W-Welcome to the poet's corner with D-Daruku3D! Do you want to hit on a girl but you don't know what to tell her? Do you platonically love a fictional woman? Do you like poetry? Don't suffer in poetic silence and come have f-fun!
W-Welcome to the poet's corner with D-Daruku3D! Do you want to hit on a girl but you don't know what to tell her...
Luis Martinez
John Nelson
bad thread
gay thread
pathetic thread
unbased thread
cringy thread
bluepilled thread
virgin thread
kys
Luke Morgan
How goes it Koreanon. I would like advice on how to approach the 2Ds
Wyatt Baker
T-Today we will write down a sonnet. There are two main types of sonnets b-but today we will focus only on the Petrarchan sonnet. Follow my steps and we will write a poem that will swoop any girl (or guy) off her/his feet!
Ian Campbell
why
Michael Harris
wtf korbo what is this skin color are you a hapa lmao
that would explain the constant sperg outs desu
Sebastian Rogers
T-This is an example of the Petrarchan sonnet in action. D-Did you notice something? T-That's right! The last three verses don't follow the standard rhyme scheme because they are reversed. Now give it a shot by yourself!
Jeremiah Jones
Are you a robot Koreanon? Not replying to your posters is bad.
Jason Martin
I don't know if I should like or hate this thread.
Owen Torres
Y-Yes I'm sorry I was posting the pictures...
Quoting Romeo and Juliet sometimes turns the trick but it d-depends on the girl.
David Evans
honour and loyalty are but flowers in the winds of fear and temptation
Dominic Ward
N-Nice. Hamlet is my favorite Shakespeare p-play!
Grayson Hughes
A plague upon both your houses.
Christian Brooks
A-And now excuse me b-but I need to take my daily shower s-so I'll be right back!
Isaiah Russell
Gooks are not people! Heed my word,
A gook is much more akin to a turd;
Smelly, dirty, deserving of chide,
And far too likely to commit suicide.
For this can we blame them? Is it fair?
That a rice poop gook be self aware?
Or perhaps in pity, in one swift shot,
The white man should exterminate the lot?
Eli Thompson
not a sonnet but 10/10
Nathan Nelson
you on the right (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
Jonathan Clark
>Wordsworth edition
Cheap jew
Logan Bailey
I'm not a gook dear
Isaac James
It's ok Koreanon. You're not a gook. I like your poetry posting.
Adrian Cox
T-Thanks I'm glad to be helpful! Would you like me to talk about a novel or more poetry tomorrow?
Good job, keep going, user!
See you later f-for now!
Lucas Morales
Ok Koreanon. I sure will.
Brayden Russell
that's not an answer user
Alexander Powell
>daily shower
What are you a sissy?
Dylan Ward
I just keep myself c-clean...
Jeremiah Green
What ever you say. Just keep that body clean and smooth for me sissy boi
Gabriel Allen
Dominic Stewart
Chase Hernandez
Good ironic thread is good
Nolan Clark
What do you mean Koreanon? I said i would do some reading for tomorrows discussions
Andrew Kelly
Alright then.
I-I'm not into guys.
Not an ironic thread.
I apologize if I'm not replying at once, I'm writing down something rn.
Henry Lopez
>Does the stupid online stuttering
>"I-I'm not g-gay!!!!"
Benjamin White
Whoa mama what is goin' on
Jace Brown
w-what does that imply? are shy people gay?
Jaxson King
He finally went completely insane
Blake Price
w-well we're on Jow Forums aren't we?
Xavier Morgan
SHYNESS DOESN'T SHOW ITSELF ON A TEXT CONVERSATION!
Grayson Lee
>Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
Nathaniel Nguyen
At least it's a better thread then you-know-who.
How are you doing, Daruka?
Blake Cruz
It does when you're afraid of people judging you.
>Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
We're all monsters hehe.
Caleb Cruz
This is an interesting thread you got here.
Is there a preferred name you want me to call you are do you want to be known as "Koreanon"
Xavier Johnson
I need to add that this is pretty homosexual
Good for you Korean user
Daniel Harris
Y-Yeah. At length these threads will cause you-know-who to fall in popularity and die.
I-I'm fine, just writing down a scene rn.
I'm not Korean and I'm posting with this flag since my main one got isp banned.
Tyler Campbell
Give me one good reason why I shoud watch Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin
Henry Powell
None. It looks like garbage, but do even animeposters watch the shows they post reaction images of?
Asher Brown
You should be afraid of being judged, because I'll judge you just because of this fucking stuttering you do all the time.
This is triggering me extremely, I just fucking can't read your text without me imagining you as some fat crossdressing faggot.
Ethan Robinson
his name is korbo the hapa trap
Adrian Ortiz
Nope
Alexander Campbell
But as you can see I'm far from being fat- a stick.
And since when does using fictional characters in a discussion involve cross dressing?
Julian Hall
>But as you can see I'm far from being fat- a stick.
It's still fucking gay.
>And since when does using fictional characters in a discussion involve cross dressing?
Did I say that?
John Bell
Let's hope it happens soon, you're honestly a better alternative then "her".
A scene?
About what?
Hunter Lee
I'm trying to fill in my work with words so I've thought about writing a dream sequence and the last idea that sprang to mind was a fight scene. It's all happening in a dream, thus I don't have to mind the genre of the work since it's not supposed to be action-packed.
Hunter Rivera
Here's haiku dedicated to my hate of haikus in spanish
Odio los haikus
Por eso no los hago
que ironico
Justin Baker
And I just translated it into english
I hate haikus
that's why I don't write them now
very ironic
Robert Wood
Hello Rolando Alarcon.
Ryan Mitchell
>calling me a filthy communist
I should slap you now
for you have insulted me
but now I can not
Benjamin Johnson
I how dare you talk about Rolando like that. You Pinoshit supporting dog
Dylan Garcia
>I have to be from either side of a totalitarian shitfest
dying american
it makes me smile more
die filthy commie
Jonathan Mitchell
Who said I was authoritarian?
Robert Cooper
Shit
Brayden Johnson
It is okay friend
we all commit mistakes
I understand you
On other note
fuck you and all of
the filthy communist rats
all of you should die
Hunter Cox
I am not sure now
Can these be called Haikus here?
The question remains
Nolan Gray
Nice doobs. Also you will lose this battle the bourgeoisie and it's chauvinist lackeys. Also thank you, we all make mistakes indeed
Josiah Long
Korbo what the hell are you doing lmao
Josiah Cook
Is this based?
Sebastian Collins
Korbo is a hapa dicklet. All becomes clear.
Parker Rogers
lol!
Samuel King
Woo! Way t-to go Korbo, this is s-some genuine OC!
S-see! I knew you could d-do it!
Keep up the awesome w-work dude!
Charles Walker
Based
Andrew Harris
R-right? This is a MUCH more productive way to work out his aggression!
Samuel Fisher
I have not written a sonnet
never owned a botnet
never worn a cursed hairnet
never have i a corpse met
Awash in the rain i seek my klondike bar
steps leading me up a hill afar
at a corner store i find my beloved icecream bar
and pay before leaving the door adjar
Icy winds and whipping rain
my steps continue and do not falter
from the cars which speed in their lane
for i bring a gift for mai waifu, saber alter
At last i find this fake-kobe
writing threads for a thread
and take to reminiscing
things lost for years in my head
Isaiah Brown
you make me aggressive.
>my steps continue and do not falter
from the cars which speed in their lane
for i bring a gift for mai waifu, saber alter
At last i find this fake-kobe
writing threads for a thread
and take to reminiscing
things lost for years in my head
>CDECDE
Good try but the rhyme scheme is wrong.
The only OC on Jow Forums.
Joshua Sanchez
P-pretty sure I can't make you do or be anything dear
Jaxon Mitchell
arigato~
it's been some years since i've written poetry...
Cameron Russell
Then you can start to make me happy by leaving
Nathaniel Hernandez
D-don't worry dear, I won't b-be in your thread for long
Levi Campbell
Pepsi why so unbased
James Butler
good thread.
Henry Wright
So much salt lmao
Zachary Murphy
this. passive aggressive stuttering fetish acquired
Elijah Young
Do you have a LIGHT btw
not pepsi next time i'll use another country proxy
Hunter Clark
reported
Isaiah Johnson
Cool, there are like 50 SK proxies
Adrian Sullivan
Ok but i can hack them all in a single day
Gavin Garcia
What if I be apu3d next time?
Jackson Young
This
Jeremiah Davis
rude
Adam Williams
Trolled libtard
Ethan Cooper
I'm gonna tie you up and have me and my friends rub our fat cocks all over your tied up chink body until you learn to worship cock and become the sissy fag whore you really are
Colton Richardson
I'm not a chink my skin doesn't look like a chink at all
Sebastian Richardson
yaaaasssssssssss
Jordan Hughes
notice he didn't object to the activity in question, merely the race assumed of him~
desu tho this gives me gaeboi thots 2~~
Matthew Butler
Who is this cute brown anime girl you keep posting and how do I marry her?
Jace Mitchell
Don’t believe in propaganda!
What was that on the agenda?
Kremlin-bots are hacking through?
Hidden Reptoids – ruling crew?
Raping is a true slav game?
Half of people are insane?
Other half is drinking beer?
All remained is latent queer?
Sucide is well-known sport?
Nothing’s better than abort?
Nowhere is the country's course?
People nothing but resource?
Well, it’s true to some extent,
We’ve began the long descent…etc.
Parker Hall
I'm as straight as this board can be.
Daruku from Nanana's buried treasure.
No one go the rhyme scheme right :/
Mason Myers
-Hi I am user with mental illness
-I like to draw to distract
-Parents convinced of my brilliance
-Oblivious to the fact
-I live in an apartment, daddy’s money
-Spent all day trading stocks, shits my mojo
-Every morning I make two eggs, runny
-Jeg' en sensei i min dojo
-Walking through the market now, found this thread
-Don’t like poetry, but I do like /lit/
-Past the fruits, in the aisle of bread
-Been 2 hours since I last touched a tit
>What I came here to say, which you should’ve already knew
>Your thread is gay and so are (you)
James Gomez
same~
im perfectly straight irl, only gae in theory~
Liam Fisher
Okay that will be all for tonight. See you in tea anons!
Christian Evans
fpbp
Alexander Martin
Why is this happening to us.