(you) need to read this

(you) are gay
(you) need to go suck some dick

(you) need to pay pizza for me

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I'll pay for your pizza by only if we can eat I while cuddling on the sofa

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I don't accept the cuddling part, but i will watch a film and eat with pizza with you if you pay it, no homo

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eat fondue

sure! I'll order some pizza while you choose a film
and then we can get comfy together on the sofa

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If he gets to choose the film its probably going to be gay porn tho

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I know lad, damn gay karenposter

Fuck off i don't roleplay, but i will watch kiki delivery service this evening

I have a Margherita Pizza in the fridge, you can have it. I hate Margherita Pizza.

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Alrighty then

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>gay porn
>gay karen poster
you can't prove that

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