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test?

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y'all are so lame. Don't even immediately check my dubs. What is this, North America? Or America? Is this Earth? Or has no one had an international phone call yet?

I just stayed up all night playing league with someone I've never met. We won 6 matches in a row. Communication, my lads.

I wrote somewhere in the realm of all of the Anonymous & anonymous Urban Dictionary definitions on the site posted from around 1998-2003 when I stopped to encourage my young friend Taylor Swift to pick up the twelve string guitar. I mean, I still did it a little after, because it was like crack to DEFINE THE ENTIRETY OF THE INTERNET. I DID IT ALONE. FOR YOU ALL.

& you don't even immediately hop on my nuts?
Look, it's a thread. Why because it has an obscure get, you don't like?

My trip is easy to figure out. I'm sure there's an app for that by now.

Thanks.

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@me

Cringe

thanks

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anime

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"oof"
how aloof
what a goof
touch the roof?
nah
raise the roof
how?
with a spoof
of?
me
asif
I was
like a
group
& then
I was voted
mayor
but
wev
my
shit
posts
were poetry
& I loved other girls
I'm just hung up on the one that won't say "come along with me"
because I was the grrrl who Jow Forums worshipped as grill and I was there when Jow Forums was started and…

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bantelope

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it's a palindrome you fools

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remember when I got casual dubs on my first try from my ex's laptop in her living room and then you said "show your twitter" and I made donoldduck and forgot the password?

Yeah.

Y'all just act like I didn't fool y'all into becoming my personal army.

You followed my instructions:
meander.

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I mean. @moot, remember when you @me?
I asked about Jow Forums making money through clothes. I wanted to say like, /fa/ but it was a /b/ thread and you just said "she's a girl, she can sew" and the post between us was "rules 1 & 2"

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image

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yeah i have a twitter account with 150 followers so what

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finly a dub ;)

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"the average man of the States"

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Yowza!!!

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I lost the glasses these were inspired by but I have the .pdf? maybe?
Is that enough proof that I had fun on Jow Forums for the first month before I had to walk away due to schizophrenia?

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look.

This isn't a cash in.

Only a few close friends really know me.

It's unfortunate it's only me, and one American in this thread. I forget how to use the catalogue. Is this how you put it on the front page of Jow Forums?

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It's just, I've been talking to my friends about how I should now be worth an estimated $110 trillion dollars for the free education and services I've done corralling Jow Forums. & I'm tired. So tired. Sleepy. I've been up all night, mid. Mind, you. Alexa, turn off text to speech.

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I didn't mean to say mid.

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rember?

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06 06, that's gotta count for something.

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"oi m8"
lmao
i had kangaroo socks from my gf
they were her exes
she hated living in aus because their family tormented her
fuck aussies
calling her a cunt didn't cure her of the pain it felt to hear it until I took her home and apologized

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I got locked out of fb for sharing this.

@mark zuckerberg
you lost like, $110 trillion dollars recently.
Where's my cut?

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>honestly can't believe I got ripped off
>by the entirely of the american comedian world
>for like a severely despondent era

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oh I have memories…

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but it's just a joke to you.

I have schizophrenia.

So I don't get credit.

For the things I told my voices that leaked.

& the things that I shared online, assuming I was the only one with access to the really good ideas.

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that is to say, I've been secretive my entire life

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grow a tree where that awful, awful misdub occurred

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Jow Forums?

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what's in the cup?


[spoilersdon'tworkatm]Ha ha. Tea.

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it's unfortunate the gays got bored and went home and they took the meams. but the aids died off, of cancer.

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not so fast

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so I didn't write every post.

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but I helped.
I helped Jow Forums.
I really tried.
For all of you.
Before Jow Forums.
To speak for anonymity.
To speak for freedom.
Canada and US are free.
It's hard for Simon to be around all the time.
But for a while, I was his photographer.

I loved every moment of it.

People will study how I was in hospital during the Trump voting week without my consent.

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Now, in the olden days, people weren't simply purveyors of the internet. We interacted.

My first time using the internet in summer of 1998, I taught a man how to use e-mail. Then I set up a couple in a chat room. I was instantly popular within every community I joined, and I focused on the History of the Library users.

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mais je ne parle pas

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it's possible I may have made a mistake by not revealing my identity immediately. I mean, Thom Yorke got more publicity from me using his username than I got for accepting shared log-in information for MySpace users.

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hehe.

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I love you all.

except Spartacus.

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