Ask a Brazilian monkey any shit

ok jokes aside is brazil as violent as it seems?
are you from the north or south?

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You didn't start the fire

can you please just stop posting on this magnificent website this is not a place for monkeys that will never contribute anything of quality to our little community because they brains be too small to comprehend anything else than shitting sleeping eating and fucking brazilian cunts

Interesting, but I dont understand

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Jeez, of course. You can even have sex with other girls, if you're good enough with words.

There's 80 Thousands kills per year. Yes paul, you have to be like Tarzan to survive here.

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are you the mysterious creature known as "Bicha Viado"?

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Its more like
"I love your country and vodka, its a beautiful place to live, also".

You really wanted to make it funny, right?

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What? I don't see anything offensive in my picture and question, all I want to know is if you secretly dress up as Xuxa?

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hmm okay

based

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He

mm?

i mean a really big one though - have you seen one? like the end of your pinky

>Dressed up like xuxa
Lmfao Wtf

Of course, bro. That's why my country is known for big bundas

Some Teens about 12 have fancy pairs of legs
And teens about 15 already looks like woman. Ok, im not a pedo

Wasn't she in a film where she had sex with a kid?

is sopa de macaco uma delicia?

Why do girls lose their virginity by age 11?

What is your opinion on the meme economic alliance known as BRICS?

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Xuxa was about 16-17 y/o. She dont had sex with kid. Because SHE was the "kid".

Get better sipping Suco de Laranja

This rarely happens here. But i think because of pedos.

Never heard before. But as i can see, its pretty much like the alliance Foro de São Paulo. Bullshit, i dont think its cool to do jokes about it

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what does sopa de macaco taste like?

>Xuxa was about 16-17 y/o. She dont had sex with kid. Because SHE was the "kid".
aznude.com/mrskin/xuxameneghel/lovestrangelove/love-xuxu4-hi.html
God I wish that were me

Beef
In São Paulo you can munch the monkey burg made by Açougueiro Paulão (pic related)

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Are you serious?

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whose nose?

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Are there really a lot of people going topless?

shit, 1 off from a GET posting time

Amazonia still exists in peoples mind ?

Okay my second question is how do I obtain a qt Brazilian gf

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Me

Hardly, but yes, some girls loves when you grab their boobs.

Stop nosing me

No. Actually, No one give a shit about Amazonia.

Its a good question. You need to wear Juliete, Bermuda, Glasses like Fly.
After your new outfit, you need to say the secret words:
Kk, Eae girl, vamos fechar?

Dont

Dont forget to do the Sarrada no ar**

But you have a nice smell, kiddo

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That is my dog not me

U pet it. Your dog smell like shit

So you
*dabs*

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Thanks for the advice anons.

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no u

If everything else fail, then just say "Te pago um salgado"

that's hebephilia, user