Only 5 inches, user?

Only 5 inches, user?

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SO SHARP I CUT SILK IN THE RIVER
LEAVE YOUR HEAD GONE BEFORE YOU SEE A SHADOWY FIGURE
AS I PAINT A PICTURE, DEEP IN ANCIENT CHINA
THROW SMOKE BOMBS SO THICK, YOU CAN'T FIND NA'
NINJA IN THE BACKGROUND, BODIES GETTING HACKED DOWN
HEADS FALLING OFF WHEN WE FINALLY LET THE AXE DOWN
KEEP THE EAR TO THE GROUND, LISTENING FOR THE CRICKETS
LEARNED THE ART OF WAR IN MY SLEEP WITH THE SPIRITS
LIVING STRANGER STANDS AS THE REMAINDER, IN DANGER
TREAT, THE BEAT IS MY RETAINER
I DO THE SHOGUN A FAVOUR AND SAVE YOU
EVEN A HUNDRED MAN DEEP, WATCH ME WADE THROUGH
SEE ME CHILLING, WHILE THE HARP WILL PLAY
READY TO FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH LIKE THE KUMITE
WATCH THE SKIES TURN GREY, WHEN MY NINJAS CREEP
I'LL PULL YOUR HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST, JUST TO FEEL YOUR BEAT

you can have the other 4 when you're older

yep, fits in my hand perfectly.

I might not be hung but i'll pound it in you till your cunt bleeds

wtf is that supposed to mean

I wish

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It means i'll fuck her so hard her vagina will bleed

HOW DARKLY THE DARK HAND MET HIS END
HE WAS WITHERED AND BONEY, EXPOSED FOR A PHONEY
BUT WE HEED THE LAST WORDS THAT HE PENNED
HASTE TO DISGRACE THE TRAITOR. DO NOT WAIT TIL LATER

more than usual?

Idk do vaginas bleed alot during sex?

depends on the date

I BOIL OIL TOO, NOT FOR SCARFING
FOR CCS OF JAPANESE INNOVATION THAT SCREECH INTO FREE PARKING
PURPLE HEART AND SECOND CHIN THAT BESEECH HIM TO SQUEEZE THE CARBS INTO THE MOTHERBOARD
YOU CAN CHEW THE EUCHARIST IN CRULLER FORM
LOCALLY A SEEDY DANISH UNDERWORLD IS BUSTLING
WHERE JELLY'S NOT A CELEBRATED STUFFING, IT'S A PUPPET STRING
PLUCK, NOSE FOR CANOLA
5 COW STOMACHS LIKE A MIME WITH A ROPE GOING NOWHERE
FAST, RIGHT HAND OF GOD ON MY SHOULDER, CROWS FEET SWOLLEN, DOPEY
COMBING APPLE FRITTERS OVER WITH FOLK OF OPPOSING CULTURES
BABY SITTER COP THIEF REVEREND, BODY GLITTER, BOTCHED C-SECTION, BRONZE TEETH
EACH PROGRESSIVELY MORE SEQUESTERED
YET IF THREATENED WILL DEFEND THE RAISIN BREAD AS CODEFENDANTS
SOME LOSE RELIGION OR VIEW IT AS SUPERSTITION
YOU CAN TELL A FRIEND IF YOU ARE DOWN TO KILL THEM

Mine is 6.23

take it all you filthy whore

Its actually 8.307087 inches m'dear

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Sure it is

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He's not lying

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How do you know? Did you try it out?

GO ASK YOUR MOM XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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How do you know?

o no, 12 year old roasts, my biggest weakness...

It's in the archive, and he shows up in every penis thread to talk about it. It doesn't look that big, but he says it's because he's tall.

Probably lying. I'd say he has a 4-5 incher or something.

If it's fat, it can do the job just right.

d-delet this

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GET ROASTED SON
Don't worry about it