Send your champion to fight me...
if you dare
Send your champion to fight me
i win
I volunteer
Rock beats woman.
You don't stand a chance.
I volunteer. Once in a lifetime opportunity to kill the gay karenposters (all of them)
heh. pathetic
I don't think you know who you're dealing with
I'm a level 50 warrior
>American hero
>posts a French man
This kills the weaboo
Rawr!
you really think you can kill me?
do you not see that american flag behind him?
clearly he is american
i have a hunter specifically for champions like yours
*Sends a rock the size of a small town*
Pathetic
The cutest champion
This cute Banana
I'm afraid karen is too pure to even be effected by your that patrol
your champion is an inanimate rock?
I guess I win by default
I daer u
It is actually a rock flying in from beyond the orbit of the sun at speeds fast enough to disrupt the gravitational pull of the moon
Heh, you're dead kid
it may be fast, but I doubt it can keep up with this
Did you really just
I may not be able to reply properly but my point I'd still valid
pew
Pewpewpew
Shittest of all the shit gets
I applaud you
Do you even understand the impact such a collision would have on the atmosphere?
The impact radius (which would literally be kilometers across) would be the least of your problems.
didnt want to do this...but you leave me no choice
what can't I reply properly?
am I retarded?
Die
do you even know who you're dealing with?
a puny rock stands no chance against the strongest fighter on bant
do your worst
awww... I can't fight you, you're so cute
What are you going to eat when literally the whole food chain is effectively destroyed by a lack of sunlight
It doesn't matter how strong you are unless you're some kind of robot that runs on fresh air and doesn't even need food
Oh wait
There wouldn't even be any fresh air you retard
Rock yourself in the head
*stomps your rock into a fine powder*
oops
You literally would not be able to do that whatsoever even if you tried for the rest of your shitty Karen posting fucking life.
Karen's a slut and has a predictable personality
DAB
Eks dee
predictable eh?
I be you didn't predict this dab!
By not refuting my claim you officially forfeit thank you for playing
>I'm going to launch ayers rock at you from orbit
>you can't stamp on a rock that's unrealistic
you're rocks dead lad
game over
>Pick your champion
I literally picked the embodiment of rocks
You picked a girl
That was the premise
Try again
well your embodiment of rocks is now the embodiment of dust
get stomped on nerd
Time to end you Karen
you're going to choose ashley as you're champion? really?
You dare underestimate the power of my dab?
Refer back to all of my previous posts to be proven wrong
I think you are not prepared for this next dab
I refer you back to the post where I stomped your rock and it exploded
I eagerly await your next dab. It won't be able to top mine though...
I refer back to the post where I explained to you the basic fact that you physically would not be capable of doing so
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DABDAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB
>ezgif
muda MUDA
dumb ashley poster
I'm just going to shoot you now okay bye
*dodges your bullet*
*points gun at head*
Any last words?
did you really think it would be that easy to hit someone this fast?
NO
YOU DIE
not if I die you first
That is indeed fest. However my dab encompasses a 12 mile radius
only 12 miles?
heh