Maybe Jow Forums was right about us. Maybe Jow Forums was a mistake. Maybe the jew were behind 9/11. Maybe eating fries with mayo is socially acceptable. Maybe fapping to cartoon is wrong. Maybe tax evasion is good. Maybe You fart after you die. Any gasses being held inside by clenched muscles get released. Gases also build up from bacteria and decomposition, so there's more where that came from. Maybe 10% of Europeans are naturally immune to the HIV virus due to a genetic mutation. Scientists believe this mutation was a result of all the plagues in the middle ages. So your ancestors survived the time of The Black Death and The Pox, and today you're immune to HIV. Genetics are weird, man. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all of my 100 pizza rolls. Maybe you should reply to this post or your mother will die in there sleep.
