Frens! He hurty me! Ples Halp! Ples!

Frens! He hurty me! Ples Halp! Ples!

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awwww, make sure to scream lots for mommy!

Staph it right now

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>:(

*Slice*

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>Halp
Not until I finish my coffee

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Fyre ad well men

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Apu is so cute and harmless. Why must there be certain people who just mess with him?

>Stealing my filename

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Who's Daniel?

He was my lecturer at University

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staph! no hurting

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He's stopped fren. See

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SHUT UP!

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Yea I'm not fucking done, just wanted to know about Daniel.

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Lets play "spot the normalfag"

What makes you think I'm a normalfag?

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Sorry lad, this is a no hurting zone. I'm afraid that's punishable by death, so say your last words

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Sod off norman.

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Norman? But my name is Apu, silly Canada fren.

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Woops! Sorry lad, spilled your coffee.
Actually not sorry, like at all.
Hey maybe one of your friends can get you a towel to clean yourself up oh wait yea, you don't have those either.

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Looks like you're wrong.

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Do you want me to hurt him too?

No. But I'm going to bed now so I'm leaving.

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You just drank coffee now you're brushing your teeth?

problem solved :D

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Yes, problem? Coffee doesn't have a good smell to leave in the mouth.

You fucking fool, Apu. Studies show that enamel is weakened after drinking coffee or tea, meaning when you brush you destroy your teeth enamel. You have to wait thirty minutes for that effect to wear off.
I swear, everything you do pisses me off. Also yes, I am helping you this one time I guess. Enjoy the teeth knowledge.

Thx teethbro

All you did is give me more fingers. This is not the solution at ALL.

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Heh, did not know that. Thanks for the knowledge drop.

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Fake and gay.

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wtf i love r/banter now

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