August 16, 2018 - 23:53
Norman? But my name is Apu, silly Canada fren.
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August 17, 2018 - 00:00
Woops! Sorry lad, spilled your coffee. Actually not sorry, like at all. Hey maybe one of your friends can get you a towel to clean yourself up oh wait yea, you don't have those either.
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August 17, 2018 - 00:07
Looks like you're wrong.
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August 17, 2018 - 00:12
Do you want me to hurt him too?
August 17, 2018 - 00:22
No. But I'm going to bed now so I'm leaving.
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August 17, 2018 - 00:23
You just drank coffee now you're brushing your teeth?
August 17, 2018 - 00:24
problem solved :D
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August 17, 2018 - 00:29
Yes, problem? Coffee doesn't have a good smell to leave in the mouth.
August 17, 2018 - 00:31
You fucking fool, Apu. Studies show that enamel is weakened after drinking coffee or tea, meaning when you brush you destroy your teeth enamel. You have to wait thirty minutes for that effect to wear off. I swear, everything you do pisses me off. Also yes, I am helping you this one time I guess. Enjoy the teeth knowledge.
August 17, 2018 - 00:37
All you did is give me more fingers. This is not the solution at ALL.
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August 17, 2018 - 00:40
Heh, did not know that. Thanks for the knowledge drop.
August 17, 2018 - 00:45
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August 17, 2018 - 02:46
wtf i love r/banter now
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August 17, 2018 - 03:02