>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
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Leo Jackson
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Cameron Roberts
Why do Americans love getting shot?
John Evans
hahaa americans btfo how will they ever recover
Luis Sanchez
>be american
>be gay
>dies of faggotry
Benjamin Turner
>Birth
>Be burger
>Born as a mishmash of various European ethnicities, some nigger and some hispanic.
>Have my cock mutilated because it's a cherished tradition
>Bullied at school because of my mutt race
>Cries
>Your mom records a video of it and put's it on youtube
>Years later
>Get into car to go to the mart
>It's snowy
>Literal chaos, nobody knows how to drive in snowy weather or roads yet
>Crash car
>Have to walk home
>Get rental car
>it doesn't have automatic transmission
>At my wits end
>Order taxi to get me to mart
>Pay for taxi and tip taxi driver
>I'm finally at the mart
>Get on my scooter because i'm 200lb overweight
>Shart and fucking shit my pants up
>Finally get my Jow Forums post coupons (1.99 bucks each post) and Youtube monthly subscription
>About to go home
>Walk out of store
>Get shot
Eli Wilson
Kek. Subscribed
Jaxon Davis
Are you faggots always watching american news on the lookout for another shooting in america, so you can post le golden face at us?
Its starting to piss me off!
Charles Thomas
if you get shot dead you don't recover you fucking memeflagger.
Levi Nelson
This is so fucking tragic.
youtube.com
Mason Thompson
>Madden Xbox Football Gaming tournament
Jayden Miller
jejjed
Ethan James
GAMERS RISE UP
Robert Thompson
dead american is great entertainment
Nolan Martinez
I'm not using memeflags you idiot
Caleb Sullivan
impressive desu
I was on the Jow Forums thread about this because I was curious (frist time on Jow Forums in months dont worry)
and well all I can say is that they are all first-degree fags except the based Sam Hyde posters and this thread is 20000% better than the Jow Forums thread about the americans getting shot
Brayden Parker
>Get shooted during a madden Xbox Football Gaming tournament
Peak american culture
Jaxon Thomas
Carter Thompson
bump
Liam Ramirez
Anthony Phillips
Kayden Parker
>be american
>get shot
Christopher Lewis
>mass shooting
>at a videogame tournament
>about football
american culture is top tier
Colton Thompson
who even plays sport games
nigger go play actual soccer why would you make it into a computer game
i don't get it wtf
do americans not like sport
Jacob Turner
why do people watch sports when they could be playing video game versions of sports?
Samuel Clark
>LINKING TO FUCKING CNN
Gas yourself for linking people to fake news you fucking commie.
Landon Sanchez
why won't you let me penetrate you anally
Gabriel Reed
Are you seriously trying to say
>a fucking leaf
is not a meme flag?