Benis survey

ask your mum

thank you this will be very useful

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Smol bolls

I posted it once you gay brit craving for cocks

"useful" huh? ;)

forgot to mention my girth is also exactly 5"

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only four of you have given me a measurement. I'm pretty sure there's more of you than that
so can you do it please?

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I'm not erect right now

21cm length
16cm girth

I measured the girth in inches and it was like 6.3 so its close enough

-2m

very small

It only took you a minute.
I wonder what did it...

That aint me lad

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It took more than one minute

pretty much exactly 15 cm and 4,5 cm. I guess I'd be a little longer if I was at 100% arousal and not just decently erect, not longer than 15,5cm tho.

>same id and flag
I'm pretty sure it is.

not according to the time difference

>>same id
????????

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get erect now

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I'm sure you can do something to make it happen ;)

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noo I'm not doing lewd things
I just really need to know the exact dimensions of everyone's benis

my benis isn't small

I can't tell you if you don't help me :(

can't you just measure it next time you're ready?

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Why?

don't worry about that
im just curious is all

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not op

Around 16cm long. Never measured girth.

please do it some time soon
it's vital for my research

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>if you lie I'll find you and check for myself
Well that isn't a threat really now is it?

don't make me do it user
im not bluffing

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7 in length

girth idk

Well it's 2 nautical miles long :^)

but girth is important
measure it please

I really doubt that
are you going to measure it properly or am i going to have to get my tape measure out?

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It might be 2.1 nautical miles but you will have to come and measure it :^)

t. Penis inspection nurse

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Seems gay

okay, I'll try to remember next time I get hard~

Can you measure mine for me please?

18,5cm, average for Ukraine.

okay then. You bought this upon yourself
I should be visiting europe soon so it's going to happen

no it's not gay
this is for science

thanks friend.

I think you're capable of measuring for yourself
dumb lewd spaniard

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about 18 cm
maybe 5 or 6 in girth

I will be waiting for you Brit Chan

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I'm not but I'll do it if I have to

is that really the average over there?

6.5x5

But please you will do it better

not op
liar

hmm
I don't think I can get to Ukraine any time soon

I'll find you eventually
it'll happen when you least expect it

thank you thank you
you are all contributing to science

I don't have much experience measuring benis

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>it'll happen when you least expect it
But I'm already expecting you :^)

Everobody has a start ;)

What kind of science?

you'll never see it coming
I'll appear, measure it and then leave before you even know what happened
like a benis ninja

But I've only ever measure my own
and I'm guessing it's easier to measure your own than someone else's

pennorology
dicke science

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9cm erect

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do you know the girth as well?

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Then help me! I'm sure you can do something to have a boner

You can be my benis ninja any time :^)

Why on bant?

my dick is about 4011 kilometres long

Around 2,5 I guess?

Aaaa stop it both of you. just tell me the length and girth
pretty please? I dont want to travel around europe just to get an answer

I would hire a team and visit each of you individually but that's expensive

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okay lad where are you?
I've got my tape measure ready

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You don't need to travel, post something to make me have a boner. Then I will tell you my measures without problem.

I am at sealand.

Well you will have to visit Germany to get your answer :^)

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I don't know what stuff you're into
can't you just find something yourself?

fug I don't own a boat
why would you live there anyway?

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Post your ass please

7 inch

That sounds pretty invasive, you should reconsider

so I can slap boats with a 4011 kilometre dick

no! Dumb lewd Spaniard
I don't want it to be in the archives forever

do I really need to post the India condom article?

I'm afraid it needs to be done
It's for the good of mankind

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I have a small penis.

Nah I'm good man, I've heard that Americans have yearly penis inspections though so you can probably just use the data from that instead of asking all of us about the details of our dicks

But we need your ass :^)

What's the problem? I once posted my penis here and the sky didn't falled into my head

I'm not posting my butte
this isn't a thread for lewd stuff

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Ass isn't really lewd

But he probably wants data from other nations

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Good. Stay out of Denmark

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Ass isn't lewd, and even then it's a lewd thread now.

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bad trips
butte is very lewd

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i got a smol one :(
maybe its the half asian genes doing.

aaaa it is definitely lewd
dicke goes in butte

you don't have to tell anyone anything if you don't want to fren

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im just worried i wont get a gf because of it. or that she will cuck me. i dont want that

I have 18,5cm, my last about 20 gf for 16 years of sex life says that's average. My grandfather have 20cm.

Show butte then you can measure my benis :^)

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it's probably not a good relationship if she leaves you because of that
I'm sure there's someone out there who will love you for you

noo I don't want to do lewd things
especially not where everyone can see it

hmmm

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But no one but us will see it :^)

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i guess thats true. i have bad thoughts now. i hope i can get a masculine gf or a gf who wanna crossdress and cosplay with me. that is what i want :)

Let's hope your sis doesn't see this one.

but there's a lot of people in this thread
and it will be saved in the archives

there will be someone like that out there friend
you're a nice guy, I'm sure you'll find someone

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ehh i have had worse. i hope she doesnt see the thread were i posted my half my face.
thanks for making me feel better. i think the same for you. there is probably someone out there for you. you are so nice user :3