Being straight is gay

Being straight is gay

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shut up

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What if I like futa?

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stop being straight(ghei)

Only nongay option desu

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So, what its not ghei?

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non homo friendships.

Very true and great wisdom.

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Hmmm, and why is straight ghei?
if stragith is ghei, what its ghei?
hhhhhhmmm.

straight is gay since you wanna sex gay girls.
Ghei is the liking of gay things.

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>sex gay girls.
So girls are ghei too?

The goverment knows about all this info?

yeah.
They like the mens thus gay.
The government has known this the entire time, the only reason they didn't reveal this info is so that reproduction would not stop.

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ok, im pancking right now.
How im supposed to avoid the ghei? i will move to the forest asap to avoid this conspiracy

Learn to do gey things in a non homo way.
"no homo" is a magical word that instantly makes any and all gay action become completely hetero.
Practice this art with a cute friend and I'm sure you'll get it in no time.

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No u

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true

Wait a second, that would mean that if i do "gay" things with a women and i say "no homo" its totally straight?
Hhhhmmmm.

Thank you for posting a representation of a female character.
We need more tits and vaginas, and less dicks in this infected board.

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i heard you came out or something.
so no u.

Yes, this is how it works.
Get a gf and make shure she knows you want to have non homo sex with her.

No problem ssp

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No, being straight is straight. Being homosexual is gay. And being OP is a faggot.

Hey! OP is not a faggot, you dumb ruski.
Thanks for the info fren, now i can sleep peacefully, goodnight fren

based ssp

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Dick =gay any thing with a dick of has too do with a dick it gay

I'm not gay goddamn it

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smart russian male(male)

>OP is not a faggot
hownu.ru

Unbased and blackpilled

Nite

I heard otherwise but hey, i wasn't there so i dunno

Because i always say no homo
Something you never hear russoans say.

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boober

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yeah, thats because i don't find it particulary entertaining to roleplay as a straight man while being a faggot
sick spanih and pedo
imagine being all three

smart spanish poster

based spanish pedo

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ritsu stop being gay

put your namefield on so i can filter you

not him you dumb fat fag

last post or it will be considered a porn dump.

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Gimme some more anime tiddies, Ritsu, you big gay fag

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stop drawing dumb pedo

>fat
prove it

Dumb pedo moor

I know your weight/height and I know you're fatter than me.

>I know you're muscular than me.
fixed

>dyel twink
>muscular
lole

Post it so I can laugh at amei

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I think I might be a gay after all.
>playing xbone
>get invited to a clan of Americans
>game is pvp
>state of decay 2 is released
>clan stops playing for weeks
>get destroyed alone in pvp
>leave game for 2 months
>suddenly out of nowhere guy A invites me to his group
>ignore him
>he msgs me and keeps asking to join his new clan
>I join
>guy is just an angel
>southern USA accent
>could listen to him talk all day, and he does
>we’re left alone often and he keeps making lewd sexual innuendos at me
>he’s so charming
>every time we play I feel more sexually attracted to him
>after I log off and play a different game, he still wants to voice chat
>I’m 1000% sure the guys a chad
>total Bro tier
>none of us are gays
>feel like I’d be happy with him for ever.
>feel it in my heart

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I honestly don't remember desu, I just rembmber that I was at lower bmi at 173/62 And now I weight even less. he is a fatso.

>playing pvp games on american servers
i call bullshit

OH NO NO NO
PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMEI

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You can choose. They were on EU server when we first met. All our stuff got fucked up when they all left to play state of decay 2. I fucking hate shooting games so was left alone vs clan of 10..... When the guy came back to the game, he told me to click him and “join game” and it put me on his USA server with him where we live now.

Well go visit your gay dream then. Maybe he is the one.

In my sleep I will. It’s a peculiar feeling, I never felt this way before about a guy and it’s not lust, it’s hard to describe. Bromance maybe?
It is completely different to being attracted to boobies or minge, it feels much deeper and more meaningful than boobies.

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