what are Jow Forumss thoughts on prostate massagers?
i am considering getting the "Getter Dual Prostata Massager"
will of course use water based lube and maybe condoms too to help with cleaning
pro
>its healthy
>it is supposed to feel really good and give amazing orgasms
cons
>a thing in your bum
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It's fucking gay
Oh cool another black object Jow Forums users want me to shove up my ass, why the fuck not
Is this a Rorschach test?
I see a dolphin head from the side.
very based
see, i can post lings too!
sperlingprostatecenter.com
you're fucking gay
What are Jow Forums opinions on fleshlights?
I was thinking about getting one from Fleshlight. Oneof those Pilot ones.
>Amazing orgasms
I tried it one nothing happened you fucking liar
>6214484
OHNONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
faggot
It ain't gay if you just use yout finger
>6214484
>tried it once
Fuck off, you gay ass punk ass lad
YIKES
>he fingers his bum
I actually thought this was someone namefagging as you but it isnt lmao
>He put his own dick up his ass
>He calls other people gay
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAHAHAHAJAUAHAKAHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAAH
Newfag detected
I didn't even like it
>6214530
OHNONONONONO
YOUR (you) WHERE IS IT?
OHNONONONONO
>Dick
Said finger
I said dick because a finger is the closest thing to a dick you could find lole
Its a pseudo dick in that situation since you put it up your ass
Lmao fag
-lol no (you) for u
GTFO newfag
But i didn't like it
LOL FAGGOT
its not gay tho, as, there is no attraction to men or men involved besides yourself
why would you limit the pleasure your body can feel just cause you ""think"" its ""gay""
why?
Some people actually have something called self-respect
Spaceaids femboy on the left
Absolute state of Denmark
Anzu bro how do we stop this? The gay is infecting your country and now space cowboy here
S P A C E G A Y B O Y
""respecting yourself"" means not enjoying the pleasures of your body and reducing risk of cancer
why limit yourself like this?
U GAY LMAO
You're a faggot if you use these.
You faggots realy gasps at straws
why? literally nothing to do with being gay? no attraction to men involved? are you retarded?
*gets a straw*
*gasps at it*
But i didn't like it
I can take a prostate exam when I need to and find out wow I don't have it because I already masturbated once per day during my teen years. And yes respecting yourself means not enjoying some pleasures your body has in store. I don't eat all the stereotypical american greasy food because I respect myself. I also don't give myself prostate exams because I wouldn't be able to look at myself the same. I'm sorry but if you think this is normal and is okay you are just very disconnected from reality. You aren't putting up good arguments for giving myself prostate exams my gay friend
It takes practice. I didn't accomplish orgasm until after quite a few tries.
Yeah i'm not doing that
you sound like you have some religeous shit holding you back lol. dont a be a sheep
He probably didnt even clean his ass beforehand
Imagine a redneck fingering his dirty ass and then posting about it in the internet
OHNONONONONONONO
ewwwwwwwwwww
why are americans so disgusting?
You're missing out on a world of pleasure m8. All it takes is to find the prostate, massage it gently with a round object, like a dildo or the OP pic.
>He probably didnt even clean his ass beforehand
>Imagine a redneck fingering his dirty ass and then posting about it in the internet
All it takes for him to shave everywhere on a daily basis, evacuate before entry, and learning the joys of ghei secks is time on here.
he's already cracking
>being religious is now holding me back
I'm not going to go into why your assumption is invalid but you still aren't giving me good reasons to give myself prostate massages
i rather be happy desu
I took a shit and a shower before i did it
I'm not putting foreign objects in my rectum
Yes and I am happy enough not putting stuff up my ass. I just want to find reasons for how putting a dildo up my ass is better and makes me feel better than not
You already did it with your finger lmao
>pleasure
>cancer prevention
honestly my guy, do you straight up think something in your ass makes you gay? are you like 11?
gay = attraction to men
probably because there's only positives to stimulating your prostate. i mean you can't compare stimulating your prostate to eating shit food.
>he actually did take to heart the recommendations on how to stick stuff up his ass
Next you'll learn how to prep for your big cocked bull master, puny femboy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAJHA
thats not how any of this works
But i didn't even like it
I'm not a femboy i just didn't what to get shit on my finger
That's only because fingers are what you use when you have absolutely nothing else to use for prostate stimulation. The OP pic would be ideal for prostate massage. Try again, and keep at it until you achieve the best orgasm a man can experience!
Just be sure to use lube beforehand.
ewww why are you so gay?
I'm not claiming putting a dildo in my ass is purely gay but I can say it is more gay than masturbation. Speaking of which, why is just masturbation not good enough? Why should I go the extra mile and put a dildo in my ass? Masturbation does both those things you mentioned already
What if I believe stimulating my prostate will turn me gay? If I'm enjoying it enough as it is why should I settle with just stimulating it when I can work with the real deal? These arguments aren't convincing me at all
I'm not going to do that i'm just gonna get a job then by a fleshlight
Faggot
U gon do it m8. U gon go all the way, and not tell us.
No i'd most likely kms before i go that deep into the rabbit hole of degeneracy
Hah, I told myself the same thing when I was 13. Look where I am now ;^)
Not everybody is the same
>but I can say it is more gay than masturbation
atlest im not the one touching a penis thats totally gay ... right?
how is a to specifically designed please you and you alone gay?
>but I can say it is more gay than masturbation
it is stil masturbation tho
>has mommy(daddy) fetish
>weak and short
>not good with girls
>experiments with assplay
The most closeted gay sub I have ever seen
But the patterns are the same. Here's what'll happen.
>Curiosity will get the better of you
>You'll try again, and again, and again until you succeed.
>You will then enter a downward spiral into the gae as you become addicted to the greatest pleasure a man can know
>You'll disappear for a while
>about a month later, you will come back as a gayposter that "just joined"
>Then you will finally become one of us
>mfw never fingered my asshole but had an enema
>tall and strong
>wants a caring gf (hellhound/Junko)
Why am I best boy
>Has mommy fetish
Ftfy
> weak and short
I'm not short
>not good with girls
Because i don't get out much
>Experiments with assplay
One time and i did not like it
>didn't like it
Because you didn't clean up right
Come on Cowboy~
Just give in, and enter a whole new world for yourself~
you're gay now lad
Since you can't decipher the difference between stroking your dick and putting a dildo in your ass I'll make it easy for you.
On one hand stroking your cock can be done because you are aroused by a video that involves straight sex or whatever degenerate stuff you are into. If you are stroking it to straight porn it's straight, but if you are stroking it to gay porn it is undeniably gay. The difference between the two is that putting a dildo in your anus is gay straight forward and without deviations. You are enjoying putting something in your ass, and is more gay that stroking your penis to straight porn. Make arguments as to why I should put a dildo in my anus and not why it's the exact same thing as stroking my penis
My wife doesn't have a weiner like that!
>I only stuck my fingers up my ass once
Once is more than enough faggot
> Hellhound
Very based
That's not going to happen m8 i have i'm gonna get my life together
>Fingering your asshole
>doing gay shit to your asshole in general
there's nothing gay about putting a dildo in your butt
>gonna get my life together
Why are you sat in the shower fingering your asshole if you're
>>>gonna get your life together
Fucking start already take your thumb out of your arse and get your shit together you fucking faggot
>Futa hellhound
Delete
*Your not gay lad
Ftfy
Deep down, a part of you wants it. To have her pin you down, pull your pants off, and FILL you up with her hot dog.
nah lad you're a fucking homo
That's the bad kind of rape
He'd need to get his fingers out of his ass for that to happen
You wish snow gook
Why did you put your fingers up your anus space cowboy?
What was the motivation?
Yes it is, u naughty gai boi
kek
I'm not convinced
But it's silicone, it can't be gay.
I never done it but I know for a fact masturbating your boipussy with a dildo isn't wrong
lad you're a homo accept it
having a guy fug you is gay because it's sex between two members of the same sex, but a dildo doesnt have a gender, so therefore it's not gay
No this is the good kind of rape
If you are deriving pleasure from sticking something up your ass I will admit it is not as gay as actual gay sex but there is still gay undertones involved
You wish Genghis
U wish gayboy
rectal prolapse faggot