"Hold guardsmen i wish to speak with you." "what about madam commissar?" "some of your squad mates have been spreading rumors about you." "what kind of rumors madam commissar?" "that you are behaving heretical acting strange, aggressive behavior, being anti social, they also say you stare at me when i'm not looking now why would you be doing that?" "plotting something against your own commissar are you?" "NO MADAM I WOULD NE-" "shhh it's ok i know your not a heretic your just distracted over worked even." "but don't worry *unbuttons her coat* i know how to relieve stress" "madam this is highly improper" "oh come on now it's my job to make sure my men are in top fighting condition after all"
"Hold guardsmen i wish to speak with you." "what about madam commissar...
Jaxson Butler
Christian Price
Kill yourself
Hudson Bailey
I die only for the emperor
Sebastian Baker
>shoots her for being a slaanesh worshiper
Michael Collins
She's not slaanesh worshiper she's just taking care of her men
Brayden Parker
space cowboy stop writing fanfiction and just give me more sexy images
Leo Taylor
Fine
Adrian Ross
Lincoln Moore
based.
Brayden Cox
cringe
Levi Perez
Yeah man i know you love that shit
Heretic
Leo Young
go tickle your prostate with a chainsword you slaanesh worshipping degenerate
Anthony Gonzalez
You forget unlike you space marines we guardsmen are just simple men we have need to denie them would be to denie the very thing that makes us human and that i dare say would be..heresy
Caleb Evans
Based
Aaron Collins
this commissar is clearly a heretical chaos worshipper!
by the emperor, this whole thread has fallen to chaos!
EXTERMINATUS
Elijah Gomez
I love the Death Corp
Austin Green
>Getting angry over basic human body functions
Now who's the heretic
Thomas Johnson
>being this much of a heretek
The omnisia would not approve this faggotry
David Green
On one hand the Commisar turns me on like you couldn't believe. On the other, it's absolute heresy and only a Slaaneshi worshiper would act in such a way
Jordan Gomez
"What are you looking at human? you know not all zenos are bad. maybe you should join the greater good we could always more gue'vesa. The ethereals said could use any means necessary... "
Owen Nelson
what if i told you...the death korps of kreig are overrated...think about it...
Austin Richardson
Sex is a natural human function nothing heretical about it
Get purged filthy xenon
I say your full of shit
Jace Rodriguez
How about no?
Noah Nguyen
>Not accepting free sex from a beautiful woman
Gay
Jace Nelson
Why must warhammer women be so attractive?
Camden Carter
>Getting dom and not dominating the dom
Fag
Levi Martinez
Joseph Sullivan
fuck I meant to reply to everyone in his thread because you're all heretical slaanesh worshippers
Gavin Hernandez
Because even in a world of grimdark and eternal war humans still need to breed
>Thinking he can dom his commissar
Hunter Barnes
Dammit Britain! I don't wanna murder fuck people. I just want a cute female commisar to fall in love with me.
Carson Perry
I wish there was more of this stuff for Warhammer Fantasy desu
Joseph Young
>Thinking I won't
Stop being a pussy and be a man
Asher Johnson
Well said
Go ahead and try but you'll probably get a chainsword to the face
Jaxon Nelson
purge purge purge purge purge
Brody Morris
I BET YOU SHE LIKES THAT SHIT BUT YOU WOULDN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY.
James James
*KNOW
yes
Robert Roberts
you're getting purged too, heretic
Benjamin Smith
Wich of you little dweebs let these sister posers into my ranks! I shall not stand for this heresy, go sit in your penetince engine and leave us men to our task.
Isaiah Bell
>purging me for having natural human desires
It like you hate humans
Questioning the commissar is punished by death
Parker Hernandez
Leave procreation to the citizens, your task is to live and die for the emperor, you should be BLAMMED for this behaviour, we are the fist of the empire, we should work as efficient as possible, and every second your dick is in a woman is a moment your blade could be in a xenos, NOW FALL IN LINE SOLDIER!
Kayden Jackson
What if your dick is subjugating inferior xenos races?
Noah Jones
k
But you're not a commissar are you, now?
Heh
Chase Murphy
you will be purged for committing unspeakable, heretical acts with a commissar
ye
Adrian Cruz
We could breed the xenons out of exists
Camden Russell
Except for those Tau. Fuck the Tau. Wierd blue freaks.
Jack Morris
It is not against the Emperor to have relations with another human
Jeremiah Jenkins
Yeah let's just genocide them the old fashioned way