>be European
>get cucked by a literal horde of manlets
Be European
Jason Foster
Eli James
>Be Australia
>Die after not shitposting for a day
Brandon Roberts
How would you know? Such a thing has never been tested
Jonathan Gonzalez
Australia, please, we talked about this.
Daniel Harris
Not really comparable. Those things are like Velociraptors except with 30% of their face bulletproof from the front
Michael Nguyen
>a fucking animal
Sebastian Perry
mongols barely made it into eastern Europe
how is that getting cucked?
Aiden Clark
>be swiss
>hide in mountains and never fight a war
>think opinion matters
go make more toberones faggot
Noah Smith
We should airdrop a couple hundred emus over medkitland and see how well you deal with their extreme intelligence, resistance to bullets and ability to reproduce like rabbits. You won't be laughing then.
Josiah Morales
Almost
>be swiss
>cooperate with nazi germany, still count as "neutral"
>let them use trains, sell them weapons, store their gold
>they lose
>get to keep the gainz and goldz
>banks, red cross, peacekeeping, liberty, education, direct democracy, landscapes etc.
>country becomes one of the most popular on the world
>Last war was a civil war in which 86 people died, in 1847
>extreme intelligence
>resistance to bullets
L-M-A-O
Sounds like straight outta Terminator.
Well, most men have weapons in their homes here and we don't have a population density of 1 person per square kilometre.
They'd be dead in a day.
Nathan Butler
>airdrop flightless birds
good one
Jordan Walker
tl;dr
meme country
Jordan Stewart
>They'd be dead in a day.
I'm going to hope you're talking about the Swiss, because no one with any sense will assume otherwise. Some of the emu pack leaders were tested to have IQs ranging between 130-200. For the sake of your countrymen please don't underestimate them.
Isaiah Cooper
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE IF THIS IS BAIT BUT FUCKING HELL, MATE.
>130-200
>IQ
THIS MUST BE A JOKE
Lucas Martinez
It's quite clear that you've never experienced the terror of these savage monsters up close and personal
Benjamin Torres
>You can't imagine the terror, the violence, the destroyed futures I've seen.
>This war
lmao
Ethan Miller
>beware the might of the swiss
nice pantaloons there spear chucker
Brandon Peterson
Our army is the best in the world and no one can deny this.
Daniel Hughes
ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
Daniel Evans
straya cunt
Christian Morris
But desu it's funny how there are so many compilations of the swiss army doing stupid shit. I even heard rumours that this is a tactical move to make potential enemies think that we have a weak military. But they are really that stupid.
>image showing the tilting of a military truck after trying to drift
Alexander Diaz
Underrated
Jaxson Davis
He cucked you Chinese the most.He spanked you like a bitch
Luis Bennett
>Monte-negro
>country in the balkans
Kevin Brown
Oh look the chink escaped his commie shithole and is LARPing as a pseudo-anglo.
Jackson James
1500 years ago, the average male height in Europe was around 5'4" or ~165cm.
Anthony Sullivan
I'm surprised you guys still exist. I thought you would've already been absorbed into China by now
Jace Gutierrez
Genghis Khan did nothing wrong.
James Long
>MONTE
>NEGRO
MOUNTAIN NIGGER