Tfw no hote user's lap to sit on while i play video games

its the best when the balls touch

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So you are just some kind of thot?
disgusting :^)

>tfw no midget australian user to sit on your lap while you play video games
why even alive

only 1 relationship not lasting was my fault, and that was because i dumped him
he was toxic

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seen cannot be unseen

>toxic
oh so you're 18, i getcha

maybe when you grow up a little you'll be less crazy. maybe, but probably not

an attempt was made

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let me sit on your leaflap

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>your fault for being a neurotic insane mess
what? why do you say that?

n-no.. it's not my fault guys i like ask me out and then end up being giant cunts

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T H O T
Stop being so slutty and maybe you could get some decent boi :^)

i'm not a thot you meanie spaniard

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theres something wrong with you typically when you cant hold down a relationship

my last bf cheated on me
the guy before that was emotionally manipulative and would always try to gaslight me (the guy i dumped)
the guy before that also cheated on me

you're a failed troll

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You have been cheated a lot.
Poor thot :^)

am not a thot dumb spaniard

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ok... then you are just a dumb
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heh

stop calling me a thot! be nice!

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im not here to be nice heh
ᵈᵘᵐᵇ ᵗʰᵒᵗ

i want to stomp on your face faggot, faggots are disgusting.

pic related

i want to put some thigh highs on and trample your dick

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dumb fsgot

You on the left, right? heh
empugh teasing :^)

>i want to put some thigh highs on and trample your dick

Weird fetish, the sitting on a lap while playing games it sounded better

all of my fetishes are really weird and specific like that
i bet you have some weird fetishes, mean spaniard

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I'd let you sit in my lap while you played vidja user. Unless you've got balls.

>i want to put some thigh highs on and trample your dick

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So the murican was right, you ae pretty crazy :^)
Weird dumb ᵗʰᵒᵗ

And no, i dont have weird fetish and you shouldt care.
weirdo.

hang yourself

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get fucked dickhead

>tfw no reply from the lonely autistic anime posting weeaboo posting on the containment board of a containment board. Gonna kill myself tonight. Thanks

i have balls

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S Y D N E Y

Ya know now that I think about it I'd probably still let you play vidja while you sat on my lap. I don't really care honestly

This thread really cranks up the diarrhea dial!

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As long as you're not fat, and it wasn't uncomfortable at least

But no decency
thot

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you can sit on my virtual anime avatar's lap

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nope

i'm a smol twink
and are you sure user? i sometimes rock back and forth cause le tisms, so i'd be grinding on you and that's kinda gey

DUMB BULLY SPANIARD

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Delet that pic

thanks user

no u

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Yeah I've made up my mind. If there's a guy that wanted to hang and play vidja while sitting on my lap. I don't think I'd mind. Just as long as you had a girlish frame, and you weren't uncomfortable. Can't even lie just thinking about it was pretty alright. My gf been putting on the weight..

no problem m'lady
this is death grips user btw got a month ban but I'll be back soon

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pretty girly
i'm very light and i don't have a boney butt so i don't think it'd be uncomfortable

oh hi
i haven't seen you around much lately and was wondering where you went

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yeah sometimes it lets me post on my mobile network like I'm doing now but usually not so I just stopped checking and am taking a break until the ban's over

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This is weird. I've literally never once had a gay thought before in my life, but you've opened me up just by considering that you were a female at first, and then realizing that it's all the same thing in the grade scheme. What a strange feeling. Thanks user. Come over some time, and we'll drink some wine.

Godspeed gay burger

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what did you get banned for

oh no
what were you banned for? if you don't mind me asking
i was false banned a little while ago and it really irritated me

you have officially been infected with the ghey
i will definitely come over one day and drink some wine with you user, so be ready

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posted in a /mu/ thread about music tastes for each year of our life and mine ended at underage, thought I could get away with it but some nerds replied and pointed it out lel
you could've tried to appeal or if it was too short you appeal to could message a mod on the irc about it

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i did appeal, but it got denied
the ban wasn't very long so i just waited it out
and also that sucks

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But I still really like boobies. Am I actually ghey for considering having a dude siting on my lap, playing vidja, grinding occasionally kinda hot? I've always found dicks aesthetically pleasing, but only in porn.. Sure do love females though. Really thinking about it I don't think I'd act on any of this in real life unless I was really drunk like I am now. Guys.. Am I ghey.. I love boobies too though

idk, it might just be because you're drunk
if you're sober and you still think me sitting on your lap and grinding on you is hot, then you might be curious

i can fug you if you want. if you like it you'll have your answer

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yeah it's ok I probably needed a break anyway
ps here's a music recommendation: you should listen to Animal Collective they're pretty good, try the album Merriweather Post Pavilion
another good album from them is Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished but it has a lot of earrape.
sounds pretty gay to me
if you also like boobies you're bi

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>Am I actually ghey for considering having a dude siting on my lap, playing vidja, grinding occasionally kinda hot?
Yes. You're very gay for considering that.
Please report to PD at his earliest convenience to receive thorough treatment for your gay.
In the meanwhile, try very hard to stop being gay.

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See that's where I draw the line though. Nothing in the butt, but I can't say I'd be opposed to throwin' some meat up in a twink boy that looks decently enough like my ideal form of a female. So I don't think I'm actually gay. I think I just like the female form, and if you've got it, I've got it for ya. Hehehe

>nothing in the butt
a lot of gays don't like butt stuff or you might just not like being bottom but you can be whatever you want to be, lad

i will give them a listen to when i go and sit in the sun later, thnx
give Bad Wolves a listen to. a song i recommend is 'Zombie'

i guess you're bi then, you just have a very specific type of guy that you like
idk if i'm ideal, but i have a pretty girly body and a cute face
not really androgynous but i'm close

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also this, you can not like taking it up the booty and still be gay/bi

ok cool, it's good music for listening to while sitting in the sun.
I'll listen to that too, going to go to sleep now. good night fren.

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sleep well fren

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Well thanks for the pleasurable thoughts user. It was fun. I've gotta work in the morning, and it'll be rough with the coming hangover. Srsly though I think we could be "good friends". I'd like to get to know ya better, but the fickle nature of this website says otherwise. Off to bed. Sleep tight

>I'd like to get to know ya better, but the fickle nature of this website says otherwise
well, if you ever want to talk anyway feel free to add me on steam
steamcommunity.com/id/subremeleader

sleep well user

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>certified loser
>worthless idiot
based names if used ironically

thanks

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>tfw

I want to be a cute trap but I'm just an ugly tall dude :(

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Then become a cute tall dude and marry a trap desu.

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I wish I didnt live in a country full of swarthy apes sometimes
Only cute spaniard I have ever seen on Jow Forums was a catalan independence supporter trap sizequeen on Jow Forums

Should have asked for a discord ;_;

True, spaniards are very stocky and hairy, not good trap material. Try to snatch some cute German/brit/french/dane/dutch tourist!
Hm, no trap in their right mind would date a lazy neet.

same but the other way around

I want to cuddle with a boy and play vidya together

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Maybe a neet trap would.
Same. I'd also wanna watch anime together some time and fall asleep on each other, that'd be nice.

>I'd also wanna watch anime together some time and fall asleep on each other
i want this

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