I landed in shekel country. What do?

Yes they did

Burn it to the ground

Do a little kike dance. Don't be ashamed. It's lots of fun.

Tell them you are the owner of a large office building in Chicago and you’re wondering to whom you should speak about rigging it to blow with explosives to collect insurance money and cover it up with a terrorist attack you orchestrated. You have to rub your shekel slabs together to fit in with the covetous Jews while you make your inquiry.

Attack the Knesset.

OP IS A KIKE

WHY ARE YOU THERE?

Sharpie in pooper

Become an engineer

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this

welcome to the shithole of earth kind goy

Greentext/story us.

Girlfriends mom lives here. We are on vacation.

kneel and whisper "baruch ashem"

Is she a jew or a goy?

So are you kicked out if they find a pepe image or what?

wtf?? what else?

>girlfriend's mom
So you are dating a kike? Gas yourself too while you are at it.

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Goy

Come visit me on bus no .4 im leaving tahana mercazi5 in 4 minutes. Im the driver say hey to me

Activate the bomb.

Rub your both hand together

Apply for gibs.

What happens if you deny the Holocaust in Israel , that'd be some ballsy shit.

No kidding, right?
Even I know not to fuck with Israeli security, *especially* at the airport

Blast this from your phone or any blutooth speaker
youtube.com/watch?v=h2E47GgMdms

>My girlfriend mom lol that's identical to my wife boyfriend

why would she live in Israel then?

Obtain foreskin collection

Post her feet.

Christ cuck?

Whistle old NSDAP tunes.

Turns out there exists a special kind of breed called arabic jews

Ask where can you buy a Palestine flag

Do you wan a cookie now, onions fag?

Release some gas publicly and watch the reactions

yes. then kindly rub bob and vagene for poo

assault an elderly jew

those are real jews

Catch the next flight to any civilized country

gas

Im not joking i had to follow them and they asked me shitloads of questions. What i ate last saturday. Do i have muslim friends. Why do i visit israel.

t. Mike Enoch

Mike Enoch is literally a jew

Post proof

they are persians. but 25% of population is muslim arabs.

the ethiopians call ashkenazi "white boys".

DO. NOT. EAT. ETHIOPIAN. FOOD.
unless you want to ingest poop and have the worst stomach virus in the known universe,

Ask where you can find some zyclon B

Persian jews are ok, my dentist was one, he was not jewy at all.

>the lowest place on earth

true

Yell in a crowded place "look a shekel"

Tell them that you have a bomb packed in your anus.

Refer to it as Palestine every chance you get

get out

kek, every jew you meet will be ok. they are for the most part good, hardworking people.
"da joos" as Jow Forums imagines them literally do not exist

>"da joos" as Jow Forums imagines them literally do not exist
They exist in the higher ups.

wat game is this?

play this from your phone
youtube.com/watch?v=6B5KeRH2K_Y

I wish he would

eh, i'm an oldfag, i have enough life experience to know that isnt always the case.

Do as Trump did, lick the wall and dream of your own.

>5 people out of 8.5 million people
wow, you're on to something sherlock

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>5 people

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Ask where you can apply for holobux they hand out forms at the airport

Throw your arms in the air and run around screaming "aloha snackbaaarrrrr!"

id say it is a pretty good guess that the baby will be ghastly

eat shitloads of beans every day, press out noisy farts in elevators and crowded places and yell "Oy gevalt it's anudda shoa!"
Make videos, upload, bost link.

if I get d.ubs, do the roman salute while yelling sieg hiel at the top of your lungs, while recording it and sharing it with us of course

>all white people are angelic
yes, the banker elites. but these are jews, anglos, germans, swiss, etc. the "da joos" meme does not exist because the "goyim are cattle" beliefs are only held by orthodox, who have no real power, and do not give a shit what goys do other than they have a strong respect for US-Israel relations. the banker elites are amoral, non-religious or intend to break every moral law in existence. libshit journalists are not "da joos" but are tied monetarily right up the chain to the banker elites.

go and see what kind of lures they have in their fishing stores take pictures and post them here

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if you don't find the fishing store, go into the fishing part of a sports store, find the lure section there and take picture of jew lures. But beware, mossad is probably going to be all over your ass, so go in there take a picture fast then go and look at basketballs

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Scream "allahu akbar" in the Israeli airport.

hmm do they do this to all foreigners that is from all nations, or did you fly in from a "risky" country?

I have never been stopped for questioning abroad before and I've been places, never israel though. If they stop me it's always at home, to see if I have smuggled cigarettes or booze. Each time they fucking stop me there though
>so where have you been user?
(duh you saw what belt I picked up my luggage from) I have been to that country
>what did you do there?
I went fishing
>okay can I see your bag there

each fucking time

Grow a tiny mustache.

Rub your hands together and haggle the price of every single thing you're charged for on your trip.

Ask where you can get a bacon cheeseburger.

kek

A lot of countries are starting to copy our security.
We have experts in behavior all around the airport looking for suspicious behavior, any Muslim country you been in is a bad thing, during the interview they’re again looking for suspicious behavior, such as stress.
You then given a score regarding how much of a risk you’re, which can get you more questioning and more search.
Factors like traveling alone or race(being Arab) impacts it a lot.

Are you from France?

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how? do they take you phone and look at it wtf?

Arabs live in Israel too

ah but you just pick out some people then based on this? They do this here too and I am actually not quite sure how this really works but if you are from certain countries you will automatically go through a harder stanard check that others say within the EU for instance. It's not really an interview but you have to show a passport and they will start to ask you things there.

I am sure this stuff is a lot stricter in israel still though. Since you are at high risk for terror stuff I mean

fixed the pic a bit

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drive a truck into the wailing wall

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what I mean is like say you come from iraq or something, they are never going to let you just slip through there as if you came from any western country. Then they will be all over your ass, I've seen it my several time
>iraq? what are you doing here, can you go with guy please

they have some country/race based system here of sorts.

British Palestine

KEK

What if my last name is Kikeowitz?

man I must admit I miss the pre 9/11 world.
All this security shit is really annoying if you smoke, because today you can't smoke anywhere either those laws came afterwards though, ugh you have to get through the god damn security to go outside to smoke.

At least they used to have places you could just go after you landed and get that over with and you would be cool about being stopped in customs. You get really pissy
>really now, c'mon man I need a god damn smoke

So basically (socially) awkward people are always picked out?