I, the plague doctor of Jow Forums have returned to heal the sick and cure those infected with The Gay...

I, the plague doctor of Jow Forums have returned to heal the sick and cure those infected with The Gay. Tell me of your symptoms

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Kill yourself faggot

YOU'LL NEVER CURE ME I WILL SPREAD THE GAY!

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Get back here! I will cure you or kill you trying!!!
You first, gay

Kill yourself faggot I'm not the one that likes diddling boys in the tent
Guess you deserve to stay in the middle ages where it's still okay for the local priest to diddle your kids for religious reasons
Fucking faggot

You have a lot of hate in your system for one who has the gay.

You have a lot of homophobia for a faggot

NO! I DON'T WANNA BE CURED! I LIKE MAKING CUTE BOIS HAPPY! THEY DESERVE LOVE TOO!

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They DESERVE to be cured. And you’re in the way of preventing that seem coming true.
It’s becausd I’m not gay, fagmark.

That dream from coming*

Sure let's pretend we didn't all read that post you made

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You leave the qt's alone. If they want to touch bepper by god they'll touch bepper. Everyone is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of HAPPINESS no matter the cost. You're impeding people's happiness.

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At least I moved on, you seem to do no such thing.
Touching bepper is gay. And gay is not okay

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Yeah just seems weird that a faggot would be so radically homophobic
Maybe you're making up for something lul

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>be danish
>be gay

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You touch your bepper. Since it's touching bepper for a reason other than urination that makes you gay.
Checkmate theists.

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>Be PD
>Literally be gay
>Be any namefag in general
>Literally be gay

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I got one too lmao.

Pic related

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Lul, had to save that pic when I saw it

Cure me.

Nah that's got me fucked up and not in the gay way
Like in the if I look at that shit for longer than 5 seconds I'll have a fucking migraine kind of fucked up

Probably because you’re gay lul
Very well.
*pick up power drill*
Let’s begin

>power drill
Ah the Dai Chan method. Very effective. Dewalt or Craftsman?

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You stay the fuck away from me with that gay shit or its gonna end up in your own ass.

Did I say power drill. Sorry, I meant R O T A R Y

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Haha, it’s just a scare tactic. In fact, your strain of the gay is quite simple and only needs a simple injection.

Probably because that image is fucking retarded like you

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U mum

Fuck you faggot

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Well, ok?

Yes yes the Lima Moniz method. Even more effective. Look PD I respect what you're doing that we should get the gay population here down from 53% to a respectable 5-6% like it is in nature but damn it I don't want to be cured. Can't we cut a deal where I don't terrorize people or spread the gay and I get to just be who I am behind closed doors without being a flamboyant flaming faggot?

>a simple injection

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so your back now in our darkest hour?

Don't let him take you into the tent user. It's not safe in there, not even for a faggot like you

Don't leave me hanging there.

Aaand we’re done. Try not to operate any heavy machinery for the next 48 hours
Fine. I don’t care if you’re infected, I just don’t want it spreading on my good board.
Perv
Or course

I don't feel any different. I thought it was my chance. Fuck this gay earth.

U didn't deny, therefore you're actually a gay doctor!

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Fucking lit fampai I'm now the one sanctioned gae in bant. Purge the rest for all I care I'll even pickup a rifle to help you.

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The effects aren’t going to be instant. Take some time for it to work.
What a faggot

Purged your fellow gays just o save your own skin. Pathetic.

>still no denial

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I can go back to spreading the gay with my bf Cute™ anytime I want faggot don't test me. Retract your statement or I'll make this place even gayer.

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It's all discord now you're getting too old for this shit Grandpa

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I’m not gay

Nah, I don’t make deals with faggots

>tfw my discord is full of only the most horrendous gays in an attempt to contain the gay in bant
You're welcome sonny.
Very well. Know that you brought this on yourself.
*boops your bepper*
!!!OwO!!!

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I don't want to know hear or see anything about that ever again keep your gay club to yourself

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I’ll be ready for anything you throw at me.

You won't and I'll never post the link. I barely know how to use the newfangled thing.
In that case I'll do to you what I did to Space Cowboy.

Space cowboy was a copycat who wasn’t strong enough to last even a couple of weeks. Good luck.

Space Cowboy is not a gay I merely painted him with the gay but you believe it like the sheep you are falling prey to my psyop.

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Do you honestly think you can do the same to me? Also, I know that he isn’t gay, but the fact that he gave up is why he’s a bad anti gay poster.

desu its the ship of him and amei that's the funniest part
also you're not even why people are shipping him he said he fingered his anus in the shower once and didn't like it lmao

Yeah he gave up too quickly. Besides he's just generally pathetic as a poster. The equivalent of Jow Forums with his autistic shit about tfw no gf. I'm a pretty bad poster but he's just straight up garbage spouting regurgitated Jow Forums propaganda.
>he said he fingered his anus in the shower once and didn't like it
LOL I know I was there.
Did you know SHIT POST not only kissed a dude with tongue but watched hardcore gay porn with other men in the room?

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>watched gay porn
>got a chub
It’s like he’s trying to be a gayposter
And I want to see evidence of that shitpost stuff

Proof that it was with other men.
I'll post his kissing thing next.

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All the proof you need.

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My ass faggot

I’m pretty sure those were just shitposts, as that is what he’s known for.

Doesn't surprise me, I've kissed dudes as well :^)

Fuck off my ass faggot

KILL THE GAY

You've kissed dudes too lmfao

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Nah if you ask him about them he'll come forward but insist he's not gay. I've pressed him on it many times.
Face it the man has done gay shit but he's still immune to the gay.
Did you flick your tongue between the gaps in his crooked teeth ya big homo?

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Well, I’m sure that he’s beyond it now.

You're literally balding stfu

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Yeah he is. He's going into the Air Force now so if he is gay he'll have plenty of time to figure it out while he's polishing brass.
So....I hear you've kissed some dudes?

Is that a yes?

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Really?

Yeah he wants to detect nukes around the world then get into astrophysics to hopefully get into space. As one of Uncle Sams misguided children I respect the hell out of him wanting to put his brains to work instead of on the wall. He's gonna protect the country from our greatest threat.....a shit covered nuke from India or a "dirty bomb" XDXDXDXD
So about this kissing dudes shit PD. Come on you know I won't judge you.

Here's a better detail of what he wants to do. I'm not an egghead so it's better to have the AF explain it.
>airforce.com/careers/detail/scientific-applications-specialist

I’m not saying anything on the matter. I’m not stupid.

Look bro we can play dodge the question until the cows come home but in the end we all know you did it by how hard you're dodging it. As the resident expert on the gay I can tell you a very universal truth about being gay.
Just because you did something gay doesn't make you gay especially if you didn't like it. Sure it doesn't change the fact you did something gay but denying it just because you don't want to be lightly razzed about it is just going to make us prod at you more. If you own it like SHIT POST and me do then you're removing the power for people to be able to get under your skin.
Unless you want to sit here and say you kissed a dude and liked it. Then I'm going to call you a homo and get back to my day. I've got FO4 mods to make and conversations to be had.
So lets speed this up eh cupcake?

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Alright, I admit it. I did have a homo experience, but I immediately regretted it, and never did it again.

Can’t wait for you to screenshot that and post it all of Jow Forums

Nah it's only faggots like me that are into shitting and farting all over threads that will ever bring it up everyone knows you're fucking based and everyone likes you immensely
Even if you're a fucking faggot gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay
:^)

Says gaymark :^)

Shut the fuck up you're literally fucking gay lmao

Nah I don't keep a log of every homo post just the ones of people who want to be hardcore in denial that they did something gay. It's cool bro you're safe when you're around me.
>I did have a homo experience
Are we talking a light homo experience like you kissed a dude just to find out or full blown bepper in angus? I'm just curious is all.
>I immediately regretted it
>never did it again
That's how I know you don't have the gay PD and will leave you alone about it. You and kitchen are both in the same boat that there's some people I fully acknowledge are immune to the gay so I don't push them.
Nigel however....I'm skeptical

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Says gaymark :^)

Full on sex, but I only gave, never received. Didn’t cum either because I had shit stains in my dick.

Ha faggot now you're gayer than me

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Says gaymark :^)

Yeah but my man I've never not nutted because of shit stains on my dick senpai
Like at least use a rubber that's nasty
And gay
And also how you get aids LMAO

Also, who’s kitchen and Nigel? New namefags?

>nutted from shit stains on his dick
OH WOW HAHA

I only look at porn with a good looking guy. Does that make me a gay?

>Full on sex
Gay.
>I only gave, never received
Even gayer.
>Didn’t cum either
Still gay. At least you know now. That's probably the most legitimate testing method too. Once you've gone past the point of no return and don't like it you can firmly say for certain that you don't have the capabilities to be any kind of homo. Tbhonest famalamadingdongdiddly it's better that you know this and you're firm in your sexuality. You'll never have to worry about some cock sucker saying "hurr durr well how do you know if you don't try".
Good shit PD. Purge them gays. Thanks for sharing.
Lets hear your gay story Nigel.
See above. Pretty sure it's that kek faced brit who sometimes goes to denmark.
>Kitchen
Kongou posting anonymous poster from Utah I'm buddies with. He's in contact with legs kiwi (star wars underwear legs kiki) and I like to chat with him at night. He's pretty based. When I go to Utah in October I'm planning to kick it with him for a small "bant meetup".

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Wait, legs kiwi still posts?

If you only focus on the gay, than I have bad news.

nah man I just don't want to see a pretty girl getting fucked by some disgusting hog

Not as far as I know but I've got eyes all over the place so I usually know what's going on with the posters in bant and from what Kitchen tells me he had to go back to school or lost interest. Regardless Kitchen keeps in contact with him and I'm in contact with Kitchen so you know grape vine and all that.
He could be posting but he would never post something like that again.
Depends if it's gay porn or straight, if you're focusing only on the dude and what you consider "good looking". We need details man you got both of the experts in one thread. PD the expert on anti-gay and Normie the expert on supergay. We're two halves of the same coin.

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Fair enough

You never know. The gays are quite unpredictable, the only constant is the gayness

>He doesn't put a condom on when he puts his dick into the poop schute
>He unironically thought it was a good idea to put his actual sharpie inside a boys unwashed literal fucking pooper
Holy fuck bro
At least wear a condom, gay people are also more likely to get bladder infections because of shit(ha) like this

You fucking faggot

The story is one that literally took 2 years to unfold not including prequels.
Nope.

Says gaymark :^)

I'm just saying if I'm putting my dick in something it's gotta come out clean too, fucking hell dude