Stop. I suspect you have dubs on your person I need to perform a frisk search
Stop. I suspect you have dubs on your person I need to perform a frisk search
Cooper Morris
Leo Hughes
No officer i'm clean see
William Gonzalez
Checks out, have a good day sir.
Kevin Williams
>33
Jace Hill
Looks like you were the criminal all along. I knew the system is corrupt and cannot be trusted.
Lucas Clark
Officer... is that...?
Austin Kelly
>NZ federal police
You have no authority here.
Dominic Watson
I've never seen these dubs before in my life please don't report me to my supervisor
Daniel Bell
I'm sorry sir, but you're not suitable to perform this job anymore, please give me your gun and badge
Isaiah Martinez
*pulls out gun*
Looks like we're at an impasse
If I had dubs I wouldn't give them to you
Lucas Turner
I'll have you know I'm trained in dubs detection.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Sure sure, well get back to work then, and get some help for that dubs habit of yours
Brody Butler
Take em just don't hurt me.
Lincoln Long
*pulls gun*
Colton Kelly
*Pulls out gun* you'll never take me alive
*Shots fired*
Wyatt Roberts
GOOD GOD MAN
Owen Russell
That dubs habit of yours is really spiralling out of control.
Grayson Rodriguez
I can't help it. I'm gonna get clean soon just one more hit.
Anthony Lee
Thanks for the dubs copper I be off to knick some
things
Parker Roberts
Trip arrests cop
Michael Davis
Christian Morales
*dogde and pull out minigun*
STOP RESISTING
Owen Peterson
but this boy walkin away with trips
Kayden Powell
It's fine just take a step back or I'm gonna have to plant these on you.
Dominic Anderson
Im not trained in trips detection but trips are an illegal substance I'm taking you in.
Josiah Foster
they are legally allowed to shoot em, they have trips which is highly illigal
Parker Lee
y-you can frisk me, officer
you'll have to be pretty thorough if you want to find them though
Camden Clark
I have stolen both dubs and trips worship me as god and you may have the blessing of gets
Charles Kelly
y...yes..backing away slowly..
Kayden Jackson
I have a card. They're for medical purposes.
Nicholas Jones
Kinky
Blake Diaz
Shit, you're good to go.
Brayden King
*Gets shot and falls to the ground*
I just wanted a taste of the good life man. Tell my wife and kids I love them.
Ethan Brown
*unzips pants*
Time for the coppers to get my beastly knob
Dylan Phillips
I-I'm sorry, I'm calling the ambulance already
HANG IN THERE
Hudson Lewis
Bad special huggies?
Isaiah Morris
No god damnit leave me along I'm I'm just trying to feed my family
Austin Murphy
owo
Noah Brooks
It's to late just let me go. Here take these dubs for good measure.
Ethan Hughes
No problem officer, I’m clean
Joshua Price
I think I might need gloves ;)
Samuel Bell
*brings out lube*
Time for an Oceanian threesome
Nathan Collins
DON'T DIE ON ME
I SWEAR I'LL LET THE DUBS SLIDE BUT DON'T YOU DIE
I CAN HEAR THE SIRENS ALREADY
Nolan Clark
Are you ready? I'm ready!
Justin Evans
Checks out. Have a nice day
Mason Sanders
hey copper if it keeps me out of prison I will be gay for the day
Tyler Cox
You'll get done for shooting an officer of the law. Run for god sales *grabs face with two hands*
Runnnnnn
Eli Clark
Staphhh it's hurts so bad
Chase Anderson
oh fuck I'm out
you never saw me here
Elijah Adams
I going turn those kiwis a delightfully red sheen with my wiley knob at the centre
Colton Ortiz
Hang in there its not that bad! Just put a witchetty grub on ypur cock it fixes everything.
Ethan Adams
Great, I’ll take my leave then
Julian Kelly
You'll pay for this
Carter Gray
are you the dub god
Cameron Myers
*Dies*
Jonathan Hernandez
Dubs, man your dubs addiction has turnes you in to a shadow of your former self
Wyatt Rogers
don't talk back to big brother Australia
Joshua Jackson
An innocent dubs thread turned into gay posting, what a shame...
Jeremiah White
you might need handcuffs as well
just to make sure that I don't try to resist your "search"
Jeremiah Morris
I guess you could say i am dubs come to me naturally. It's in my dna
Brayden Watson
*puts witchetty grub on cock*
Grayson Gomez
*dick in hand*
Time to turn gay boy it's gonna happen whether you like it or not
Jackson Hill
Pfft it's nothing I can get off em easy
Grayson Powell
YOURE VALUABLE TO THE CAUSE. COME WITH US
Blake Howard
I'm not a sheep or a hobbit
You have no power over me, kiwinigger
Chase Miller
Hey that's actually pretty good
Eli Wilson
>dubs
Julian Ramirez
Brody Sanders
Your wish is my command
Juan Brown
These dubs do though
Tyler Rogers
Yeah makes everything better.
Samuel Moore
THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE WHY THE HELL AREN'T AMERICANS GETTIN DUBS
Ian Jenkins
I just needed one more try
Logan Evans
Roll
Aiden Mitchell
Reroll
Jason Price
Tyler Gomez
Jaxon Foster
Dubs favour those with the right dna
Brayden James
I'm addicted to dubs I can't stop rolling them up
Lucas Allen
are u white
Ryder White
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
Ian Roberts
I'm off them finally don't have to delay with the dubs anymore
Robert Lewis
OH FOFUSLCHVKLHGKSDH.GFEFDZ
Ryan Butler
Yes I ain't no water nigger
Angel Morris
Haha thanks for the offer but no
Jose Gutierrez
oh so youre telling the truth then
Nathaniel Stewart
Happy to do that madam I'll happily do that you need to take off your pants first tho
Chase Cooper
alice posting is objectively worst than tohou posting and that is saying something
Connor Garcia
Yea. I want this country to be he ethonostate. Get those filthy nigger skins out of here
Jaxon Morgan
I'll say whatever I want fucking nigger
Tyler Young
I'll set you right you daft cunt New Zealand is what Canada is to the U.S. They can never talk back to big brother
Brandon Taylor
Yes I agree alice posting is shit
Elijah Myers
Language!
Juan Brown
I've had enough I'm standing up for myself
Cameron Ramirez
Sit down now!
Easton Rodriguez
Sorry :(
Nathan Foster
Good boy.
Lucas Young
Australia I think it's time to annex New Zealand if Canada had been misbehaving like than we would annex them
Liam Hernandez
Nah, it's fine he's just going through a slight rebellious stage, trying to be different and find his own identity.
Luke Thomas
But ashley posting on the other hand... is pretty based