im bored, Jow Forums, please tell me a joke
Im bored, Jow Forums, please tell me a joke
James Brown
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Evan Reed
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Nicholas Peterson
A rope walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, we don't serve your kind here."
Dejected, the rope leaves. Outside he ties himself into a knot, frays his ends, and walks back into the bar. The bartender stops him and says, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just sent out of here?"
To which the rope replies, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
Jace Long
t-thats not funny user
Levi Williams
A Gender Studies Degree
Jacob Cruz
Kevin Turner
haha that's a pretty funny joke
Xavier Williams
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Julian Martinez
n-no?
Jeremiah Jones
It had no atmosphere
Levi Jenkins
Evan Thompson
How many apples grow on a tree?
Nolan Wood
idk
Asher Thompson
All of them.
Thomas Nguyen
how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
juan
Eli Roberts
How does a penguin build it's house?
Nicholas Ramirez
idk, how many?
Luis Hernandez
what's irish and lays around by the pool all day?
paddy o'furniture
Kayden Edwards
Igloos it
Juan Carter
Igloos it together.
OH COME ON
Evan Myers
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Brayden Barnes
An irrelephant
Lincoln Myers
heck, i read that as how many penguins does it take to build a house
Julian James
Jackson Moore
its not nice to steal punchlines user
Jackson Wright
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Zachary Diaz
what do you call a nigger with a titanium plate in his skull?
nigger
William Wood
thats not really a joke
Carson Butler
these were ery funny jokes SHIT POST, you really made my day a little bit better
thank you
Benjamin Wilson
NP I'm going to bed after I kill one more thread
Ryan Myers
ok, hope you have a good night and some sweet dreams
Landon Bennett
Heh.
Evan Bailey
Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews?
Chase Miller
you want to diddle the boyscouts
Luke Cox
The boyscouts come back from the camp ;)
Jayden Adams
quite a bit of the hews came back from the camp too, mostly cus of the soviets
Jacob Nguyen
Its a joke, dont be so over analytical >:(
Tyler Peterson
s-sorry...
Jordan Russell
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Gavin Morales
idk, what?
Brandon Cooper
It's been nice gnawing you.
Luke Ramirez
why d-did he eat the tree?
Isaac Howard
Because it has been nice for him to gnaw the tree.
Josiah Brown
How does Moses make his tea?
Jordan Clark
but it's not nice for the tree to get gnawed
he brews it?
Levi Young
yeah
because he brews... sounds like hebrews
yeah
Landon Miller
that's pretty funny...
sorry I ruined your joke user...
Austin James
that's okay morkie
I don't mind
Joseph Murphy
my 1 rep max
Eli Edwards
Here's a classic, what's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
Ryan Peterson
why did the scarecrow get an award?
he was outstanding in his field
Ryder Foster
I'm still sorry...
a-are you alright?
idk
Wyatt Nguyen
A pimple doesn't come on your face before you're a teenager :D
Parker Garcia
that's funny if not a bit mean to priests
Blake Hughes
yeah I'm fine
it wasn't a very good joke anyway
Easton Brown
I-it was a great joke...
t-try and say another one...
Cameron Davis
I don't know any more jokes
except for a really bad one about atoms
Evan Sanders
I'm sure it's good, user, just say it
Chase Russell
uh.. okay
why can you never trust an atom?
Robert Brown
I don't know
why?
Lincoln Smith
the autopsy has shown that the cause of death was the autopsy
Joseph Gutierrez
ha... that's pretty amusing...
Isaac Roberts
because they make up everything
Hunter Wilson
it is, until you realize how often it happens
Hunter Rivera
haha...
that's actually quite clever, dunno why you'd say it's not funny
Thomas Peterson
d-does it happen often?
Juan Cruz
it does
William Hall
oh... oh no...
t-that's bad...
Samuel Morris
maybe I have just heard it too often
I would tell you another science joke but all the good ones argon
Lincoln Perry
>all the good ones argon
i see what you did there
youre pretty funny user, you should be a comedian
Jayden Walker
How many children do you need to change a lightbulb?
Tyler Lopez
i dont really think its a good idea to have kids change a lightbulb
but idk
how many?
Thomas Morris
I don't know, but more than 7, because it's still dark in my basement
Kayden Perez
y-you should try to change it yourself
Jonathan Foster
dark humor is best humor
Andrew Allen
I dunno about that...
but sure, you can like whatever you want
Matthew Reyes
What did the washer say to the dryer?
Let's go for a spin
lmao