Everyone on Jow Forums is friendsh!
Everyone on Jow Forums is friendsh!
Juan Howard
Brandon Parker
not everyone can be friends with each other dum dum
Nolan Edwards
Yes they can!
Jow Forums shows it's possible since everyone is freinds here!
Now give me a hug friend!
David Cook
its not fucking possible
not everyone in the world can be friends with each other you're fucking delusional
Tyler Anderson
yeah nah fuck off faggot
Brandon Baker
Adrian Nelson
friendship symbol
Ian James
Not with that attitude!
You just have to put your mind to it and then you'll find it easy to become friends!
I believe in you anone!
You especially are friend to all!
Joseph Nelson
No. >:(
David Anderson
congrats, you 2 already a friend!
Blake Morales
this is for you friend
Daniel Reed
are you retarded
what are you saying
is that some gay shit you learned from your naruto animes
pissheads like you are so annoying, shut up
Jose Gonzalez
Super special awesome friendsh!
Landon Bailey
yea
yes :D
Yay!
Getting friends is easy and fun!
Language friend.
I learned it from reality.
Lincoln Nguyen
There's no better sort of friend!
Zachary Cooper
Do you think atem hates the fact that his host is a really effeminate and weak little gay boy?
Robert Campbell
do you have any real friends, like in real life, not some bellends onlne you circlejerk with
Jose Fisher
one can be friends only with sincere people and most personalities on bant are fake
Bentley Murphy
He's probably gay for him too, so I don't think so.
Asher Allen
FrIendsHIp iS MagIC
Noah Long
I can't be friends with people who post K-Pop General threads.
Ryan Long
He's a strong gay boi though so i think they fit perfectly together.
Yes.
Why do you ask this friend?
Also, you have a cafe id!
Isn't that great!?
If you say so
I suppose in a way, it doesn't give you magic powers though, unfortunately.
Otherwise Jow Forums would be the most powerful board on the planet!
Wyatt Reed
They're not a part of Jow Forums
Joshua Parker
But they still spam koreaboo threads. You can't escape them.
Dylan Long
Ammer*cans are not friends of mine
Carson Jackson
Okay I will ask this once
I need everyone itt to pat my head or our frenship is over
Evan Evans
yae!
Adrian Green
i need everyone to fly to my house and give me a handjob or our friendship is over
Jordan Gomez
fag
Daniel Perez
They.Are.Not.Jow Forums.
Americans can be good friends though!
Just give it a try freund!
Here you go!
Happy days with friends!
Funny joke friend!
You know that friendship is unconditional and doesn't need lewd things like that to keep it going.
Grayson Martinez
>cafe
Benjamin Gutierrez
And now
Could you press the big red button
Jonathan Wilson
The one that says "turn off Jow Forums?"
John White
Thanks user
Benjamin Gonzalez
No, the one that nukes me from orbit pls
Angel Young
HELLO FRIENDS
Aiden Smith
No problemo!
But won't that kill you?
I don't want you to die friend.
Noah King
Hii!
Elijah Martinez
I would like to die
I have received my pat and now I am ready
Jordan Richardson
give me strenght friends, I'm trying to socialize
Aaron Torres
No I need my strength to beat myself to death
Isaiah Barnes
But that would mean i killed you.
I'm sorry but i can't have your assisted suicide on my hands.
Just try to not want to die?
Sending strength now!
Hope it goes well!
Luke Stewart
Ok
Perhaps that single pat will be enough
Ian Taylor
Then again maybe not
Jaxon Long
I'll give you as as many as you need!
I'll keep you alive with the power of pats if need be!
Just watch me!!!
Jayden Lewis
Ok this sounds like a deal I could not refuse
I'LL TAKE IT
Liam Ramirez
I'm not your friend and I don't want to be!
Joseph Martinez
Can we all have group sex?
Nicholas Roberts
I would like 5 pats
can give you nice rocks and maybe hug in return
Nicholas Cook
It's ok you can be my fren
Wyatt Robinson
Good!
Patte for life ᵃnᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒʳᵗᵃˡ ˢᵒᵘˡ
It's a really good deal!
You have no choice!
You're my friend and you can't do anything to stop that!
coming up!
Hudson Brown
Juan Green
patte
Isaiah Miller
Kot pat
Juan Baker
Matthew Lopez
And that's 5
I hope you enjoyed!
Angel Bennett
Ayden Harris
Well, I do like pepsi cola.
I'll make friends on my own thank you.
Kevin Morgan
It has been almost two years since I actually received pats from somebody I am close to
This was close enough for today but I have no rocks and am too tired to lift arms for a hug ˢᵒ ᶦ ᵍᵘᵉˢˢ ᶦ ˢᶜᵃᵐᵐᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ
Jaxson Anderson
Sorry, i am your government mandated friend.
You'll have to contact the prime minister if you don't want me.
It's ok, i received something far more valuable~
Jose Watson
>this thread
Caleb Morgan
Serbia
Aibres
Abires
Abies
Abise
Alise
Alice
I will be your friend!
Aaron Peterson
there was another party coup d'etat about 4 or 5 days ago, I don't know if that still applies.
Oliver Murphy
Okay I have some Pepsi in a cola glass I hope that's ok
My dignity as a rock lol
This time I'm behind 7 blankets you'll never trace pat co-ordinates again
Zachary Clark
>Screenshot
Heh
Levi Robinson
It was made by the friendship party.
So of course it still applies!
(satanic trips!)
Sounds comfy~
Have fun under all those blankets~
I'll trace you sooner or later~
Kevin Reyes
checked
Yeah, that's okay
Jackson Campbell
make sense, since the liberals usually don't want outlaw friendship, affection and fun.
okay, we are friends now.
Isaac Long
Yay!
Government mandated friendship hug!
Cooper Evans
No Alice
Dominic Bell
*hugs*
Austin Campbell
Not when I hide myself in my pillow fort and put the safety duvet over it
I'll be as good as invisible
Jose Barnes
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Yaoi Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Oni-Chaaaan, and I have over 300 confirmed cumshots. I am trained in anal sex and I'm the top rimmer in the entire US gay forces. You are nothing to me but just another buttslut. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckboi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cutebois across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare your tight boipussi, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your anal virginity. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my throbbing cock. Not only am I extensively trained in deep dickings, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Bad Dragon YaoiCorps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cute miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon your anal cavity, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Liam Sanchez
I am behind 7 blankets five pillows and a duvet you will never trace it back to me
Benjamin Fisher
You have misspelled "fiendish", OP.