I'm Writing A Book (And I'm Almost Done)

Post something short in this thread and I'll add it into the book.
Your posts will be scribbled on a wall in the book.

>Anonymous posts will not have a author but will appear as words
>Trips will be added without fancy lettering

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nigger

nigger.

nigger...

nigger?

nigger!

based jew

based jew

eat donuts

watch Doremi

Jared Fogyle is an apex predator, as he preys on children

Shine too brightly and you shall blind all who gaze upon you

You get ONE nigger.

noice

I'll take the first 20 posts

4 out of 20 currently

No wait, I can fit it in.

Do you know how good horse pussy is?

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What in Celestia's glowing arsehole did you just fucking say about Lyra, you filly-little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Monster Hunting Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Queen Chrysalis, and I have captured over 300 of the most deadly monsters on this fucking planet. I am trained in Zebran martial arts and I’m the top monster-hunter in the entire Equestrian nation. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my girl over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of agents across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mule. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in non-unicorn combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of this planet, you breezie shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fart fury all over you and you will suffocate in it. You’re fucking dead, filly.

You are required to put this in

i'm going to microwave your eggs

Satania is best girl

>tfw no giant neet gf

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rubber dingy rapids bro!

10/20

user's wife chino is so cute

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