Do you want to get married Jow Forums?

I want to marry my foot to your ass and have them consummate violently

Idk fren, marrying its kinda "weird", why would you want to be married?

And risk getting cucked by ole chadderino? nah.

Nooooooooooooooooooooope

you can get cucked without being married

i do but i cant see it happening. i honestly will probably die a lonely death

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I am

No

Tell us how it is

It's pointless

So mean.
Gaymark then?

Congrats!
I hope you're happy together!

That's pretty lewd canada.
I don't think my ass wants to marry such a lewd poster.

I guess the tradition is interesting.
The idea of dedicating yourself to one person and showing that by throwing a big party and doing something really official like that shows to some people the dedication you're willing to put into it working.

oki

Don't lose hope user.
Believe in yourself and try to seek out love.
You'll never find it if you don't search first.

coolio!

Reason whai?

k then.

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yeah thats true.

streamable.com/qbajg

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Fuck you

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hmm i can understand that but i dont know man, the times have changed and a lot of things are so different now...
Goodluck if you get married some day.

Only right answer

Yes but only with my waifu, 3D pigs are only for smash and dash.

This

Its ok

Yeah so just keep going and maybe try improving on stuff that you're not confident in, like speaking or whatever.
Good luck buddy

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My name isn't mark

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not me, my foot

ok den

i think im too immature to get married i cant even love something for more then a few months how can i love someone else for the rest of my life?

never

What would your name be then? Nigel?
Nah, that's a neko exclusive name and clearly that's not you.

Do you not object to your foots wish to copulate with my anus?

Alrighty then.
Get a cat maybe, it'll feel about as apathetic towards you.

What if you met a girl who you were absolutely in love with and only wanted to make happy and she really wanted a marriage.

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Ritsu has been summoned. also yes i wanne marry someone i love :3

has he?
I don't remember doing that.
Good for you though.

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I want to find true love

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ehhh. im ritsu.

Dosnt exist :^)

No

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is it all oneitis?

Hope you find it.

I know buddy.
I'm just messing with you.

Yes?

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oh ok. thanks for knowing its me.

No

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"No"
;_;

Could be, there are a lot of people in this world, not even in this world, in your town, that girl could be the "true love" of any other dude and you could be the true love of any other girl, you and she could be happy or even happier with any other person.

Thanks!

just imagine so many of my true loves dying or never be able to meet me. maybe even dating other guys feeling content about it therefore not interested in me. it scares me :(

I usually recognize you.
There's only so many norways on here and we post the most often.
+ you have a distinct writing style os if there's any doubt i know it's you by that.

Yes!

Don't be sad.
You'll find your bride.

Np

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Why? I am poor dick and i live in shithole. Maybe in better country where my children be able live better.

Stupid bydlo.

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NONONO

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oh you have noticed. good i do it intentially most of the time :)

Maybe some anons here could be your true love if you were able to meet them, who knows.

i dont now. maybe i shouldnt think much of it

i don't think you have to have children after marriage.
I hope Russia gets less shite though so you can become a good daddy~

YESYESYES!

*hint hint*
Spain likes ritsu~

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I deny that my foot is anything beyond representation: the will is entirely mine. And I think you're misinterpreting. My initial post is a euphemism for me kicking you in the ass: a metaphorical matrimony between your glutes and my foot.

Not again no. I've found it is very rare for a woman to accept me and my shitty attitude so I don't think I can find it again. I'd rather just fuck around and make some girls feel special for a night.

You are right, is not worth to overthink this kind of things.
Nah, he is kinda cute but nah.

Prove it

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lets try to enjoy being what we are now right. internet friends :)

So you don't deny your own lewdness.
Yet you deny what your words truly meant!
Your meaning was clear, you wanted to make footbabies with my rectal cavity.

Ok, you do you.

Hmmm.
If you say so.

Yes is the answer that is right therefore yes is what it is.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

Friendzoned :(

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of course... dumb fren.
and nobody here was friendzone i never had any intention with ritsu, dumb...

but how umm am i... its the internet. i dont know how to even get relationships in real life. friends is the only thing i can

i didnt mean to hurt anyone if you feel hurt. im so sorry :(

>I hope Russia gets less shite though so you can become a good daddy~
Russia will not be better. Never. There is too awful situtaion with politics, economy and culture. It might be sooner much worse than now.

I am wishing to leave Russia and go to other country. That is only way to have normal live an give future for children.

In the order of increasing desire and decreasing opportunities:
Poland, Czesh, Finland, Australia, New Zeland, USA, Japan.

It's only lewd if you're a masochist.
Which you probably are. I know the despicable proclivities of your type.

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i dont feel any hurt... why the fuck i would?

Oh, i forgot about Korea and Canada. First between USA and Japan, second between Finland and Australia.

because maybe you wanted to be even closer to me or something like that. its painful when people do stuff like friendszoning. maybe you didnt feel like that. but if you do i really am sorry

the hell is this drama?
no ritsu, i was not mean to be "even closer" to you, dont worry.

ok ok thanks. i just dont want stuff like romania and brit stuff again.

Incorrect the answer is a definitive no
nononononononononononononononononono

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No need to try to hide it.
The friendzone hurts man.
Let it out.

Internet relationships can be very real.

Oh ok.
Still, things can always get better, even if unlikely.
I hope you can move then if you deem it necessary.

Intercourse is always lewd.
What if we actually get pregnant?
Are you going to take care of it?

The answer is written on your heart and it says sey.
You gotta read it in a mirror.

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There is nothing to hide! you are a dumb fren...

I am and my first kid will be born in december. I've started distancing myself from friends who don't plan on having a family, you're a waste of oxygen if you don't.

I refuse to listen to this idiocy go fuck yourself slut

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Alright, I've decided who I'm going to marry. It has to be this poster: You don't mind officiating the ceremony right norgay?

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well the internet has changed me a lot. especially Jow Forums. so i think its true. but im still scared to get too close to someone.

waste of oxygen. that was a bit harsh :(

GAY

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Heh heh.

Cool, hope you'll have good times with your son/daughter.
Also, i think it's a mistake to do that to your friends, friends are important and it's silly to do that for something silly like that.

The answer is and always will be yes!

Sure, i don't think he minds.
Just hope he doesn't mind your lewdness.

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Cease this
I will come over and kick your ass

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Evil creature.

No.
Now marry your leaf sweetheart and make cute babies together~

:^)

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Honestly? Likely not, no. I don't have a very high opinion of marriages and I frankly don't see the point in spending thousands on a marriage just to outdo friends with theirs and then be liable in case my wife wants to divorce me to loose half of everything for some contrived reason.

But that's GAY

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thanks my man
I hope we can keep the brief but passionate romance between our respective body parts from him, I think he'd be jealous
It's not gay.

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Hmmm... maybe you was projecting?
Ritsu its your crush? :^)

please stop this. i am no ones crush. anyway im going to sleep soon. good night anons.

Shut the fuck up faggot your opinion doesn't count

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Good reasons.

You still want to say yes!
Don't deny your feelings for him any longer!
Be the best bride you can be!

Yeah, wouldn't want my ass to become a homewrecker.

N-no.
I definitely don't kinda wanna hug him and tell him everything will be alright...

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Fuck you

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it dosnt seems like that... heh.
Goodnight
uuuuh!
Do you want gib the kissu to the ritsu?
:^)

lies and slander
gb2 gay general

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No!

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with your gay affections

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You said you loved me though Why would you play with my heart like this?

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why are you in the land of the danes anyways grumpy neko?

Nah.
The most I'd want to do is cuddles.
It's pretty much just a want to comfort and help him, not a crush.

Nowbgay!
Have a gay time with your love!
Be happily married to the canuck.
Spend your life with the leaf!

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