Ay Jow Forums come play on the new, hip...

>minecraft
gonna bring in my bois and wreak some havoc
finna dab on these 13 year olds

The server host said if we get the thread to 100 replies we all get free mending books, so im just here to bump

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oh boy

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b1.7.3
*crack*
*sip*
Now THAT was Minecraft!

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Gonna bomb the shit out of your houses. When I'm done with that server it's gonna make 9/11 look like a fucking joke.

I JUST TURNED OFF MY COMPUTER FUUUUUUUCK

jokes on you retard my house's gonna be underground so if you bomb it you're gonna be adding more space to it

got your ip kid
consider yourself hacked

Too bad you banned me based on hearsay.

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kot id get

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Server OG coming through :))

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

1,13?

yep

yes cunt

i miss that guy...

skellies awaiting their death

F

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before the Anonpocalypse

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I have been wondering lately why the fuck do they make condoms so baggy seriously what gives

Another nigger bites the dust :^)

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what the fuck is that

>evidently server doesn't have rules
>part of a city
>gave cords to people
>got them to grief it for 3 dollars
>they got banned
>norules
cords I gave are -420, 80, -3200

Grief :'(

>paying someone to grief

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t. literal fucking retard

i only play real games like fortnite lol

>centi shilling xir discord as "official"
this is what happens when you refuse to reign in the women, mango

haha lol

What minecraft version?

This takes me back to the days...

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australia>america

Wait what is this

A video game

based

it is cute, I will build a qt cottage somewhere and a farm

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCU KF IHDIAU SGIUYASKDJYAFG (I WAS ALMOST THERE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FCU FALISHD LAOSIHDi akissaidb ais i was almost there

oh no no no

server is griefed to shit

you're just looking in all the wrong places buddy :)

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People still play this?

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yeah, why aren't you?

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I don't know

get on it shitter :)

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Whoever killed my villagers i am going to tnt ur entire fucking place

it's just the first cities, new ones are thousands of blocks away

I don't own the game

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would yo

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FUCK
would you like to?

eh

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dont mind me! on my way to 100 replies

BRING BACK MY VILLAGERS MANGO!

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that's a big hole

sent ;)

pls stop moving spawn every 2 hours oh god pls

get a bed

Mending, here I come! :))

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go off yourself with your shitty
>no rules but pls dont grief any friends of the admin or we ban u
server. dont join, everything is completly arbitrary, admins friends are untouchable, meaning that they can do whatever they like, but you cant do the same to them.
>admins friend builds a base
protected, dont grief or ban
>you build a base
lets fuck this guy up, i can spectate him since i have OP
they are totalitarian niggerfaggots on a powertrip

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GIVE ME MENDING

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lmfao shut the fuck up you're the only person who's ever had a problem with it

>admin friends
but everybody is admin friend if they're not a nigger

>only 16 people on, while there are 50 slots
>y-yeah our s-server totally works r-right?!
also
>having a problem with powertripping embodyments of /sp/ mods

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all bases are protected you stupid nigger, you were giving off red flags left right and center. You joined to grief, plain and simple. the only rule is "dont be a cunt" which griefing would fall under. if you're gonna grief, dont get caught. end of story.

now get back to servicing Achmeds cock, Hans.

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sad that there are so many broken/griefed houses all over the place

it's an american server you dumb nazi it's like 4am there

Gotta move out from spawn and the local area. Head a couple thousand blocks out and most things are untouched, that's also where you'll find living settlements. You can also ask people for coordinates of live settlements. If you're nice and less of a newfags they might let you in.

>bases get griefed left right and center at spawn
>y-yeah they are p-protected sure!
sorry that i cant understand your non existing rule system which you made up when i joined, now do the world a favor and get aids while fucking your other hugboxing retards
just some advice for you, if you really want to make a decent server, state whats allowed and whats not and actually try to force some competition. if i want to build a fucking base ill do it in singleplayer

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>Bases get griefed left right and center at spawn
>made this rule up when you joined
How dumb are you? why do you think the rule exists? because ebin Jow Forums trolls like you join jsut to break shit.

Alright, I gave you your 5 minutes to respond. you failed to do so, and so you forfeit this argument. that makes 61 total arguments on the internet I have won. Have a good day.

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we told you the rule hans, NOT BEING A NIGGER, but i guess it's hard for a nigger to respect the rule

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why cant u use a fucking plugin then to protect the bases? oh yeah right, because protection is dependant on who can suck dicks better. "ebin Jow Forums trolls" wont get protection, simply cause they dont suck dick. bet u post shit like
>baste mods xdddd
too

how comfy is this server normally?

If you aren't a bitch, It's comfy

Because we all agreed we don't want a plugin to protect bases, the rule is simple Ahmed, don't be a dick. I'm sorry if your intellectual intelligence is to low to understand that.

Mad cuz u got banned huh noob?